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How do you even bend that much pins?
Straight off the CPU.
Welp, that's dirty.
Dear god...
Liquid cooling done wrong.
WHAT THE F**K.
Thermal Paste? Cheack!
CorrodedSanity
Oooo god that hurts my soul those poor parts!
Panda4hire
God @op leave your Gore on 4chan. 4
Aelinsaar
The mushroom one... how fucking filthy is that person's home?
DustinsMissingTeeth
Almost all of these are owned by disgusting human beings.
repurposedschleem
#6 is from playing too much Super Mario
glitterwank
BTW can you buy a super wide screen and then tell the computer to interpret it as two screens side by side?
ChasePerdue
Only gamers know how computers work.
AColorBlindFool
Iamanotherpersonherelurking
I thought shrooms only grew on shit... Oh wait nevermind.
Anorock68
I want to know how mushrooms grow in your PC?
PuckeringButthole
whatevenarecats
Chancey! Chancey!
BillieTrixx
I died a little inside on every picture.
DogboneJim
That many* pins
MagicOrpheus310
Dude I swear Ive seen the video of that blue coolant going everywhere haha poor bastard
simplefishy
That monitor was one expensive rage quit.
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
Well fuck the guy that didn't even put any olive oil to pan fry that piece of meat
Cheomesh
...why on earth would you fry in olive oil.
greymaria
Some people are buttfuck retarded.
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
pan fry? not deep fried you retarded americans, with your dumb fuck PAM spray and then you wonder why you get cancer, fucking shit head
TearsAreGoodLube
That made me cry a little, I won't lie.
ModusPonens
That first one looks like a differential equation vector field.
CornflakeDust
Thats a $3k screen ????
fusk
#4 I'm am guessing "Rage Quit" ?
spudcosmic
I hope not. Someone that irrational doesn't deserve a monitor that expensive.
cryptidofthewood
I'm hugging my laptop, he doesn't deserve any of that treatment.
judgmentday206
Whoever did that to their graphics card must be a real fun guy.
gibsonguy77
You should've used the actual word 'fungi' so it would be a better play on words.
SpaghettiFox
Fungus grows on dead things. There's a dead thing in that gpu.
TrustMeImABassist
That's what happens when you play Super Mario in full specs
IdiotMcNoobtard
Must've been hard to pull it off, too. There's not much room.
Trasos
There isn't much room, but there's mushroom.
quitesrsly
I've heard it happens sporadically.
IncongruousFief
My cap's off to all of you. Upvotes all around.
MrTigeriffic
These comments are magic
Polaristars
Like shrooms?
Imadethisaccounttoreplytoacomment
god damnit
canesminior
This pun was so bad it was good.
breakfastpizza
I didn't even catch it until you said something
beardofzeus420
I still don't understand
CatPoopie
Probably because you pronounce "fungi" correctly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDlRrKVNOug
ToastPointz
Those are def psilocybe cubenses. Methinks twas intentional.
PANICinc
That's a strange way to hide a cultivation. Nobody would think to look in the tower!
DakianDelomast
I now know what shrooms are. Thank you.
AndrewPack
What the hell is wrong with you depraved fools?
NachoManCandySavage
Fun fact: Returned a processor with bent pins like this to Amazon after saying "it showed up that way". Got a new i7 in 2 days.
CKOD
Did the same thing back in the day with a pentium 2 at microcenter.
Xiria
No you didn't. o 3o
Devils41
Wait i7 with bent pins? All i7's are LGA they have no pins.
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
A buddy of mine ordered an i7 6700k and it arrived with two corners upwards. They didn't make contact with the pins and it didnt post.
BerniesImgur
Seriously this is just made up
Devils41
What is made up?
BerniesImgur
The guy saying he bent his i7 pins and got a new one.
Devils41
lol misinterpreted it
NachoManCandySavage
Oh fuck your right....I bent the pins on my Asus Sabertooth Mobo WITH the i7. Goddamn it im sorry imgur:(
gorgosaurusrex
*you're
JoshLeijs
So why did you get a new i7?
WhatzitTooya
Make up stories so you have something to write?
YoBanana
Op is a lying phony
Tikityler
He remembered getting a part replace, thought it was the cpu remembered it was the mobo...
digidon
Suuuuuuuuuure he did.
ColdBrick
MoistenedPenguin
The only one that wasn't so bad was liquid coolant spilled in the case. It's really not a big deal, I did that a few times setting up mine.
alexburgers
Theres holes.. and below that is the PSU. With high voltage inside.. Yeah, that was probably still bad.
spudcosmic
Not a problem with the computer turned off. Wipe if off, dry it out. I'm pretty sure the liquid is non conductive too.
MoistenedPenguin
Computer coolant isn't conductive. It's mineral oil and you could literally submerge a computer in it while it's running with no issue...
alexburgers
Its water with some water-wetting and anti-corrosive additives.
RyanDerpderp
This makes me want to hug my computer a little and tell it that will never happen to her.
itsnotyouitsmeme
Subtitle for every one of these: "and this is why rich parents shouldn't buy gaming rigs for their spoiled 11 year old kids"
Xenolith166
"Computers require tender love and care, otherwise they will rise up and make war against the human race." -Einstein Probably
Alzeroff
I'm already hugging mine...
wazscience
as a gamer and computer enthusiast, same here
JakeTTM
Did you just assume the computers gender !?!?!?!? Triggered !
MrRobSteel
I let my computer know that these things that will befall it if it betrays me.
MO1STNUGG3T
just fucked my CPU like 10 minutes ago. I took off the heat sink to see if there was anything wrong with the pre applied heat sink.
MO1STNUGG3T
When I boot it says HDMI no signal it goes to a black screen. I didn't re apply after and no paste got smeared anywhere in or out of socket
HearMeFart
I wish I could. I would have to promise it will never happen again...
Draygen
I know, right? I made an audible noise at the last one. That hurt my soul.
canesminior
Always remember that promise.
BANANAFLAKE
And if you don't but it does unplug it and remove the cmos battery. Set time and date to before you made the promise.
SevereSlimeShaker
PantsGuy
Heh.
ImAliveEvenThoughIDontKnowWhatItMeans
He said "her". Did you guys notice he said "her"? I say her too... And always name them with girl names
OneNeoEon
It is because of unconscious bias showing your desire to render ALL FEMALES as objects for your amusement! /sarcasm
noooodontlookatmeee
''pussymaster64''
dickwaffles
I call mine mike. Because i always thought of it as a bro-type relationship rather than anything else.
Lyoker
I always say my computer is also my boyfriend. We are not the only ones.
AleksandrBlazkowicz
I call it the black beast. It's my little eldritch monstrosity
thatanonymoususer
Well technically they're all female ports.
clonetrooper250
I named my custom PC 'Goliath', but sometimes I still talk to it saying "It's okay baby, I'll get you a new PCI card".
Phischstaebchen
PCI? Oldschool? :P
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TheMoneyBadger
I call her big Betty
Brrrrrrrt
Dude, you literally just copied and pasted this: http://www.dorkly.com/post/80766/15-photos-that-will-make-pc-gamers-die-inside
demonjester1515
Busted!
PresidentProTempore
But it's in the opposite order!
donutslaughter
E X P O S E H I M
FlexSeed
But I would have never seen it had they not, so this post still gets my +1
Camelspotting
I've seen all of these pictures before, dorkly is just as guilty.
FergaliciousPotato
Well I wouldn't have seen it if not for OP
SweetElve
Doesnt 90% of Imgur do that?
youdonegoofed
Shhh, don't give away our secret.
SweetElve
A reply, within a reply, within a reply...shits getting deep
PleaseAllowMeToPlayDevilsAdvocate
Ppfftt... only 90%?
SweetElve
Fine....99%
ThunderASE
thewhifflingtit
Breathtaking.
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TeoriaDeus
Why Finland?
Akhormenet
Because that's a Finnish post office in the background, so likely this guy lives in Finland and the package went through the Finnish post.
Akhormenet
The store the package is from is also located in Finland so the package never left the country.
TeoriaDeus
Thats some detective work there buddy. I didnt notice any of those details
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
But.. mushrooms??
YoBanana
I don't laugh very often laudable. But good god that was a hearty laugh
Panfoe
It was intentional. It's really easy to grow cubensis. Google 'Bible Cubensis'. It was done by Roger Rabbit, an epic cultivator.
ahillview
I've had some super groovy good shooms that look like these. Good times.
ForReasonsOfScience
They're fun mushrooms. P. cubensis
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eLeSDi
Someone has been growing and not harvesting before the spores droped ;D
OKhereitgoesYESitworked
They look like Cambodian mushrooms
Kosmonavt
But how?
Trufflesniffer
Fan is placed over the substrate
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BANANAFLAKE
They are fun-gis.
Artisticsumo
if you look closely , they've removed the heat sink and placed tinfoil form over the pcb tohold the mushroom substrate, then propagated /1
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