Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 954

Sep 5, 2026 1:22 AM

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Man Tax: Asher Monroe

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. -Terry Pratchett, novelist (b. 1948)

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Thanks for the smiles!

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#16 What a sweet moment…that some dipshit mistakenly thought they could improve upon by adding shitty, blaring music over.

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#13 First picture: mildly annoyed
Second picture: imminent destruction

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#16 fucking legend right there.

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#8 The violin was the best. This was hilarious!

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#18 taco twins

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#20 3rd one was named after the first one (from the book).

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#6 He must shampoo with catnip

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#23 I’d recognize that voice anywhere, it’s Wade from Garbage Time, one of my fave YouTube shows! https://youtube.com/@garbagetime420

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I'm amazed I recognised Frank! I had sound off and unmuted to see. Frank is the only snake with that colour and pattern I've seen on the internet

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#22 has reached the Peak and the rest of his life he can eat for free at any Restaurant

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#20

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#23 ssssstop sssstaring and help

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Frank was just hinting that he would like a wrapping paper tube for Christmas.

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Frank is a she

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#24 why did they put popcorn on that one?

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because they're filming it and thought it'd be fun?

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#11 Ack ack-ack! Ack!
#25 I'm not all that big a carnivore, but:

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#22 you know, i was wondering what sins that dude couldve possibly committed to justify 2 defenders dedicated to him. Im still wondering because holy shit, there must be a trail of broken ankles and shattered egos left behind wherever he walks

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#20 this would be a fun multiverse spin-off

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#14 I was waiting for the dominoes topple effect on those cans. Was not disappointed.

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#22 Looked like he may have been signaling just before the pass. Talented guy.

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Definitely was.

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#20 Capt. Benjamin Franklin Hawkeye Pierce is absolutely the best, but also you missed one: Dracule "Hawkeyes" Mihawk.

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#25 I’m in Australia and used to love kebabs made like this. Nowadays enshittification is rampant and you get sausage meat instead. I don’t bother with them any more, but would love to eat at that place.

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That's put me in the mood for a kebab

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#7 All while doing the downward dog yoga pose.
This dog rules the beach.
⬆️

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Think it's AI though

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#20

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It is a crime this only has 4 upvotes

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#7

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Yes! Real Döner, not that micemeat-shenanigan.

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*mincemeat. Oh well, maybe I was right the first time.

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#6 who out catnip on that guy?

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Scrubbed behind his ears with the 'nip

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Was Perseus looking at another Gorgon? (No he wasn’t looking in a full-length mirror; Medusa’s *reflection* is harmless. And it must have been a bigger Gorgon if it turned Medusa’s heart stone too!) (Rhetorical joke)

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#19 That "We really talk like that???" kills me every time.

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I had SO MUCH trouble understanding most of what this character said on my first time through The Wire. She's one of several Baltimore natives with strong local accents that they ended up hiring for the show.

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It makes me sad that I find it noteworthy that the producers had that employee treat that customer the way shown in this clip.

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Those two were so so good

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What show?

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The clip I posted is from the show The Wire. Not sure what they meant by "those two", the creators have made other shows but there's no other show directly connected to it. The closest is Homicide Life on the Street, which also took place in Baltimore and had David Simon attached to it.
I love Homicide for the fact that it broke from the standard "crime of the week" formula by having a whole team of detectives, and cases varied in how long they took to solve.

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Solid clips. Now I'm sad again about Andre Braugher being dead.

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#11 v

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Also works with the Boston accent in 19.

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Ack ack ack ack ack, ACK ACK!!

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#1 alas that Google is no longer what it was. The desperate rush to shove AI into everything has badly eroded its abilities (ditto other search engines such as Ecosia).

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I've been to Mars on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
On Mars, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

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The guy who made The Bunny Suicides also made a book called Fun Lies You Can Tell Small Children, and this honestly read just like one of them.

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That's somehow worse than Invincible's violence...

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