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Welp, time for my new daily routine of morning kiegels....
Classicdarling
Am I the only one that doesn't feel this was appropriate to post?
Iliketortoises
I hope you posted this with her permission.
ItsWaluigitime
MC Peepants
wheezemachine43
It's for the shorties
dagrizzlybeard
At least she appeared to be properly hydrated. Hail Hydrate!
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
http://imgur.com/mEN4un1
puppyflips
thereaverofdarkness
your username made me expect more out of that .gif, and it made me disappointed. :(
GTDBastion
n0n4meX
ah yes, the bunk.
Shizane
Trampeeline
Zachno
At the apex of each bounce, there is a moment outside of time, words, everything...a perfect silent moment. I call it "The World's Whisper".
Thestealthyfatcat
This comment is streets ahead!
nonojuice
I demand we become friends immediately, kind stranger
KarlijnOlavFenne
Who needs enemies with friends who film and post this!
redpandafox
She posted it on her wall, so..
hannahhatesthis
the facebook link is world star hiphop....
KarlijnOlavFenne
Wow, some people don't know any shame. I don't know wether to pity or applaud her openness!
hannahhatesthis
the facebook link is world star hiphop....
bluedogonaboat
Back flips make me go Weeeeeee!
CaptainLogopolis
This is illegal in the UK
morpho4444
You can't pee in the UK?
FlareonTheFalseProphet
are we sure that's pee?
KnockKnockItsKNUCKLES
Yup
ItsSuchABeautifulDay
Damn government!
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Squirting porn is apparently illegal in UK, same goes for face sitting. (yes you can do it at home)
deltajesus
Illegal to produce, pretty significant difference. It's a fucking retarded law, but still, not enough people seem to know the difference.
Shitbiscuits
Like the way she looks down to see if it was really her lol.
Lucyloves
I think she looked down to see if what she felt was happening was visible to everyone else, too!
minifridgebattleaxe
As funny as this is, I really would hate to be her. I can't upvote this
AdoIfHitIer
Apparently she posted this on her own vine.
MasterOfEntropy
Yes, as hilarious as this is, I feel really bad for the girl.
BlasserDuennerJunge
Why would you post such an embarrassing gif of anyone? I don't think this is you, is it?
elLOBOrojo
You serious? Do you know how internet works? The person filming posted it, the person filmed agreed since it was posted on her vine as well
BlasserDuennerJunge
Yes I know how internet works. And most of the time people don't know stuff of them got posted. And you know that.
djhash
"Do you know how the Internet works?" How does that have to do with anything here?
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BlasserDuennerJunge
Doens't make it better.
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BlasserDuennerJunge
He did the same thing the original poster did on Twitter. If I'd be the girl, I'd sue both of them.
MrSpanksworth
Lol.
COLOMBIANDRUGDEALERNAMEDmargareth
She posted it on her Vine wall too. Some people aren't afraid of ridicule, don't project your own insecurities on everybody else.
BlasserDuennerJunge
Probably you shouldn't jump in strange conclusions just because you think you need to insult others.
NaokiKashima
And you should probably stop jumping to conclusions too. This girl didn't ask you to protect her.
df118
Read an interesting article of teenaged setting up bait to receive ridicule to affirm their own negative perceptions of themselves :(
Padraic
Ohhh real? I wanna check that out. May I please have a link?
df118
It was on print but I'll see if I can find the study
Padraic
Much appreciated :D
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Somewhere out there someone is fapping over this gifs
JSmith90
"Somewhere" huh?
whatsnottakenagain
Probably you
KnightValour
Why stop there?
hahaha8
Lawlrofllmfao
Ahh best gif ever.
TheCunnilinguist
Asa Akira: the early years
ReitnesTenought
Someone have the version where she gets that man face?
FrankJ7
http://imgur.com/DACp2q6
DetRustCohle
This is beautiful
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
WoopDeFrickenDoo
Oh nooo I laughed at this. :( That's a paddlin'.
Racealistic
Hahahahah her face turns into the face of a 40 year old stressed accountant XD
CONFESSlONBEAR
As a 26 year old stressed accountant...I'm not sure how to take this...
Shelest
See? Appreciate how easy we had it in the past when there were no smartphones to film shit like this. Or should I say, "piss like this".
IAmCodyProbably
I don't know how old you are but video cameras have been around for quite a while.
Hambidestro
yes but you didn't wander around with those in your pocket
MsMax75
The vast majority of people on this planet had their teenage years with no cell phones (much less smart ones) and no internet.
monkeybrain17
Judging from your comment you're probably under14. I'm30 and My teenage years were a lot less miserable without cameras
becausebugeye
28 and I still remember life before the internet, camera phones, texting and the simpler times in life.
IAmCodyProbably
22 actually but that doesn't change the fact they were still around in that time period.
becausebugeye
This would have only ended up on AFV. No YouTube no imgur no reddit. None of that. Nowadays everything is captured on camera and spread
Sephority
The moral of this story is wear clothes that keep your pee in.
LitchLitch
why is that better?
thereaverofdarkness
because you don't have to share with the world your secret little pleasures
LitchLitch
still doesn't answer the question
Sephority
No one could film it and put it on the internet.
LitchLitch
Your naivete is amazing
Sephority
You just don't seem to understand.
WontonAddict
Don't know why it pisses me off this was split into two gifs.
JSmith90
The intensity
Treblaine
RudolphTheRedNoseDictator
Thank you I was looking for this exact response
realylongimgurusernamecausepeopleliketodothatiguess
yup.
CanIGetAnyOfYouCuntsADrink
I was looking for this. Thanks for enabling my laziness
amluan
Meh this is mean.
massiveschlong
are you the girl in the vid bro?
PlusOneYouGloriousBastardIreadThatInHisVoice
If it was the girl in the vid how could it be your brother?
massiveschlong
bro do you even lift?
COLOMBIANDRUGDEALERNAMEDmargareth
Would it make you feel better to know that the girl in the video posted it on her wall too?
amluan
Yes. :)
riseofaodh
Well she didn't
Toxinator84
poor girl!
backtobackpanicattack
Poor thing. How embarrassment.
KeatonTS
So Shame, much upset
IchitheKira
wow
SlaktRein
Like so many embarrasment.
shwibbityshwat
So embarrassment. Many wow.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Literally dozens of embarrassment!
pepsifan11
Oh, that poor girl.
ParallelThistle
That was my exact thought
RabbiShmuley
Oh it's not that big a deal. She will look back one day and laugh....... After countless years of psycho therapy
arcticstroke
It was posted on her own vine so I don't think she's worried about people seeing it, good sense of humor?
Irianne
I'm so glad you posted this, I was going to feel sympathetically awful all night.
griggy
At least it seems she's well hydrated.
RawSuger
as funny as this is i cant help thinking i really hope this somehow doesnt reach her schoolmates
borderlandsman
I hope not, because people are awful, if it has well rest in pepperoni
Dezymandus
But peeing you pants is the COOLEST!
Dreamare
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
pepsifan11
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
OnionCutter
In this day in age, in being it already has. Still hoping I'm wrong though
gewalt
the n in day'n'age stands for and, not in. source: http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/in+this+day+and+age
scurve
Yeah but for all intensive purposes we knew what he meant.
YodasLeftEar
good thing its only on the internet, that was a close one.
WhiteWolfSix
steer into the skid
PaleoCardio
By now the damage is well and truly done. I do feel sorry for her I have to admit (unless she first published it herself)
StubbyJohnson
Guys maybe everyone's overreacting a wee bit (intended), it's no more pee than the dribble you get on your pants when shaking off. Relax.
StubbyJohnson
It's not like she shit herself or something. By senior year, half her classmates will have full on pissed their pants drinking.
baconmassacre
Exactly -_-
kungfuman
This is the internet, there is no hope of that.
AjaniGoldmane
I'm sure it has, this came from Instagram and who knows where if came from before that
resipsaloquitor
Is it bad that I'm glad people are focusing on the pee and not making weird pervy comments about a very young-looking girl?
gewalt
but you just did.
Imghurrr
I haven't checked the bad comments section yet
torthorse
I had the same thought, so I hope not
JQuentinEvermann
Legally, I'm not allowed within 500 of this post.
SodaRayne
Within 500 what????
Adyth
This is going to be on Tosh.0
TerryCrews
Web redemption ftw
TheSSMorgan2015
Tosh.0 is still on tv?
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Yeah, but it seems to have different people running it and is pretty bland.
Verbalmammal
Yup
ariemarie
The first thing I thought when I saw this
DarwinGreen5
that douche still has a show?
thisismypost
its another guy now
ClassicFumiko
Better than ridiculousness or however the fuck your spell it. I used to love rob and big and now it's like rob....stop...please
fluffleupagus
*whispers* I have an extreme dislike for him as well.
xmsbeanx
This is probably too mild for Tosh. He has some gross shit on his show lol
NoughtPointOneFour
Ugh I hate the host of that show :/
cinemeasctha
Feel for this girl kinda, high school age and this video viral on the internet. Teenage me would have hid in a hole til college.
pandorafalters
This girl looks exactly like my friend's daughter. My friend who was talking about getting a trampoline . . . now I'm kinda creeped out.
sonicpet
Yes. If this wasn't posted online with her approval (which I guess is unlikely), it's a really mean thing to post.
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
She posted it to her own vine. Apparently some people have a sense of humor
sonicpet
Source? I'm happy if you're right! Kids can get bullied for anything...
Idownvoteyoursobstories
Hey aren't you that girl who peed on thev trampoline. -her in laws probably
Amuts224
Idk if this is true, but several other comments said it was posted to both the filmer's and her own Vine, so hopefully she's ok w/it.
definitelynotaseagull
Yeah but she can backflip so screw them.
weliveinaspaceshipdear
Yeah this is super assholish
zackofspades
I feel horrible just for having watched it.
galspanic
Me too.
bigjoemonger
This is actually very normal. People pee themselves all the time on the trampoline or doing box jumps. The up and down causes it.
waterchestnutIII
Really?? I grew up with a trampoline... never peed on it. Am I superhero?
TF2215
Nope, definitely not very normal
runawaypizza
Unfortunately with kids at this age suicide is a pretty common reaction to public humiliation, and the person who posts is held accountable
runawaypizza
See daughter who jumped off of overpass
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
you're saying the individual who posted the video should be prosecuted for public humiliation? and that will somehow lower the suicide rate?
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
whats so reputation damaging about this vid? she peed a little. do you think everyone will recognize her as "bouncy pee girl"?
Dooood
Just everyone she goes to school with. Or, in other words, her entire world. Been a while since U were in school? Guess it's her vine, tho.
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
it seems that you're projecting your own high-school insecurities onto her.
Dooood
Actually, I did pretty good in HS. Managed to get a senior girlfriend as a sophomore. But I wasn't a young girl like the one in the gif.
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
actually, the actions that you took in high-school, have little to do with perceived insecurities.
WeGetItYouReadUsernames
if you dont know her personally, why even try to speculate her feelings on the matter?
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
That you'd be happy to know she posted it to her own vine
1spodaspakers
Link?
cinemeasctha
Okay, feel a bit better about it now. :-)
snarfblatguppy
If she finds out you posted this, urine trouble.
SassyGuava
Well this was actually a video on twitter first, so I think he'll be okay.
gdp1
You, snarfblatguppy, are a winner.
questionableanswers
Someone's pissed
gester737
If I was the guy I'd rather get pissed off than pissed on
Tehlu
I'd say she's relieved by now, though.
andrich2k
I don't know, I think this post was her number 1 concern.
rainbowpandaluv
C'mon just go with the flow
TheNinjaPervert
Let's just hope it doesn't get repeeded.
AnthonyBlumpkins
I bet she didn't think this would leak.
TheIrishMike
http://img.suggest.com/slides/3/8/7/1/1/0/3871100834/096cd80ac22fb632011a96bdc3b3043d8c3af3e5.jpeg
Pawntoast
Urethra gonna get slapped or punched.
EpicOyster
This^ this is some good shit
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
By Urethra Franklin?
missJupiler
hey, show a little....
?1
Dezymandus
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu92dtFrov1r13lodo1_400.gif
PNWDiscr
Ladies, that's the sign of weak pelvic floor muscles. And it's okay; it happens to a lot more people than you'd think. Juat do your kegels.
sarcasmismyjam
*kegels furiously*
aFishNamedEric
*kegeling intensifies*
sorsha
Congratulations! vagina has evolved into vagi-saiyan
NateintheNorth
So when you meet the devil you can SNAP HIS DICK OFF WITH A DIVINE KEGEL!
PNWDiscr
*just
roobarbandcustard
I don't think hers are necessarily that weak, I mean she is doing a back flip, they'd deffo be weak if she wet herself while only sneezing.
Belcanto
This would literally never happen to me. I am a dude, however.
HeyOP
This would literally never happen to me. I'll never do a backflip on a trampoline.
CowsAreLame
What's kegels? :)
Braytac
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kegels
JosephDunaravich
revcleo
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/womens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises/art-20045283
Nakagator
like for childbirth. In your penis, strong kegels will let you have multiple orgasms without ejaculating. I don't know any other benefits 3
Nakagator
for men. 4
Nakagator
The next time you are peeing, try to stop the stream. If you succeed, you have successfully completed one kegel. If you do this often 1
Nakagator
enough, you build muscles in your vagina, or penis. In your vagina, they can help you hold things inside, or help force things out 2
TheresAGermanWordForThat
It's the German word for cone.
CowsAreLame
Das weiß ich :D
TerryCrews
Flex da kooter.
nodlehs
I am not sure why this isn't top comment for the day. Thanks for the chuckle.
Zugswang
You know when you're on the toilet, get startled, and your groin reflexively tenses? That's pretty much a kegel. (guys can do it too)
HeyOP
2) including with (but not limited to) urinary incontinence or general urine retention. [TheMoreYouKnow.gif]
HeyOP
1) Groin is inaccurate here, I believe, but does indicate the general region. Not only can guys do it too, guys can benefit from it as well,
gewalt
an kegels, or kegel exerercise, is an exercise you can do to strenghten the muscles in your nether regions. both boys and girls can do it
gewalt
if you are a boy, flex the muscle that makes your dick stand up the highest, and hold it for a few seconds, repeat. if you are a girl, idk
coelacanths
For both, do what you do to stop a pee stream.
PNWDiscr
You know what... Imma do a post on that!
JerkandEat
Yes, please!
CowsAreLame
Do it!
Docthejacka
Do it up. Would be a good PSA
hippocampus
trampolines are actually horrbile for girls. they can cause incontinency as you can see in the gif, not just short term.
ArcaneM37
[Citation needed]
hippocampus
"The highest prevalence of urinary incontinence complaints during exercises was detected among trampoline professionals[...]" (1/x)
hippocampus
http://cdn.intechopen.com/pdfs-wm/34721.pdf page 74 (read the whole paragraph, as there are long term effects described) 2/2.
AryaNymeria
Sick reference, bro
TheBritishAreComing
I don't get it, don't women basically do squats every time they sit down and stand up on the toilet?
brandicandi
Actually kegels promote more weakness. Squats are where it's at.
AskDoctorJake
You're doing pelvic floor up-training wrong.
brandicandi
http://breakingmuscle.com/womens-fitness/stop-doing-kegels-real-pelvic-floor-advice-women-and-men
AskDoctorJake
That's all well and good, but to ignore PFUT in favor of a squat, without emphasizing TA contraction means you're gonna have a bad time.
BlitzerRhames
http://www.theinfosphere.org/images/a/a4/Kegelcizer.png
thereaverofdarkness
sauce?
BlitzerRhames
Futurama
thereaverofdarkness
oh boy that helps. thaaaaanks >.> not
BlitzerRhames
Borat?
pixelsmacswatches
Floor muscles can cause tons of issues. Chronic back pain for 4 years. Turns out, nothing worked because the real problem was floor spasms.
AskDoctorJake
Correct diagnosis, but it's absolutely not ok, pelvic floor dysfunction is a real issue. Though you're more or less on point with treatment.
PNWDiscr
Ah, I was too vague. Pelvic floor dysfunction is not okay but it's also not something to be mortified over.
AskDoctorJake
Much better!
sheooooooo
I really don't think a 14 year old child needs to worry about kegels. Gross.
PNWDiscr
Kegels aren't actually about your vagina, they're about your pelvic floor muscles. Nothing gross about having a strong pelvic floor!
sheooooooo
I never said it was about vaginas. I'm sure this girls pelvic floor is fine...she peed while doing a flip not walking down some stairs!
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Verbalmammal
Like pete in the league?
raminagrobis
I had the same. She was on top of me and hard pressing my schlong like crazy. Well at least she seemed to like it. It hurt for weeks
ThePickle
i read that as "bacon vice" and was temporarily conflicted
EuphoricAffliction
Banged a girl that had a strong one, she'd ride me and clench and unclench it. Felt like something was biting my peashooter
LadyLetitia
At least she came.
usernaimunavailable
I have to constantly be aware of my tensing because I can squeeze my husband way too tight.Can ruin orgasms when I have to think of tension
backtobackpanicattack
Congrats on the sex.
andiesex
I'm that way, permanently uncomfortably tight.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Google "vaginismus". It might not be permanent. If its vaginismus its a treatable reflex action. Source: My wife has the same issue.
andiesex
+1 for the good lead, however, sex isn't painful for me, Just have the issue of being TOO tight for the other party.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Oh, OK. I guess I made an assumption. Anyway, I'm sure it will work out. Humans are weird.
whatsnottakenagain
What's a bench vise?
cheeseywiz98
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41heXGh38QL._SY300_.jpg
DrKriegersClone
Something that you don't want to put your dick in.
Braytac
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Bench+vise
whatsnottakenagain
Oooooo I like that
nimaishouse
whatsnottakenagain
That was just creepy.
ultimatezeus
its a vise that you put on a bench I mean cant really explain it more than that. #GoogleIt
whatsnottakenagain
#? Isn't that a twitter thing?
ultimatezeus
true but i like to use it everywhere since im a cunt
HavingABadDay
After my kid was born I did my kegels and then some, and my spouses forbid me to use the muscles after orgasm. :S
belleballistic
Spouses? As in plural?
thereaverofdarkness
Maybe she chopped off a few dicks by squeezing too hard.
HavingABadDay
Polyamory, dude.
adeepermystery
I always upvote polyamory.
belleballistic
http://imgur.com/5FwSArQ
merprincesspacifica
Kegels do more damage to your pelvic muscles in the long run. Correct posture and alignment when walking/running is good. Also, squats.
IStillHateMichaelCera
I googled, and couldn't find anything to support your claim. The only thing that came close was a link on an over-strengthened PFM 1/2
IStillHateMichaelCera
2/2 during late pregnancy causing intense labour, and cautions about doing the wrong kegel exercises. Not sure where you got that tid bit.
merprincesspacifica
I suppose wrong kegel exercises might be more what I mean. I think many women get the wrong idea and do more harm than good
merprincesspacifica
Really? I google 'are kegels good or bad' and plenty comes up discussing the topic.
IStillHateMichaelCera
I googled "Kegel exercises damaging to pelvic floor muscles" which is exactly what you claimed. Just googled what you said, same thing, 1/2
IStillHateMichaelCera
2/2 again, most appropriate thing that came up explained benefits but when kegels should be avoided. Not outright saying they are bad.