TheRightHonourableSirFapsalot
81754
1989
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Hopefully you'll agree. Send nudes
Dec 29, 2016 10:57 PM
TheRightHonourableSirFapsalot
81754
1989
351
Hopefully you'll agree. Send nudes
secondgoaround
Do the boobs have to be the same size?
ZombieDK
What about concave ones?
nauticalmouse23
Until you find yourself unable to sleep on your stomach.... or back....
ItsPronouncedImageER
sweatinawaterbottle
Kitastrophe
I don't like mine cuz they sprouted practically overnight when I was 11. Stretch marks.
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
I'm a burka man myself. Nothing like cumming on an arab girl shouting puns about your dick 'exploding'
CyberMG
Proud opinion poffin
Csel
idiot, thats a puffin not a booby
aeouk
Luckily my inbox can contain lots, with plenty of space for more.
ethangamma24
Username checks out
chiplizard
I love my small boobs. Can't remember the last time I wore a bra.
Good2Geaux
Really going out on a limb there aren't ya?
idontknowwhattouseasmyusername
#AllTitsMatter
Idontfavoritealot
#NotToMe
imagitivewriter
truee
AllYourMemesAreBelongToMeNow
Username checks out.
IRateNudePics
I will be the judge of that!
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
This is just puffin...puffin?
SonicBoomYourFamily
At first, I read that as books of any size, and I was like hell yeah, sure, why not.
moneypaws
popular opinion puffin
DurendaI
You and I have very different opinions. Opposite ends of the spectrum, I dare say.
Krankkinder
Even innies?
SheepOfTheCosmos
I damn well agree. As long as they aren't a child's. Wait. I am a child.
violetlovesjasmine
Username checks out...
IfYouChooseNotToDecideYouStillHaveMadeAChoice
True but r/puffies are spectacular!
corndogmustdie
I'm very tempted to check this.
IfYouChooseNotToDecideYouStillHaveMadeAChoice
You will not regret it!
TheRightHonourableSirFapsalot
God I love puffies! I'm with you on that.
illuminasty
r/torpedotits is in that wheelhouse also
IfYouChooseNotToDecideYouStillHaveMadeAChoice
Mmmmmmmmmmm yes!
SavageRancor
I dont know how to feel right now
ARandomHelljumper
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ZombieJonSnow
I for one prefer medium boobs.
lllamallamapigbang
I like two, even or lopsided. If there just be one it'll get twice the love tho, no worries.
VizenFatale
I concur, boob size doesn't matter, I still get hit on a lot by strange men and my boobs are tiny.
JohnnieTheShrubber
Baby, you're beach front property and I'm the tidal wave of love.
VizenFatale
Sorry, my beachfront property has been bought up and levied by a corporate giant seven years ago. No tidal waves are getting through.
JohnnieTheShrubber
I was merely quoting Johnny Bravo at you.
VizenFatale
so my savage rejection was wasted? Damn!
poorwhitetrash
Not mine. I have disgusting man boobs.
Gutinator
Moobs...
ZombieJonSnow
Push em together.
Quesadildos
I need proof
SlabGizor117
BlueNickTattoo
Moobs.
TheRightHonourableSirFapsalot
Nah if you have boobs, they're awesome!
christheasshole
He did say any size so ...
GreedyJungle
Well start private messaging some dudes and they'll assure you that you have awesome boobs
BroDameron
May I fondle them?
UnicornCock
You may
FrozenRhinoSperm
Something tells me this is a man saying this and it is, indeed, fact.
UnicornCock
Man boobs need love too
CarbonValkyrie
You're someone's fetish
ProductivityCanSuckIt
Thats an opinion, not a fact.
MrRandom314159
I just keep thinking of that Bob's burgers episode with the turkeys. The guy at the deli mentioned messy bears or something.
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtotoro
'In Peter griffin voice' my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours.
helagos
As another man with moobs, I have done this to entertain my friends. I both felt fulfilled for entertaining them and dirty at the same time.
poorwhitetrash
You speak my language.
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtotoro
The language of the retarded dad.
Kennytarmac
Imgur's reaction
TheManWhoSavedTheSeals
K?
Knilore
Some chemist haters are out there. That's good stuff.
LargePenguin
I didn't know my potassium was intensifying
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You must need more bananas!
Buckbeak1486
So, @foreverfapping, even the saggy, lap-filling breasts-- whose nipples are permanently facing the ground-- are also sexy?
northwestroots
Like a fried egg hanging on a nail?
Meowmixx1515
My friends grandma once said "I knew my boobs were sagging when I nicked em shaving my legs"
zoomtothemoon
Everyone ages dude.
Buckbeak1486
I was referring to women in their 20s and 30s who have macromastia.
DoHope
https://youtu.be/L8Qn4nM5VN0 many men love the hypertrophy action going on there. Do broad statements make specifics irrelevant?
Buckbeak1486
More women like the one in that video need to be posted on Imgur.