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DalesEatsSnales
I wore a sweatshirt to avoid being burnt, and I failed to realize I was also in my underwear. It was not a good time
ingvaar
I'll upvote bacon at any given time!
BoyOhBoyHereIGoKillinAgain
Dance bacon, dance!!!
quesocuresall
If you weigh 198 pounds and eat 2 pounds of bacon, you are officially 1% bacon.
AndytheDorkPunkGotBanned
Nah, it remind me of that lil piggy in the bath dangg hes too cute to be the bacon
VigorousButtstuff
The cancer report was garbage anyway, it was Relative risk, not Absolute risk, only applied to those eating SEVERAL meals of it a day.
BeastyBill88
Doctors say that a slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life... Well by my calculations I should have died in 1765.
Tokzki
Cancer report??! OMG pig got cancer?!?!
Nemrith
Oh yeah... sizzle that bacon, mmm....
AmericasHouseguest
"Find what you love and let it kill you" -Bukowski
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
chronicstoner1
Can do random poster! Can do... Now to make a bacon sandwich
MyUsernameShouldntBeMyActualName
You have to practically make a career out of eating bacon to get the cancer. Us amateur bacon lovers are still in the clear.
Wolfyboy
There's still all the over meats. There is no way basically dead flesh ingested into a system herbivore system can be healthy. HereComesHate
collcoll
I will never not eat bacon. That is just the truth.
m1crowaveman
fgalanis
Smoke weed to fight cancer , then eat your bacon ;D
vampyrita
Uggghhh I'm supposed to be making brinner tonight (bacon included) but my husband is tied up playing video games and now I'm even hungrier
Vatatheo
If I were you, I'd just get started. More chef samplers for you.
Vatatheo
If I were you, I'd just get started. More chef samplers for you.
vampyrita
you know, this post is actually what made me get up and start cooking whether he was ready or not.
GIJOECRANIUM
bartybastly
Tha looks about 30 seconds from being ready to go
BecauseJapan
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
muscletank
i eat atleast 3 lbs a week
MisterLemons
This is how we do it camping every year.
Bacon simmered in its own grease over an open flame.
Machsattack
ok
ThisCoffeeSmellsLikeShit
ddiesel808
BAAACCOONNNN (meat group!)
JPDawgInHouse
Bacon. Another reason to prove there is good in the world.
KjTheLightning
it's bathing in oil... isn't bacon supposed to be cooked by itself?
Boopbeepbeep
It's rendered fat
KjTheLightning
jesus
SullyMySarcasm
I just want to shoot the grease straight into my arm.
misterpoonfister
I fried fish in bacon grease one time, n fuck was it ever fantastic
pollomagnifico
Hello bacon my old friend. It's good to hear you cook again.
ruthbaderginsburg
I can't hear shit
killer10347
Because a vision softly flying... left it's smell while I was frying...
killer10347
And the vision... that was planted in my brain... still remains... within the sound... of sizzle.
IMissYourMusk
I know I'm gonna regret it but what.....(sigh)....what's the cancer report?
Muddskipper2
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DonJuanPrawn
Eating large amounts of processed meat increases your chances of getting colorectal cancer by 18% (from 1% for an average American to 1.18%)
previoustopcomment
american prevalence already includes a high meat diet, so you'd need to remove that 18% first.
Spidey209
I like those odds. Pile on the bacon.
SomeDetroitGuy
Red meat is carcinogenic, particularly if it's cooked very well done. Kind of old news, really.
shaegen
Good thing I eat my red meat rare :D
tonksl
But bacon is pork? Also who eats steak well done
lesbehonester
Does pork count as red meat?
Cheomesh
No
lesbehonester
Damn.
SwitchPusher
Who cares we're all gonna die anyway, why not enjoy is with a fattened liver
lesbehonester
I'M IN!
Silverforte
Dying is one thing. Dying slowly as cancer ravages your body and your loved ones suffer the loss because of your habits, that's another.
IMissYourMusk
Easy fix; systematically alienate your loved ones for years in preparation!
SomeDetroitGuy
Gotta take your risks where you can. For me, red meat is in; tobacco is out.
Cheomesh
Old and not terribly accurate news.
SomeDetroitGuy
The World Health Organization disagrees with you.
Cheomesh
Did you actually read the report?