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MV Edit: please send some funny stuff and delicious recipes. Stay safe and be kind to all.
(originally posted by @AkademicEpidemik on 2021-04-27 14:58:40)
Durahl
Lemme Guess... If a new family member enters the chat someone else has to go? A fight for survival for Yaya's attention! ?
DmanB
I want one.
rbudrick
I think grams must be 112 by now. Old story.
Rayneman
Imagine the dick picks on that thing
ScratchyFaceMcScruffyBeard
But did he program it to replace all the periods with "stop"?
ezgoodnight
My grandfather loved his emachines computer we got him. He would send me an email and call and tell me he sent it.
talkalot80
My mom does this with texts. Texts, waits like 1min, calls to ask if you got text
ArcadiaBerger
I've been saying for years that text messaging was the second coming of the telegram. This makes that statement literal.
AkademicEpidemik
Heeyyy, that’s my post…lol. Thanks for the shout out @ThisTimeLastYear. Love this story.
florpglorp
For a second I thought that the grandma had to type morse code into the machine. This is still cool
Promethianfire
How will she ask for instructions on changing the paper roll?
KHLP
CommentsThisTimeLastYear
Cool! Here?s a link... https://twitter.com/mrcatacroquer/status/1386318835968532482
CommentsThisTimeLastYear
(originally by @charondaboatman on 2021-04-27 15:29:00)
Rageofthepentahook
But what will he do with all the internet he just won?
ButcherofBakersfield
Barrel it up and roll it next door to the factory where the bad internet gets washed away.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
See? Series of tubes. Ted Stevens was right.
LtColThorin
He can use it to buy twitter.
doobiedoobop
Hopefully not upload more new porn, i can barely keep up as it is.
iCoIIectDownVotes
You don’t wanna know -.-
theDogter
Porn, it’s always porn
I8AShroom
My grandma is 99 and uses Messages on her iPhone yet I have an aunt and uncle more than 20 years younger who gave up after the VCR.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
My grandpa was a a technical drawer. He would have loved to learn CAD, but he was already considered too old when his company switched over.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Said to my mum, my grandma would probably be a genius on the computer today, had he been allowed to retrain.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I fear this will be me one day. The internet will evolve into some kind of psionic aetherscape, and I'll have kids hooking my phone to it.
copperdomebodhi
I hooked up my parents' VCRs. My son shows me how to use the new remote. The circle of life continues.
mrthewhitee
I patiently await my ticktoc mirror.
shawnemack
IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TOOOO!!
imabigasstree
Nah society is gonna colapse any day now and then we'll all be scrambling to learn how to make flint spears
astrangehop
Everybody print out a page of Wikipedia Just in case. I'll do "horse"!
WorkerLurker
Bone spear’s easier. Leg bone of most larger animals can be splintered with fire and you can make a knife too.
StStingray
ThatRaccoonGuy
Oh that's easy. 2x wood, 1x fiber, 1x flint and a minimum crafting level of 2.
LordNergal
If you're referring to Ark, need way more of all of those except level :P
kodiak931155
Sweet. Ive napped a spear or two already!
Californiajackson
Just please escape the workforce before then. I can't email older employees' time sheets and T4's. One client has to physically pick /2
Californiajackson
up his monthly sales tax printed copy and walk it to the bank and go to a teller to pay it instead of letting me pay it online. Etc. Sigh.
Iresemblethatremark
hahaha escaping the workforce before senility? in this economy?
Californiajackson
Ok, yeah. Me, the one who's complaining about ludites, is still working at 74.
rabidpenguine
But that's not a telegram...
SirNifty
Gram from a distance!
ConfederacyOfDunces
Telegram is the name of a messaging app similar to Whatsapp. This device seems to be a user interface for messaging on that platform.
JerzeeTomato
Be nice, or you'll get the chancla...
Tokomek
It's a Telegram client. That's the name of a messaging network.
abraxasfury
It's a 'tell-a-gram'
ScratchyFaceMcScruffyBeard
"Tell-a-gran"**?
ADDGirl
I called my grandmother Grandma, spelled Gramma. So, Gram.
WeaselBandit