I feel like this belongs here

Jan 6, 2018 8:45 PM

CroakingUpFrogs

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#funny #twitter

Veterinarian, Coroner, Pediatrician

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Can you really blame him though? I mean he was such a good boy.

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Jesus, this is older then Jesus...

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Fuck one horse, and you’re a horsefucker for life.

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I read 'vet' as veteran, and didn't get what was wrong.

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Took me a second. Thought it said veteran, not veterinarian.

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Okay. What the fuck is this about?

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Oh. Hahahahahahahaha

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Hahhahahahasha

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sexy animals?

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What?... Ooooooooh! Erm...

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He is a vet? Which war?

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Oh honey

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veterinarian

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What a load of horse cock...

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Phrasing

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Horses be like

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Ill take three please

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@ElbowDeepInAHorse

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Mr. Hands you have a phone call on line 1

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Too Deep?

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How did you know it was a horse?

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I always love the cigarette drop

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I don't know this one. What is it?

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The joke is a bit better when "mortician" is the punchline.

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@ElbowDeepInAHorse sorry

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I'll sue the campus!

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I read this as vet, meaning veteran. It took me a minute to figure out.

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I can’t believe that bitch reported him.

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HA +1

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I don't get it.

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I don't want to get it.

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He had sex with one of his patients, an animal

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Am I the only one that assumed he was a Veteran and all of this was heartfelt - for too long?

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Took me a while lol

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Yeah i didnt get it for a few comments

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Yup, same.

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Was expecting him to be a mortician

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Dead right.

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Same.

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Bamboozled again.

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No one said the animals weren't dead.

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Animal pediatrician mortician?

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Dead baby animals..

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I thought he was a patience lawyer

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I read 'vet' as veteran, and didn't get what was wrong.

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Omg thank you, I was so lost.

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A guy in my city got caught doing that. Or rather his gf when she was found to have worms only found in decomposing bodies in her vagina

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omg

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That is disgusting.

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Gahhh. I just started my Imgur browsing too. I have a feeling it's going to go downhill from here.

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He's not. He's a vet

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It was the first time I saw it. I don't know which is worse. On this site pediatrician is possible too. Sorry.

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Peditrician only imply children. Mortician could imply dead children. :)

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I also expected pediatrician. But I guess that's just too real nowadays.

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1) Pediatrician. 2) Mortician. 3) Veterinarian. Worst to least IMO

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umm, geologists?

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Idk the mortician is gross but they are also just meat at that point.

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At least the animal can have a good time. Also I work in a mortuary. Regardless of the morals behind it corpses get pretty fucking disgustin

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I read it as he slept with the dog or cat laying next to them.

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Tell me more please I’m fascinated by this topic lol

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like I said gross but its not like the dead person will complain

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Remember, wrap the hamsters in duct tape first so they don't explode

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Your mind is a treasure.

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Loving this meme

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Mr. Gere?

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so long but still perfect ! worth to watch !

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That is the best and longest reaction o have ever seen

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*electrical tape - more elastic.

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Hahaha

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Well that's terrifying.

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I need this explained to me and I’m too afraid to ask anyone....

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Since he's a vet, his patient would be an Animal. So if the patient is a hamster, wrap them in duct tape first so they don't explode.

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Fellas, I gotta say, this is some of the most fucked up shit

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I want to explore that brain of yours. How does one come up with such a comment lol

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Experience.

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Would the hamsters innards come out its mouth and eye sockets?

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HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU FAVORITE A COMMENT

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Lol

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Thank you, this comment is a goldmine of reaction gifs.

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Bobcat?

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For some reason I picture dave attell

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Send this post to the front page because of this comment alone

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need more context...

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