BrianBoyko
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...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Jul 26, 2017 4:09 PM
BrianBoyko
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...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
SpamYarBlockers
Just another FAKE POST from Failing OP. Sad!
katsumiblisk
I'm sure she knows all about changing facts
LordeismyCommanderShepard
JamesBarrett127001
????The Doctor ????
continuumHypothesis
Einstein has to be one of the most misquoted people ever.
yourcommentisstupid
-Abraham Lincoln
whatfloatsyourboat
I've heard he did said it, but sarcastically to prove a point
SoundFuture
More than likely it was a botched Baruch Spinoza quote. “If facts conflict with a theory, either the theory must be changed or the facts.”.
mizzcackalokie
heh
missojennie
retrohellix
Fuzzythinker
Joseph Goebbels quote: If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. 1/4
Fuzzythinker
The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences2/4
Fuzzythinker
of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal 3/4
Fuzzythinker
enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State. 4/4 So what lie does Imgur go on about?
equityforpunks
Yeah.. no scientist ever will say that because accepted theories pretty much are those that can predict the observed facts correctly.
jaminjimmyjames
And because they are constantly trying to test those theories. If you can overturn an accepted theory, you're looking at Nobel level fame.
dancfontaine
Why do we care about this person exactly?
fingersonlips
Technically we don't, but given that Nepotism has granted her a seat at the political table and power to help craft legislation...we should.
frickenunbelievable
Einstein however created cosmological constant which changed a fact to fit a theory
hardytardigrade
It's more based on what Einstein did to the scientific understanding of physics, and also maybe on something he actually did say.
hardytardigrade
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ivanka-trump-albert-einstein-donald-trump-us-twitter-social-media-a7856431.html
WhiteTrashTiger
When did she tweet that?
Cryolith
Looks like 1:58, June 23, 2013
Pengarr
I appreciate you wanting to dig for confirmation. Here is the tweet itself: https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/348862619060432896
WhiteTrashTiger
thank you
Pengarr
You're welcome! I don't always get it right, but I try to verify things. Even (or especially) the ones that play to my biases.
0x5F3759DF
At a time that makes it relevant to have this discussion now... Apparently.
The22ndDoctor
I'm going to guess 1:58 pm on June 23rd, 2013.
BrianBoyko
Eastern standard time. Or Moscow Standard Time. One or the other.
BlasphemousPigeon
Heyoooooooh! Or as the Russians say: nyet.
icelandicsealbear
It's all going to catch up to him in one magnanimous shit storm, all at once. He's been running too long.
MrHinges
would anyone like a jelly baby?
Insomnia297
Nah, I make my own.
wackywoohoopizzaman
I do love jelly babies
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
"Drop your weapons - or I will kill him with this deadly jelly baby!"
mysteryghost
Him, Troughton, and Capaldi are my favorites. Tennant is a close 9th place.
chillFlamingo
I'd go for fish fingers and custard instead if you don't mind.
MrHinges
annakata
Still the best doctor
Simonboo
A long striped scarf wrapped around + "Would you like a jelly baby?" and I've time travelled back to the 70s. Definitely a top 3 Doctor.
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
My doctor.
MrHinges
I like to think they're all the best in their own way...
Pengarr
My answer to "who is the best Doctor" is Troughton, Tom Baker, or Tennant depending on when you ask. Capaldi's rising.
AreYouSuggestingThatCoconutsMigrate
Capaldi is possibly the least engaging dr there has been. New Dr's - has to be Matt Smith. Old, McCoy all the way.
Pengarr
I love Capaldi. But then I started with the classic stuff, so the fact that his intensity greatly resembles 1 and 3 appeals to me.
domobe
Isn't the doctor who quote based on a sherlock homes quote?
samsonguy920
*Holmes
Imadethisaccounttoreplytoacomment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=363ZAmQEA84
holymc
"This is the West. When the legend has become fact, print the legend."
Borys610
I think it's real life Hegel quote
ToTheBeeMobile
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
corneliusgansevoort
...who in turn was referencing a previous statement by Heidegger, who himself stole it from Ivanka Trump.
ToTheBeeMobile
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
jaminjimmyjames
I think it was when he said that it was impossible for there to be more than 7 planets, then the 8th was discovered that year.
jaminjimmyjames
"the worse for the facts!"
ToTheBeeMobile
I think there was nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya,bought the raisin' of the wrist.
LizardsInTheSky
Technically all quotes are based on previous quotes in some shape or form.
samsonguy920
"Ugh Urgh Brf Ugh" -Australopithecus Dave ...."Ooog Org Mrf Agh" - Neanderthal Bob
tumppu
Heh. Reminded me of this (in finnish unfortunately): https://haapavaara.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/talvi16online_20.jpg?w=640&h=327
ReverendShitlord
We must go deeper.
technobass
DrHotdogs
I'll get the lube
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
Make sure you don't wear earphones just in case your grandmother walks in
AngryFoodTerror
fghi
It started in Sumer, 6,000 BC
CaptinCuddles
*Summer
Heisanevilgenius
Can't tell if joking.... o_o
TimmyDans
Too deep
Munnin41
That's what she said
Bigbrother44444
iSoulend
WHAT WE REALLY ARE
Imalwaysready
Yeah, you say "the actual quote" and then just post a picture of Einstein. I don't get it.
cqde
Actually, the Doctor was repeating something Einstein told him.
Cryolith
Dude. She just said it. In Trumpyland, that makes it a fact. Like she said, change the facts to fit.
pixelkissx
Who?
Averagetroll
Alter the facts, sounds like something Bill Nye would say.
paganmonster
cyno01
Theyre just fucking with us now arent they? Arent people this powerful sposed to have handlers to keep them from doing dumb shit like this?
Flyndaran
They surround themselves with yes-men, toadies, and servile lackeys. They'd fire anyone that ever told them to think before acting.
Mumalot
I kinda want a show called the "Fact Alternators". Which is prettymuch just the "A Team" but modern. They travel back in time to fix things.
Mumalot
The evil guy could be... idk... Mr. Drumpf & his eeeeevil family. But the final ep~; the team kills him, but! --2
Mumalot
the act of killing him ruins the timeline and thus this post was never created, so thus my comment would've never existed, thus the show too
nybbleme
Speaking of facts getting altered, dude that was going to testify abt Clinton Foundation shenanigans in a week suddenly "committed suicide"
Mojojoejoejoejoe
Lol I know hating clinton was a large part of your identity for a while but you're gonna have to let it go. It's getting sad.
nybbleme
Didn't hate Clinton, just feared those particular criminals getting back in the white house again. The media loved to spin to protect them
nybbleme
Whats sad when the proof of their criminal activity is a looong laundry list and people are still in denial.
Fuzzlebutt
Nah the fact it defines your entire life is sadder.
nybbleme
The fact that you are so brainwashed as to think this of those who notice the decades of unethical behavior by the Clintons says it all.
nybbleme
You're so absurd. You think it defines my life in any way whatsoever. That's pretty pathetic of you.
Fuzzlebutt
I mean, your making comments on posts that have fuck all to do with Hillary, about Hillary. Constantly.
booksaresoghey
lol 'but the clintons...!'
madethisaccountjusttocomment
We all agree Einstein said this. You know it, I know it, everybody knows I have the best quotes.
36roentgen
Even if Einstein said this common sense should tell you that this quote is nonsense.
Cotcan
Username checks out.
PolarNog
Impressive. I read your comment with my eyes closed and it sounded just like him.
teamwoodcote
Are you serious? That was Marilyn Monroe
theyregooddogsbrint
I will never forgot how far my jaw dropped when I watched him say that on LIVE TV
Hoop66
Just got back from Europe, everyone there is talking about how Einstein totally said that.
SederHishtalshelus
Solid impression
voltacto
I concur
chandleranswers
Solid covfefe
IMakeBooze
Settle down Trump
HerrKrinkle
Damn. I read it in his voice. Fuck you. What did you do to me?
ChiLLeCheeze
Eistein is a great actor. I loved him in Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. His ability to play old people with beards is astounding.
Wewantedthefunk
But I said to him I said Einstein, Einstein: I can do better. M'kay? Believe me. Everyone says so.
LavaAxe
Donnie is that u
7wenty
"I have the best words" -DT. He's a human manifestation of email scams that mispell words to weed out intelligent people.
Pengarr
Here's a link to the tweet itself, lest anyone doubt its veracity: https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/348862619060432896
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
This information does not make our nation feel good about our allies
FierceDruid
The number of people agreeing with that tweet (or anyone in that family in general) makes me sad inside
JMcDank
corneliusgansevoort
"Just because the tweet is real doesn't mean she tweeted it." Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Fox News or Rush or one of those fucks, probably.
Bfizzle
The name Trump is gonna be synonymous with idiocy throughout history
Pengarr
Assuming we survive long enough to have a "history" from this point forward
Chikanboo
Quit the fear mongering you worthless terrorist
obviouslyrob
"Gonna be"?
FallingStar7669
It's not history yet, but we're all hoping it gets there in the near future.
LearningOnImgur
He's commenting on the irony of a comment about the history of stupidity, but uses the phrase "Gonna Be"
Scaramucci
There are many people who still don't think so. Future generations will be unbiased enough to see this almost unanimously. I hope.
Pengarr
On the one hand, I don't see how they couldn't. On the other hand, Nixon apologists are still a thing, so...
obviouslyrob
Hey man there are still Jackson apologists and committed straight up genocide.