One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor

Apr 11, 2017 10:15 AM

Help my buddy piece together his night. Poor Tim

IMO, you got it pretty much very well figured out!... trust me, is better that way

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The other day i did a shot of tequila every 45 minutes from about 2 pm to 10:30 pm or so and had a nice day. Highly recommend!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have had 16 shots of tequila without blacking out. I am Mexican tho. And i did not drink any other kind of alcohol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drink Tequila from sober and drink no other drinks. It's a different sort of drunk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the plot to the hangover.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, but instead with Jager and a Roofie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, good title there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be something about Poseidon's dye and burger shop. They also have a fight party cat club in the second room.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: The way to not blackout on tequila is to have it in your system at all times

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the 'Archer' method.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Favorite book: Tequila Mockingbird

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classic Tim.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tequila is my jam! Sambuca fucks me up like this though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Mexican, I drink that like it is water

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tequila, not sambuca

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Five Tequila, Six Tequila, Seven Tequila, Morgue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the plot of a movie with Zack Galifianakis

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who is actually of legal drinking age, tequila is no more CUH-RAZY!!! than any other drink.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

so that's how I get cats in party hats...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He drank a poor choice of alcohol and ended up suffering his well deserved reward.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a nearly-complete bar at home. You won't find tequila there. Tim knows why.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The drunken blur Skyrim quest is the best Skyrim quest

9 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 3

More of a fan of the drug quests in far cry 4. So beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I believe you mean The Hangover: Skyrim

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same with Witcher

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still haven't found my armor back ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ffs i was about to comment this. At least you get married during the quest.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was already married. To the person I got the wedding ring from. She was very forgiving.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I killed her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 5, 2018 4:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You seem like a bundle of fun!!!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 5, 2018 4:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What kind of advanced sarcasm are you using, where a sarcastic reply reveals that sarcasm isn't someones thing ? I'm confused!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If we are gonna perform Inception then we need more sarcasm

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9 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 2

Sounds about right

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hi.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Hello.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like he has on a golden codpiece.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ladies. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about them?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uh, they like codpieces maybe? I guess?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not I. Except on Bowie in Labyrinth.

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