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Mar 16, 2016 8:35 PM
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tallcorbs
My sensible chortling at this made me acutely aware of how old I've become.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
Satan's horny
straightupfiveoutofseven
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SeanMacIntyre
That was fun, keep writing dude!
ihazanaccount
ah the old bait and switch.
Nespadh
This is way too much text for what I assume is a bad joke.
purplecumbrella
Tldr
PhiIIipJFry
How dumb can you possibly to be to fall for this if it really happened how would you not see right through it.
AaronBurr
You can blame the American people for that. If you campaign on platforms that you can pass and include nuance, you won't ever get elected.
wingman756
I saw the joke coming the moment he woke up in the hotel room
theyjustcallmeD
tl;dr ... no, that's all i have to say. it's too long. i didn't read it.
eroso
TLDR; Hell seems really nice until the politician votes to stay. After that the Hell turns into.. hell. "Yesterday we were campaigning"-Satn
icyanddicey
Hail Satn
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
that was not worth it, 1/10
HughLaurie
RE:RE:RE ...whatever. I haven't read this before and I think it's great. +1
eversincetheaccident
Beautiful
PaulCarillo8
You know this is the one time I hope the lie is true.
AspAspAsp
Sarieon
DPCerberusBlaze
I knew where that was going as soon as I saw politician and hell. still not a bad read tho
conniecpu
RE: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Uncle Tom Hilarious Joke
phdiva
This is terrifying when you consider what Trump promises while campaigning...
corneliusgansevoort
Sonofabitch is just going to build a damn FENCE! A FREAKING FENCE! YOU LIED TO US YOU BASTARD!!!
Ateyx
You know this is the one time I hope the lie is true.
flatdeer
This is terrifying when you consider what *Sanders promises while campaigning... FIFY.
mordrul
That's the point. People will say whatever the hell they believe will get them votes. Won't change anything. The Deep State is not voted for
JohannesFit
Unpopular opinion: this represents Bernie because he promises a lot of unrealistic ideals. Trump is racist, but we know hes bad now, not l8r
eroso
To be fair, that's what it's supposed to be, just a goal to aim for, the ideal ("I have a dream"). Sanders also has often emphasized this.
RossiferTaylor
I subconsciously imagined Trump was the politician
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
And as satan
HeWhoPours
He's not a true politician, though. Never been in an office I can think of.
whocaresdotcom
I'd say this fits more for Clinton. Promising us so much, yet her history of actions speaks volumes. She has already done so much wrong.
TheServantOfDeath
There is a difference between them? All I see are two bought people saying slightly different bull shit to get votes to do the same things.
eroso
Has she really promised anything? Most the stuff I've heard have been really vague and big part of her campaign is about her qualifications.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Obama was vague too
ThatAssholeOverThere
She promises a lot of change in equality for minorities, women, and lower class people, but has literally been against said things until now
eroso
I've heard of those, but all were vague. Has she proposed a rise to mininum wage, gender/minority tresholds or anyhing?
thischangeseverything
Yeah. Why is anyone voting for her?!
eroso
Same reason how we are going to make America great again. It sounds cool when u say u are just going to improve things - no need to tell how