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Was outside venturing and saw what I thought was a hair moving around on my hand
Nope! Was the tiniest inch worm I've ever seen. Just look at him go!
dargon
Did you just assume its unit of measurement?
youraveragedeveloper
Rhythmaster
This kinda stuff really bolsters my will to live. You never know what cool stuff you might see when you step outside the house.
DARfuckinROCKS
I had a fuckin swarm of those on my wall. I think it's moth larvae. Almost had to burn my house down.
justimagine245
Yeah their adult stages are moths. Never had that many around my house though
Hurtin4life
It's so tiny. Thanks for sharing.
doctormartell
Then it crawls into your ass and spawns... so cute
CthulhuDeepOne
I found the cutest inch worm when I was a kid. Delighted, I showed my family and when I got to my 3yr old brother... He promptly ate it.
omfgitsmichael
Found Michael Fassbender
TheDudeThatIsMo
"This Worm started its term!"
Starttorun
So if that's an inch, how big is your hand?
ChefBigNuts
Well you've got some fucken big hands don't you?
catsnroombas
Inchworm, inchworm, measuring the marigolds
ChorizoPig
You put that little guy right back where you found him!
justimagine245
I found him on my hand XD but no worries, I put him on a leaf
ItsSableye
They move so cute. Its even more cute because, despite your holding it, it is completely unaware that you even exist.
SoDoneWithYourShite
Why is your protein thingie outside your body ?
actorsnonactors
unce unce unce unce
smokefrog828824
Its so smol
SuperHir0
OMG so cuuuute. I found a larger inch worm on me a few months ago and let him go back to his business outside.
tomriddle91
Measuring the marigolds...
ModusPonens
Seems to me it'd stop and see how beautiful they are
elvisdumbledore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxPb948934U
CapitalNick
There' a brain in that thing. And it thinks things.
GhostInShiningArmour
Do bugs think? Or do they run on instinct?
Marquistador101
I like to imagine it's a correlation to nerve network and complexity. So all creatures "think in varying degrees. Then again your definition
Marquistador101
Can change how you describe the creatures. Does thinking require consciousness?
catsandmuffins
You ask questions. I like you. How do we define consciousness, even?
Marquistador101
I guess the most identifying thing would be self reflection? Can you see self reflection in an animal?
inmat
what is love?
circlebreaker
SCRUNCH! STRETCH STEP! YEAH! SCRUNCH! STRETCH STEP! YEAH! SCRUNCH! STRETCH STEP! YEAH! SCRUNCH! STRETCH STEP! YEAH! SCRUNCH! STRETCH STEP!
Marinator5000
YEAH!
circlebreaker
YEAH!
ISenseAChallenger
!HAEY
thesquidmemist
YAEH!
iarba
One dimensional things
thesquidmemist
It's really amazing when you think about it!
ThereIsNothingGoodInMyFavourites
https://youtu.be/dPjAtPqqdhM
Easter0
What if it just slowly got smaller while going down?
DeadeicPrints
I love those nails. I know that's probably creepy lol, sorry about that.
justimagine245
Thank you! It's my favorite way to do my nails
DeadeicPrints
You're very welcome lol.
majinbuxl
That's why you don't go outside!!!
itsreallyhardtofindausernamethatisnttaken
Those nails though.
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Yeah those are a little much
adkowal2
Okay I'm so grossed out by under the nail I noticed it right away and can't unsee
upvoteslut
I think its actually fake nails and thats a hunk of glue, but your guess is as good as mine :/
justimagine245
You are correct and I can't get it off the save my life
justimagine245
I'm a very nit picky person so I hate dirt under my nails. The glue bugs me more than you know
upvoteslut
Oh i hear ya :P im no stranger to the woes of nail glue
Lilpootpoot
I kept seeing it and thinking of all the horrible things it could be. I'm so weird.
circlebreaker
TFW you wipe, but there's too little paper in your hand & some gets under your fingernails
Lilpootpoot
KingOfTheAnarchists
I think that's a millimeter-worm.
gretchensaurus
Beat me to it.
TaintToucher
That's my porn name
JohnMagneTrane
A millimeter, wait, 1.5 mm, no 1 mm. Hang on 1.5 mm.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
I didn't know they had metric worms
JohnMagneTrane
Only after Napoleon conquered Worms.
justimagine245
Right?!
wolfpreist
you know... suicide isn't funny. it's not romantic there's nothing noble about taking your pain and shoving it onto everyone else.
justimagine245
Most comedians are actually diagnosed clinically with depression. They use comedy to escape their inner turmoil. Robin Williams is a example
justimagine245
Who said I was romanticizing it? I cope with my depression with jokes and comedy. You'd notice a lot of other people do as well
Cartoones
Well if your that excited about something small than boy are you going to be excited when I show you something
iamtheburgerking
What your tits
justimagine245
Your ego?
Cartoones
Thank you
possumsandwich
Savage.
WayfindingGuy
Mosquito larvae?
justimagine245
Those actually live in water and they look like creepy brown sperm. This is a moth larvae
GingerGigantus
Until it burrows into your hand...
Doomsday321
MyHouseOnMars
Oh I'm such a good spider.
Noevilgifs
Someone watched the strain
livinglife9009
Someone has watched alien covenant.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Those kinds usually search for anushole.
onlyhere4laughs
blackbaron
And dies, killed by white bloodcells in about 2 hours.
Marinator5000
ArbiterCalypso
Well aren't one happy, ray of sunshine
3dartwork
Dammit I wrote : Little did she know it was a parasite trying to bore its way through her skin into her bloodstream. You win.
PeatyMcSluggy
My thought exactly.
Smayds
It's okay, it'll just make its way to your eye then you can grab it with tweezers.
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callmepound
Stop it. Just no
Marinator5000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mookiedoi360
...Will to live intensify
hitlercuntfaggot
It's gonna climb up yo fuckhole and take a cum
DLDrillNB
It's gonna what
ProbablyAChicken
Can that happen?
clnoy
Yes, nematodes can perforate skin and travel inside the human body. Some like the hookworm can only travel in the epidermis though.
AberXX
that's not a nematode lol its an inch worm which is a small caterpillar a nematode is a parasite
zapperbubble
Yep. I used to hold these all the time as a wee little one. They're just kinda' cool. It used to devastate me when I'd drop them in the lawn
zapperbubble
They were impossible to find after that.
Dinkykittykat
Ohh shit I just got back from a music festival im tripping way too many balls to think about millimeter burrowing hand worms
FooManShoo109
Go look at screen saver or listen to some trippy music and turn on a visualisation....
Dragon10449
That means one has already made its way inside...don't worry, it can be fixed. Just go tell ur neighbors ur sorry and u love them, hug too
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
The701
Absolutely not. It difficulting of tiny wormly to make control of skulled primate brain. Go hold worms now. Friend worms.
OneMuffinToRuleThemAll
In soviet russia, worm holds you, worm friends you, worm is you.
creechville
I feel like i had a stoke trying to read this
timummy
Best comment
NekoMiko06
In Worm, character controls worms (among others). In soviet Imgur, worm control you. Read Worm. http://parahumans.net/?page_id=1
aninvisiblemaniac
are...are you secretly a worm?
The701
Human secrets have the fun! Hold worms is having fun too. Go hold worms now.
Xenolith166
Help, I tried to touch a worm and it ate my face
Lilpootpoot
I am giggling like a tard, this was great. Hold worms, go now.
Queenofspiders
Are all your comments like this
KingOfTheAnarchists
tacoparlor
As someone who was suicidal for the first time this weekend....word.
justimagine245
Glad you commented. Stay strong with me and have the hope that things will get better. Keep smiling to, it helps ^_^
ZOMGsquish
As someone who was suicidal a few months ago. It's worth it to stick around. The world is a big place. You'll find yours.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
No matter how shitty you feel right now, tomorrow is truly a better day. Permanent solutions for temporary problems never work.
OmNachoMama
Glad you're still here. Stick around, k?
Krono562
I think you are awesome.
tacoparlor
You're sweet. I'm mostly on the not-dying track atm. Just numb. I am imagining if I had posted such a comment on 4chan. You guys are great.
Krono562
Shit gets tough, and life gets hard, go find a store to play D&D at, you will feel better =P
Krono562
Also Oh the Hugh-Manatee was pure gold.
letmenumberthatforyou
Make sure you get some help. We're here for you, too. National Suicide Prevention Hotline 24/7 1-800-273-8255
tacoparlor
Thanks. Doing my best.
letmenumberthatforyou
Hey @tacoparlor- how you doing lately?
tacoparlor
Life is crazy. Legal battle with ex over business. But dating someone amazing. Thank you for asking, that's so fucking sweet.
letmenumberthatforyou
No problem dude/dudette. Glad you found someone amazing!
cinematicheart
There was something like this on my makeup case the other day and it fell off when i tried to show my husband. What in actual fuck is it?
justimagine245
It's a moth baby
cinematicheart
I am not a squeamish person. I free bugs but i shampooed the fuck out if that carpet after it fell.
justimagine245
If you didn't know what it was, I bet you did. I would have done the same