Pokemon You'll Date

aretherenousernamesleft

What if you hacked the game to get a level 100 mew at only after two gym badges?

11 years ago |

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subparphallus

I found my Mew!

11 years ago |

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Veggisaurus

Is the second to last kid a vampire?

11 years ago |

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sweetfeetpete

Didn't you have to cheat to get a mew?

11 years ago |

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hetnkik

Really hoping I'm not a Butterfree.

11 years ago |

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Wolfdude120

Then there are those sad, misinformed people who think that they can find their perfect woman under a truck on some island.

11 years ago |

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emdamncare

I hope I'm a mew to my man.

11 years ago |

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brownsugarbk

+1 for that last one, hope i find my mew, also from the thumbnail i thought this was about tarzan

11 years ago |

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sillytofu

Time to use my strength to move all the trucks!

11 years ago |

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XHavic

I found a mew once. I fucked up, things went south... I still regret that day more than anything else :/

11 years ago |

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dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl

this was posted like, yesterday, but with more images in the set.

11 years ago |

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RUDEDOGG888

+1 for butterfree

11 years ago |

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RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli

My soul-mate is apparently hiding under a truck.

11 years ago |

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monadi

Oh my god, I'm the Magikarp.

11 years ago |

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CheesyBits

Right now she's a magikarp, I'm hoping our lord and saviour Helix will reform her into the mew

11 years ago |

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Kirchmeister

So what do you call a zapdos, articuno or moltress?

11 years ago |

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Flashback0180

Dam I wasted my master ball on a magikarp

11 years ago |

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MOTHERFUCKINGANTICHRIST

Your comment... http://imgur.com/ghc7jgu

11 years ago |

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IamNative

It's a good thing I'm still alive after leaving a magikarp.

11 years ago |

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DondeEsta

Caught a mew on my first try.

11 years ago |

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NeverTrustABartenderWithBadGrammar

one mew please, extra cute, hold the insecurites

11 years ago |

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pyrobob4

Voltorb looks like a dude.

11 years ago |

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Xecryo

After reading the link I have come to realize that my love life has been nothing but Digletts. -_-

11 years ago |

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broccoliassassin

why digletts?

11 years ago |

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Xyzair

o-o I wanna know too... I could imagine gold diggers or you only see the surface of their personality.

11 years ago |

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Xecryo

Well if you read the extended version they link the Diglett one is pretty spot on to my exes. Ask if something's wrong"no nothing it's fine"

11 years ago |

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TKBarbus

TIL engagement rings are really just masterball's

11 years ago |

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TheSpaismunky

Not master balls. They can fail. Marriage is more like an ultraball.

11 years ago |

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TKBarbus

If you've really found the right one it's a masterball

11 years ago |

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SilentRob

But they can always say no...so it's not quite a masterball. Maybe a better correlation to a masterball would be...chloroform?

11 years ago |

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TheSpaismunky

well then yes it is. You just don't know the type of ball you're throwing until later.

11 years ago |

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TKBarbus

I suppose so

11 years ago |

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starvingme

That's what happens when you buy the knock-off pokeballs, "Just as good as" isn't the same.

11 years ago |

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BigDaddyAddy

What the absolute fuck are these people wearing.

11 years ago |

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toxitheous

This is a repost and it's not even complete...

11 years ago |

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Byteswords

Do you have the link to the full one?

11 years ago |

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ulubai

At least it isn't in the same order as the last time it was posted...

11 years ago |

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BishopofHippo93

Full source http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7005259/if-your-relationships-were-pokemon

11 years ago |

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aixloba

The mew two man!! Strong Felllings

11 years ago |

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Voltorb

Magikarp

Butterfree

Mew

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