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2meirl4meirl
fix the things, jeff
lordfluffy
#1 What breed is that? #8 Flashbacks to working in a Kroger Deli....
Anthroposapien
Re: talking before 9am - “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
Magicflutefreddie
THE CRUST IS THE BEST PART!
Phoweep42
#1 Naga after water bending practice
LuccaPereiras
did'nt get the #9 anyone?
bloodvisionsbloodvisions
Fresh memes
Cynesium
If we spelled Jeff as Jephph, I would have to pronounce it like Je fa fa and that would have to go next to some done ham
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
His name is Robert C Baker! His name is Robert C Baker!
bontonswanson
That username in #20
Beeromancer
About the polar bear, how do you know its not the other way around eh?
AlceCosmico
my boyfriend likes pickles, yet still gives me his pickles because he knows... I fucking love pickles. ^_^
Dezo
Cat.
TheWallOfMart
I believe it is spelt Geophph
sundaymondayhippyday
bpetersen
#2 recipe for depression
7andaswitchblade
It must be early but I cannot figure out the target one for the life of me. Somebody please help!
OriginalFunnyUsernameThatIsAvailable
"No idea what ta get" = to get
7andaswitchblade
well, now I feel like an idiot :) Thanks for the clarification though
OuroborosX
#11 is fake, the story itself was a prank.
joeyvelour
Hey, that's my Easter Bunny!
vulturedoors
How does one accidentally vomit?
BOBNOBODY
All new memes to me, have a fake internet point +1
yummmmm
BOBODY BOBODY alright people now what does the first B stand for
IncorrektGramerNazi
They're not fake; just useless
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Icarus0sun1
I'm pretty sure, that there are other... better... reasons when deciding whether or not to get a child.
Nolyd
Who names their cat Concrete?
SolarBurst
I don't know, but I like it
TheDudeDoesNotAbide
I legitimately almost did but my girlfriend vetoed it
dontcallmeplath
Had to reread - concrete will fit into p much anything ? that's its job ? concrete is the cat. concrete is the cat ?
CommunCreator
What does it matter what you name your cat? She’s not going to come when you call her.
AltHorrorPunk
I’ve got a cat that will come running when I call him, he’ll also follow me around the house. He won’t do it for anybody but me.
OhPucy
Imho it's a solid name
thisisaddictive
Yeah... Its just sounds too final.. Like its set.. In stone
Nyxish
Groan....
sirbartonslady
AshleyS93
Jeff - Geophph
VenDei
#2 Adulthood is rather setting aside time for maintenance, updates and reading instructions and manuals. Boring, yes. But also functional.
vulturedoors
Basically taking on the jobs your parents used to do for you.
TheMursu
#50 gephph
Samsquantch82
Not gonna lie, I went to the Twitter account for #53 and she's got an amazing booty. Worth your time if you're an ass man or lady.
ThatWelshIdiot
Her ass isn't toned and she has the nose of a wicked witch. Don't waste your time, people.
SunByte
Am I an idiot? Is there a secret I'm unaware of? How do you know which photo is number 53? Did you count them out? Help?
QuackDodgers
I disagree completely
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
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McTerminator
still don't know what "hoop a 4" means
QueenSavcy
Basketball at 4. Dude then said he was at court (ie the basketball court) and first dude thought he meant legal court.
Bootsman42
"Shoot hoops at 4". They're planning on playing basketball.
Thecrocodileinpeterpanneedsmorelove
Let's play basket (hoop) at four o'clock, would be my guess. And then when he doesn't show up, he texts the second time? But I'm Danish..
wlfman
2nd says "where you at" and first says "court" - second infers that to mean 'legal court' but first is probably AT the bball court really
chrismofer
OH i thought he thought hooping was hoola hooping or some shit
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Hammerhead777
The friend asked where are they meeting, he said court. Meaning basketball court. Where you play basketball.
McTerminator
To clarify I know what hoop was. I just thought he was a "dummy" for misinterpreting what "hoop a 4" meant.
TrapsAreIllegal
No, he's a dummy for reading court as law courts instead of basketball court.
IncorrektGramerNazi
NOW it makes sense
McTerminator
ohohohoho this right here is what I need
TrapsAreIllegal
It's a bad image, I hope it never gets reposted.
primtim24
He was trying to say "lets hoop at 4", which meant meeting at the b-ball court at 4. When he said I'm "at court", he thought wrong court...
LeonardoDaTiddies
Play basketball at 4 o' the clock?
Leozkin
You don’t have to add the word the in 4’o clock’
brookebytheway
Why the not?
sundaymondayhippyday
Raithryn
Translation: Greetings my fellow nig nog we shall play the basket and ball game at the designated time 4 hours past high noon today.
A4R2Q0
Hoops at four. Let's go play basketball at 4 pm. Fucking white people.
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
Then say that. Fucking black people.
lysomaru
After seeing the ghetto translator on The Wire.. I realized that they actually speak like that to confused cops.
Logwarrior999
Yes, damn them and their proper grammar.
HipHipHooray
hello fellow enjoyer of basketball, let us together put ball in basket at four hours past noon on this fine day.
IncorrektGramerNazi
thanks, inter-racial translator
IllegalDuckling
Hello my dearest friend, it appears to be four hours past noon. Where would one gentleman such as yourself be found at this time and date?
AllRicksAreJerrys
Hello my friend, I am at the Basketball court waiting for you.
Askingforafriend37
Court
xRelyks
Oh dear! T’was my presumption we would engage in a bout of “hooping”
Azirios
Basketball at 4?
justgivemeaminute
Geophph
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
Geophph: Yeossß?
MrDinkle
I don't get #10...
MarshmalineTheCampfireQueen
Apple bottom jeeeaaanssss Boots with da fur
Thisbefluff
.....now I feel old.....
Raecracy123abc
"Shorty got them apple bottom jeans(jeans) Boots with the fur(with the fur)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHUTKy4OXfY
TheDudeDoesNotAbide
What year were you born?
MrDinkle
Any jear that excents me from listening to that song.
yzmotoxer807
Apple bottom jeans JEANS boots with the fur WITH THE FUR got the whole club lookin at her.
lordfluffy
But where are the baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps?
theMayanStallion
She hit the floor
whatsthisusernameofwhichyouspeak
Next thing you know
ChinaFerrariSexOrgyDeathCrash
Everybody walk the dinosaur
theMayanStallion
Shawty got low low low low low