Some courtesy rules people are fucking oblivious to

Sep 3, 2015 7:21 PM

Buzzkilla

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I've been doing all these for years. *pats self on back*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually don't like it when people feel compulsed to repay me when I was just being nice.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Compelled?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the airport - WAY too many adults playing stupid iPhone games on their phones, WITH THE SOUND ALL THE WAY UP. IT'S THE WORRRST.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you post text over an image, use white text with a black outline

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This should have been in picture form

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're completely roght. My bad http://imgur.com/qjtlxVb

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't agree with the call thing. Just because you called me and I missed it doesn't mean I owe you anything, just try again later

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I was looking for this comment! Thought there would be more of them tbh

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or leave a bloody message. I have voice mail for a reason. If someone calls me and doesn't leave a msg I assume it was unimportant.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When you invite someone out to eat, expect to foot the bill. Expecting the other person to pay for a meal they were invited to is rude.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Yes or be upfront that it will be separate checks.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also DON'T FUCKING BREAK OF A YEAR RELATIONSHIP OVER A FUCKING EMAIL YOU BITCHING CUNT its rude

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Actually, don't remake the bed, because I'm going to change the sheets SINCE I COULD HEAR YOU GUYS HAVING SEX - TALKING TO YOU, IN-LAWS.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

well i did lose my virginity in here, i feel like i gained the right to fuck in this room

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That speakerphone one always annoys me on the train. I understand you're free to use the phone but at least try to keep it down..

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

What annoys the fuck outta me is when people use their phone in the public restroom. I get it, we all do it at home, but don't do it there..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But in the picture that couple is clearly talking to someone together.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my lanta

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use mine a lot due to feeling uncomfortable holding it up to my ear however if I'm out in public I'll switch since I don't wan to be rude

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my lanta

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get headphones people!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, people actually use speaker phones in public? O_O

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When giving their credit card number to buy stuff. (heard it in real life, in a cafe.) Some people are mind-bogglingly oblivious.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do sometimes. :( My phone has shitty speakers and sometimes it takes the loudspeaker to even hear a person.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I said people, you're already damned so it's not like you can go any lower.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

actions pretty befitting your username.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also you should get a pair of headphones with a mic in it :p

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not necessary. Most people can't hear it on loudspeaker anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Where are you" "What?" "Where are you?" "Yeah, I'm on the train"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Borrowed friends car, filled it up with gas, turns out to be desiel.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ill put gas in your car but if youre almost on empty and i only drove to the store and back youre not getting 50 dollars in gas out of me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think with your conscience and show some common sense. These should all come naturally.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The speakerphone one doesn't make sense to me. Did they accidentally leave out "in front of other people" or something?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If you are staying at someone's house and cook, do your damn dishes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#16: Just because you do something nice for someone does not mean they owe you.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Push in your chair when you leave the table. Seriously.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I'm just kidding, don't kill me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I never light up a cigarette if I'm in already in a crowd including non-smokers, but when I'm alone or with other smokers minding our own

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

business having a smoke, and a non-smoker comes to join us and THEN starts complaining about the smoke? Fuck those guys.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

my father in law is notorious for this. he used to smoke and I'll go as far out of my way away from him when I do need to smoke but he will-

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-fake cough and make a massive scene if he sees me light up. I've since stopped giving a fuck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think in some circumstances breaking up over text is ok. (Abusive relationship, need to reinforce the break up, if your deaf etc)

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Tbh i don't see what benefit anyone gains from breaking up any other way.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's a respect/decency thing. Unless it's an abusive/otherwise horrible relationship, it's just polite to do it in person.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if you're deaf or the other person's deaf, you should still tell them in person, just use sign language

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My dad is deaf and doesn't know sign language

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, before criticising someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away, and you have their shoes

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have always loved this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea #12 or by phone call the DAY BEFORE THEY DRIVE FOUR HOURS TO SEE YOU! FUCK YOU CANDACE!!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Not as bad as spending money on a plane ticket only to be broken up with shortly before the flight.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck you Candace.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, kind stranger!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

being a normal person - should be supersimplestuff

11 years ago | Likes 325 Dislikes 2

Not sure if I trust your advice...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is normal?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Jun 24, 2019 10:41 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

GO BACK TO YOUR MANUAL TYPEWRITER, FOUCAULT! ;)~

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice one JohnnyHitler. Imgur commenting. Super simple stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is called "common courtesy"

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

The problem with common courtesy and common sense is that its not very common. - My Mum probably hence why I say it all the time. Thanks Mum

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently not so common nowadays

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If only common sense were so...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Had a potluck, made a turkey, gravy, potatoes, stuffing, and squash as the main course... no one helped clean up. Sad panda.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to read books on etiquette to figure out why I always got the impression people thought me rude. Learned common-courtesy as an adult.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

+1 for taking the effort to do so

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god, same here, my parent's always just said I was "Their little sunshine" and never made me do shit or act decent. :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

any reccomendations? I'm denser than your average planet's core and could use some helpful pointers.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's been such a long time I've forgotten titles. I liked Emily Post books, they made sense. Check out your local library and go-to-town.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aight, thanks

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did your parents just never teach you this stuff? I'm honestly curious, not being trying to be rude or anything

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was taught the basics but mostly to be seen and not heard. When I became an adult and had to interact with others as an equal I was lost.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, that's kind of shitty of your parents. I don't blame you though, you were just a kid/teenager. Well good on you to improve yourself!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They weren't physically or emotionally abusive, so their parenting skills were significantly better than what they experienced as children.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not everybody has been blessed with a good upbringing. :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

other than that I had my single schizophrenic mother who mentally and physically abused us.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was raised by my sister, she's an awesome person

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully kids are still learning this growing up!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. My mother fails on, like, SO many of these,

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bothers me that this is something someone feels they need to remind people of.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SHOULD BE! sadly, my sister has failed on most of these. makes you wish they taught 'common courtesy' in school.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i was raised by my older sister, who's amazing. our younger sister has failed at being any kind of conscientious

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

USE THE FUCKING BLINKY TURN LIGHT ON YOUR GODDAMN INTERNAL COMBUSTION POWERED VEHICLES YOU SAUSAGE SNOGGERS.

11 years ago | Likes 400 Dislikes 10

The gas pedal? Lol jk

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pfft, I drive a Audi so I dont need to do that kind of thing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Especially when exiting a roundabout. It's that secret switch behind the wheel. Not many has found it yet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone from Massachusetts, the only blinky light function is hazards.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

As someone from NY who lived in RI and currently in MA.... you people all scare me. Not as much as RI.... but still.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not as much as RI? How often do you drive in Boston?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian one of the firstterms I learned on the east coast was Massholes...and it was used often lol.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Blizzard button"

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Sausage snoggers" +1

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Lol did you just drive home from work too?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and look before merging into a lane, ive been almost hit twice in the past 3 weeks by people who try to merge without looking

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know the state of this epidemic fuck off in America.. But in the UK... no one indicates I swear..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can I use this to make a bumper sticker?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who could make it, custom vinyl creations on facebook. My

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess would be $5 and then shipping. Idk how he figures that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you dont use your turn signal YOU SHALL NOT MERGE!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I feel like this needs to be set to the shade or aran chant, then it'll work lol - http://shadeofaranchant.ytmnd.com/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I will not merge when my blinkers are off or the road rage starts"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to until I realized it causes people to speed up so I cannot merge.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do you live? Round here you indicate and people either speed up, slow down or change lanes to get out of your way so you can merge

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Denver.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The issue is the person I'm signaling speeds up, and then everybody behind them does as well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you repost a list of wise tips, credit the author

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Cheeky

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok mom. Here's a list of things you taught me.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rekt

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i like to think the author is common sense

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OK, so I broke out of an abusive relationship over text, because I knew she wouldn't let me get any words in. I spent 3+ hours typing 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Yep. I did that too, except I called him. I was scared he would hurt me, but I feel bad that I wasn't able to say it in person.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is the rest!

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

His ex won't let him get any more words in

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

complete thought, please!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

if you like a post, upvote it. if you reply to a comment you liked, upvote it. upvote positive replies to your own comments.

11 years ago | Likes 744 Dislikes 21

Also, don't downvote someone for having a different opinion. Downvotes are reserved for people who are being assholes.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agree, though this is certainly not abided to if anyone makes a reasoned argument about stricter gun control.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thatsbait.giffypop

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvote comments I don't even like if I replied so that more people might see my comment :/

11 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 5

i think you should upvote ANY post you are commenting or replying on, not only so people see it but just like a road charge to OP

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confession bear material right here.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I upvote posts I don't like when there's a top comment that I do like.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I up vote honest shit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

parsnip pudding bee

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

hi there

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't know what this means but I like it.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This needs to be broadcasted over in usersub like 24/7.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

you understand how this works right? this was posted in user-sub and got enough points to get to FP. like the majority of FP posts.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought the majority of FP posts were from reddit. Anyway usersub has turned into a downvote party, everything gets downvoted.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know what the ratio is, but I went from user-sub to FP twice lately. and this post did too. lots actually I've gotten top comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird, I haven't hit the FP in months, everything I post that used to kill ends up with negative points within the first ten minutes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you sort by viral/popular, then look for anything not by (source), those are all usersub. That's what I believe, anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I usually do newest/popular but I'll give it a shot.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't think to do this, thank you for the knowledge!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i figure it's the polite thing to do. http://imgur.com/odOgPJY

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a rule: if something makes me laugh, I owe it an upvote!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

very nice. I also add if someone is nice and/or if someone makes me think. :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I upvote every comment I reply to, even if it's hate. I'm so nice.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll upvote whatever I want to upvote, I don't owe anything

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

i like how people try to tell you how to give upvotes but are so quick to say they're not like reddit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

true. you don't "owe" anything. laughs and smiles and posts are given freely. also disgust if it's LNI. upvote for you anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Upvote even if you didn't *like* it or agree, but the person was pleasant, thoughtful and diplomatic with their reply. I do!

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You're good people. You can stay.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone is at 0 points but didn't say anything stupid or mean, I'll upvote them because I feel bad for them...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I'm sorry you feel that way. Have an upvote anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a rule: if something makes me laugh, I owe it an upvote!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fuck it I'll upvote this twice in spite of the glitch.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This seems to be happening less and less. Even I will have a pleasant conversation with someone and they won't upvote any of my replies.

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

I refuse to upvote replies to give them more points than my comments. Combination pettiness and not wanting to seem overly enthusiastic.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get that here, but not on reddit. It bothers me a bit since I'm usually upvoting their comments.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So... you are saying people are nicer on reddit???

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, but it's probably just because people are their cellphone and the arrows can take effort to hit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ppl only or mainly use a PC for reddit?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've noticed that too. I upvote theirs and all mine remain 1. oh well. it's the connection that matters, not the points.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

True. I guess I feel like an upvote is similar to a 'like' on fb and says, 'I read your comment'.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

true true. i do often wonder if anyone is actually reading these.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why I like to browse UserSub newest and comment. At least the OP ought to read them.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have this up on a screen for a few hundred people, we all read this.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always upvote for no reason.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well, you should have a reason. i also downvote a ton, but i always have a reason.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Insanity Wolf? or Sarcasm Sally?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hero we need

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bah-humbug!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

oddly enough I'm watching the Christmas carol episode of doctor who so you can an upvote anyway. :p

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do not repost, do not murder. These are rules that every man, of every faith can embrace.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My dad always told me lend out money expecting not to get it back, you'll be a happy man. He was right.

11 years ago | Likes 580 Dislikes 0

If you loan somebody 20 bucks and never see them again, it was probably worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is almost literally a bible verse.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude my dad said the same thing!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's where I'm at too. Although I did see a quote "if you loan a friend money and never see them again, it was money well spent".

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My dad said something similar about books.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I borrow some money?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's gifting then, but yes I totally agree. Never lend money to family or friends. Give them what you can afford if you want to help.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husband loaned a friend $200. I told him he'd never see it again. That was 15 years ago. They're still friends. We never saw it again.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/?) I leant out 2,000$. The person promised to pay me back ASAP. we agreed on a payment plan. Haven't gotten anything in months. =_=

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Sorry you had to learn this lesson in such a shitty way. :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoulda signed a contract or gotten some collateral from him first man!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am kicking myself in the ass for not doing that. But it was a long distance agreement so it's a bit harder. I am considering legal action.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

its okay, you know now for hte future tho! :D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can completely agree. A friend asked me to buy him some Steam stuff to the value of $250, and promised it would be paid back in two weeks 1/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

with his Tax return. Two months later, I chat him through Steam, and he's telling me about this new job where he's earning thousands in 2/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

commission and a MUCH higher wage than he was on, and no mention of being paid back. When I finally raise the issue, he says he doesn't 3/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

have the cash at the moment, and will pay it back in a few weeks or so. It's not the amount I'm annoyed at, it's the actual "I'm clearly "4/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think there's people you can hire to "encourage" your friend to pay you back. Might cost more money, might still be worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) That is definitely being considered. I've been reminding them almost everyday now and I finally received a payment a few hours ago. Dont

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/?) I regret helping them because it wasn't entirely needed. But I tried to be a good friend. Now that person means nothing to me for other

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Happened to me but not as much. I accused him of stealing and he was embarrassed he returned it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3/?)) reasons. So now I will continue to remind them until I get every good damn cent. Fuck those kind of people. If you can't pay me, then

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

4/4)) Fucking say so and quit making excuses. End rant.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Mafia tactics tend to work in these types of situations. Pay some big guys at the gym 50 bucks a piece to help you retrieve your money.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aren't those excuses them trying to tell you they can't?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Consider it an important lesson. Money is never loaned to friends, it is given. If you get it back, consider that a blessing.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Sep 20, 2015 11:13 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Sorry about the hit, but keep it for yourself next time since you can't afford to lose it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well 'borrow' means to return afterwards really.. Pretty sure if I borrow your car, you'd want it back. How I see it anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hold the same principle when lending anything. I make sure to only lend things to friends that the friendship would last w/ loss of item.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simple rule: Only borrow someone (especially family members) the amount of money, you would have just as well given away as a gift. (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can one say ist like this? Sorry I'm German. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this is a sneaky librarians post.

11 years ago | Likes 2739 Dislikes 6

No more fines at my library so fuck it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Exactly. Overdue fines are a motivator to return items and not intended as punitive or a revenue stream. We just want our stuff back.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure why my comment is negative. My library got rid of fines. Instead, if you don't return your materials, you owe the full cost (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) until you return them and then there's no fine. Anything that goes missing is sent to collections. The system works.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhh.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's a dual-meaning "Shhh" right there.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My librarian addition - look away when someone's typing in a password or opening their personal email.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

We've been compromised! Abort! Abort! ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today I got a three-seater couch and a big wooden table to storage in my second floor room alone since I'm both out of food and money -_-

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if they would just authorize the dawn raids for overdue books already the librarians wouldn't have to sneak around

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I first read that as libertarians then thought nahhhh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 --- totally my father-in-law. i have no idea what his obsession with speaker is. also, he REFUSES to text for ANYTHING

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Books are just slow versions of movies

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I dunno, librarians usually turn me on and I'm only at half mast here

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

That's because it was SUPER sneaky!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about girls in library school?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's a library school?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yeah, the dewey decimal system is hella complcated :P

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Graduate level, even. Gotta learn about information seeking behavior and collection development. Or something.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

- Leslie Knope

11 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 1

Nice batman ref.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Libraries are the worst places in the known world. Except for Eagleton of course.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

DAMN BOOK JOCKIES!!!

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Nope, not her...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched the first two seasons of P&R. Understood reference. Proud of myself.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me too! Go us!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Punk ass book jockeys!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't stress the importance of wearing headphones when listening to music on your phone. You have shitty taste in music, don't make 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 8

If you play music in public without headphones in college you're basically signing your own death warrant.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the office pet at work does this shit; pisses me off so badly i just walk around with my bluetooth headset now so that i don't lose it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I play Queen and Chuck Berry. Fuck you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I work at a doctors office... This happens so much with older people. Candy crush on full blast, old timey music blasting... It's annoying

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh, my mom was at a clothing store listening to a YouTube video really loudly while waiting. I tried to politely imply that she shouldn't 1

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My mom gets really touchy but with careful handling, she turned it down a little. Sometimes she can be ridiculous. 2

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sometimes?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Problem is iPhone headphones are so shitty you can still hear people's shit music from ten yards away

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my city, people blast their headphones on the train (while wearing them) so you can still hear everything from half a car away.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those kind of people bought the open headphone, those kind of headphone is only works in quiet environment. They turn the volume up because-

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- they can hear outside noise as well. Always buy closed headphones for commuting, since it will muffle outside noise and lower volume.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're driving or riding a bike or a pedestrian.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's already a law not to use headphone while driving car/motorcycle/bike. With pedestrian as long you're aware with your surroundin

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sat next to a guy on the airplane who was playing a first person shooter at full volume, the stewardess asked 3 times and then gave him head

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

nice!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the person behind me on a plane watched a movie without headphones and giggled the whole time. I was thrilled.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wonder if she'd been checking him out? Nah, it probably was a no-scope.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

...erm, phones. headphones. you sick bastard.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Hahahaha. That was a great place for your comment to cut off! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh. never mind.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

others have to listen to it. Don't fucking be radio raheem. Do the right thing

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

My brother in law used to do this and I hated him for it, finally stopped doing it and I actually like him now

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Despite owning them, my whole family plays music/videos without headphones. SO ANNOYING.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And games, seriously! You don't need you fucking sound for games!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one has the obligation to send someone a message for a missed call. If it's important, leave a voicemail, call back, or send a text.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Thank you. If people expect me to a slave to my phone, they are wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I agree. If I miss your call but you didn't leave a voice mail then I'll assume it was unimportant and won't call you back. Leave a message.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are these people that let people drive their cars? I am way too afraid to let someone else drive my car.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I let a bunch a people (that I trusted) drive my car in college.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same! I have a heavily modded Mustang running too much power for a lot of enthusiasts let alone the average person, I'm scared they'll.. 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the person. I only lend my car to people I know can and will pay for any damage they cause.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I let someone drove my car the other night so I could have a few drinks. I cringed as she ran lights and when she took 7 minutes to park

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It should be noted that she wasn't drinking. Just rarely drives

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2/2.. crash my baby. I have way too much time/money into it to let someone lose control and hurt themselves or someone else.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I totally understand your case. I drive a beat up 2004 dodge with 220k miles on it, but still won't let anyone drive it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok well, that's a liiiiiiittle different lol. If I had a beater I'd let people drive it. Hell, I even let my gf drive on occasion.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0