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Apr 1, 2016 10:02 PM
ThisIsRae
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iWasToldThereWouldBe
I hope it's not an over-estimation to think dudley wished he'd handled things a little less 'roid-like.
eromitlab
Dude wasn't even using pocket sand. You've got to use actual pocket sand.
Respond
This is how I would imagine battling Chuckie would be like.
Alanfredwardgrant
Yes!!!
potatoduck
Is that monkey winning the fight?
YungEbola
Oh yea. I'm in usersub
ThisBeatIsBonkers
I wish I could see the look on his girlfriends face when she asked him what he did that day
VegetaPrinceOfAllSaiyans
Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZiIkc87K4
bitterbeard
The guy filming this, his laughter is so contagious. I watch this video every time it shows up.
browniesandcheese
Dude got fucked up.
OskeeWeeWee
But who won?
BigLebowskiDude
It is always the same: unfinished Videos.
mcmoto
This....this is what I needed today!
ragz357
I love when usersub delivers
VegetaPrinceOfAllSaiyans
Furious George.
Superchief86
Smithers, this monkey's going to need most of your skin.
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
All those rocks and he decides to throw a shoe first....he deserved it
R0CK3TLAWNCHA1R
Would you throw a rock at your motorcycle?
Gigi865
The monkey won. His next title fight will be with Mayweather.
bortisforbart
10/10 would let the monkey just have my motorcycle. Not fuckin' worth the shit those teeth would do to me.
darktyeh
The hero we needed... The monkey that is.
Doodleloo
This makes me uncomfortable
WickisnumberONE
I love how the dude is legitimately in a fist fight with a fucking monkey. Like, kick it motherfucker.
Noratek
HE TRIED THO
mongswoosh
This is something I've always wanted to see.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Just got an iPhone and now all the gifs in a post play all at once and it's really fuckin me up
astroleg
That's it's been a while since I've seen someone get rekt by a small mammal
BananaBro
You've clearly never met some of the bunnies I've met
Quizz25S
RUN AWAYYYY!
expiredyogurt
Did I just see someone fought a monkey and lost?
TacoYeti
Well... glad we dont see them here in Australia
DavidCisme
We do, most of them are situated at Parliament House in Canberra though.
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Monkey on your bike? Obvious solution throw your shoe at it and start punching it
BananaBro
Shooing it away would probably end up the same way those things can be real cunts
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Yeah but I mean there could be a peaceful way I love monkeys so I mean id try to feed it something before getting violent maybe befriend it
BananaBro
jesus christ this is how you get your skin torn off from your face
GoDDstopper
That's when you shove a finger up the monkey's butt. To subdue it. Or seduce it. Whatever. It's 2016. I don't judge.
Brunoemf90
Crikey! I'm gonna shove my thumb up his arsehole! That'll really piss him off!!
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
This shit right here is why we have AIDS
Sesquipedaisy
Subdue by way of seduction.
brantime
What a fantastic comment to stumble onto amidst 2020
TiberiusAudley
This is how HIV happened.
IDontWantOnePositionIWantAllPositions
KANCHO
FleetFootFortune
Isn't that how aids came around?
luxorien
It's a known maneuver!
Devansmash
Yeah, it's right next to the prostate...or is that the on switch?- deadpool
rodrigosanchez
remember, lick your finger BEFORE, not after the butt plunge.
KoochieMonster
Lick neither before nor after
LoudAngryJerk
why would you do either?
rodrigosanchez
well, your finger will taste better if you do it before, duh.
LoudAngryJerk
yes but WHY PUT IT IN THERE AT ALL
rodrigosanchez
so you don't get pocket sand in the monkey's butthole. have you never been attacked by a monkey and used your pocket sand defensively?
ThedarkPriestshaft
The uncontrolled chuckle I just had woke my wife, so does not find it very amusing.
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
I'll never understand how people can get beat up by a monkey, or not over power a dog or something similar.
AirshipEngineer
yeah you might have size but they don't fight by any rules. biting and going after the eyes is a pretty good strat against bigger things.
KludgeKML
Because to beat a monkey/dog you really need to use your human advantage (ie kick it), and most of us feel bad about kicking small animals.
masterbelch
Humans have arm muscles divided into groups, with points of strength and weakness which affords us precision. Monkeys have ONE arm muscle.
BananaBro
Apes have similar muscle groups to humans but lack the inhibition that allows fine motor control and keeps us from hurting ourselves
dizzyplaya
Do you beat up dogs and monkeys very often?
BananaBro
I must admit that I do get my monkey beat up regularly.
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
Or when people get beat up by geese, granted I've never fought a goose, but still, wring the neck!
LongGreasyDick
Ive been face to face with a baboon in the wild. I ran like away
zhukoz
Discretion is the better part of valour lol
Stevaloo
Smaller animals can throw off our higher center of gravity, but our dexterity can put us at an advantage- if you're fast enough to grab it..
Pgoodso
Humans are fragile. You realize how easy it is to get hurt even if something DOESN'T want to eat you? People break bones from tripping!
TakeTheStairs
you obviously don't know much about monkeys.
AgamemnonsMemes
They are a lot stronger than they look.
rubbarz
Every tried to stop a 95 pound dog from bitting your arm?
Snooj
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b8/b7/0b/b8b70bb8f63f6cd313f7801023a339ea.jpg
theaterofdreams
Well that's probably because you lack imagination
miniatureBear
I'll never understand why people can't grasp strength to weight ratios. Used to work with primates and lb for lb monkeys win so so easily
doobas
I've been playing Goal Line Blitz for so long, I read that as Linebacker for Linebacker.
Snowblind176
Animals don't fight for pride or for disrespect. They fight for survival, mates, or food. At that point they don't hold back like we might.
SenorSeniorSr
Animals fight for pride and respect. Did you say that because it sounded right or something or are you going off of a bad source?
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
IT's beacuse monkeys have incredible power to weight ratios compared to humans, ex. Chimpanzees are about 4-6 times stronger than humans.
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
Also some dogs were bred to fight much much stronger animals than people, same problem with them.
GeezMawrice214
Believe it or not but these guys are pretty quick at bitting, by the time you take a swing he already bit you bout tree fiddy times
zhukoz
Then rabies lol
KacerRex
God damn loch ness monsta
CaptainLegot
Animals don't limit themselves when fighting.
sydneygirl
have you had any experience of wild monkeys? They are intense! Baboons don't mess around.
cussincow
Evolution baby
khele
An amstaff attacked my dad once. Nearly tore his arm off. It took several direct full swing hits to the head with a steel pipe... no effect.
Sexlexic
Thats because we're too worried about landing a punch of kick when we need to be biting like they do, give them a taste of how it feels!
PhysicsPhren
True, i'd say grabbing and thrashing the animal is probably the best strat
BananaBro
If squirrel attacks you either punt it or throw it at a 45° angle trust me I am professional
BayazTheBenevolent
Most monkeys and apes have very dense muscle fiber that gives them incredible strength for their size.
CheshiresShadow
i have a cousin that was attacked by a dog once.he said half way into the fight he knew he was going to loose so he played dead and took 1
CheshiresShadow
the beating after instead of fighting and getting hurt more.his leg was all bloody and cut open.dog just needs to get its teeth in once.2
Glumerlink
Yeah when it comes to animals and dominance shit they just want you to submit, killing is rarely worthwhile since they can become injured
Kitakita
I love it when Imgur makes us ruin our syntax so we can squeeze 140 characters in
LegendaryGrumpyCat
And when I accidentally click the "link" caused by the ruined syntax. *facepalm*
Tezlataz
Also cause i think a lot of us don't want to properly harm the animal. So we only try to deter it. I reckon if we went all out 1/2
Tezlataz
We would probably do a bit more damage. like people high on meth- they don't think about consequences hence why they are pretty dangerous
mongswoosh
Remember that guy who called 911 cause his family were trapped in a closet by their cat
elduquedelaspasas
I've seen angry cats and a) they move like lightning b) won't.stop.until.it.gets.you . It's seriously terrifying.
Boopbeepbeep
When we brought our new kitty home, our older cat hissed & lunged at us whenever we tried to get off the couch. Lasted for 1/2 hr.
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
Cats are fucking vicious, I dont count them in the mix.
mongswoosh
Cats are shit cunts.
ThisIsTheWayVod
not vicious enough to trap a family in a closet though.
OFClexton
I mean they're cats, you can probably punt one of you had to
boevis
Wait, what?
mongswoosh
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/mar/12/portland-oregon-911-cat-hostage-video
stickalwayswins
Dam lol
intolerabletolerance
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boevis
Well, I hope Animal Control took the cat away, they don't deserve to be owners.
CastleIsGreat
Some cats are just messed up...
ManBeastWomanThing
They are vicious and are fearless as well, you could swing a big bag at them or a stick and they'll keep coming. 1/2
ManBeastWomanThing
Or they attack for nothing. One time I had two monkeys on me and they tried to bite me, I had no food and I hadn't done anything. 2/2
VaginaPedant
That's why I got my dad got his concealed carry permit: in case of unprovoked vicious monkey attack.
ArtoriasTheAbyssInvader
Rude. They're called African Americans, you racist shit.
MeganMeow
Teeth
CrunchyLookingLeaf
i mean you could just hold it and snap its neck...but that isnt always what people want to do. also claws
BananaBro
Also the shit bitten out of your wrists
Smolenski
Or the call where some people were getting mauled by a chimpanzee
FreidaFeltcher
yeah chimps can rip your limbs off....literally...they will be ripped right off.
kuramiqnko
i'm pretty sure a chimp is much stronger than an ordinary man... http://www.abroadintheyard.com/wp-content/uploads/hairless-chimp.jpg
ConsecutiveIntegers
Jesus bruh. He do crossfit?
TravisBickleHasIdeas
It doesn't take much dog to fuck you up.
EarthmanDan
Or monkey. They're fucking powerful, and often with a matching bad attitude.
ThisIsTheWayVod
this is true. also if you dont know how to kill or incapacitate a dog, it can be quite difficult.
LivingDecomposition
I've worked with dogs pretty much since I can walk, so I've learned a lot of ways to make the shit knock off