TobiTomkins
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Aug 11, 2017 8:42 AM
TobiTomkins
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ModifieMatthew
"Please be as weird as me." Is my mantra every time I meet new people.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
28/M/USA, just saying
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
*WILDLY WAVES HIS ARMS AT SINGLE WOMEN* oh.. they're running... maybe I shouldn't do that.
monkeycherry
Me too!
potatomajor
Well, what are you waiting for!? Get out there and meet me for lunch!
LEJ316
I used to think this wasn't a problem girls have.
ObliqueRay
Listening to women whine about this is like listening to rich people complain about the color of their limo.
koboshi
#4 Gay
justjess02
I'm single af
GoldenFloor8
DaDisser
If you are waiting you are doing it wrong. You want something, go and get it. Boys and girls.
Kaseladen
darkninja2992
I like #1, #3, #5, #7, #8, and #17. also, I know your pain, the types of girls I'm interested, usually don't go out in public much.
lawideas
TV and movies ruined me for a long time. I kept looking for that perfect fiction-man, who is obsessed with me and endlessly romantic. (1)
lawideas
(2) Once you accept that every single romcom you've seen is bullshit you can start to actually date.
dominance4200
Go out and explore stop dating dicks
Nowuvedoneit
Don't think they are dating anyone.
EyeTri
And then there's my wife who landed me with "My sister may have dumped you but I'm here to catch you."
ArtOzz
#13 Thats me. Fully mature and responsible adult. Now, how many times a day do girlfriends need feeding, walking, and bathing?
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Girlfriends need feeding either once a day, or ever 13.5 picoseconds. No inbetween.
Insomnia297
Dude you constantly have to keep girlfriends fed. They can go from mogwai to gremlin pretty quickly.it pissed me off at first, but you (1/2)
Insomnia297
get used to it. Still wish they could just not take their problems out on me though.
suretoast
Here's my thing. If I am waiting on food FOR you, I get to be a hangry ass when you're an hour late.
bennothemad
I dunno... Maybe try being interesting?
MeanMisterClean
You mean doing the same fucking comic as every other artist right now isn't interesting? Well, I never!
ghostwarlock
You're saying getting drunk and watching tv isn't a hobby? Well, shit...
nogoat23
Hi, I'm nogoat23. If you date me I'll give you all the tacos and mozzarella sticks you can handle.
asliceofbread
But no goat?!
nogoat23
Nope. Is that a deal breaker?
asliceofbread
Yes
nogoat23
:'( Alas. Our love was not meant to be. Paging @goat23
asliceofbread
It's okay nogoat23 your love is out there! And I bet they'll really enjoy your tacos and mozzarella sticks!
optimusgoose
It's tough to make the first move when guys always say they don't notice when girls are flirting
CrackHitler
Making a move and flirting are not the same thing.
MisterOp
This artist seems troubled
Wulfofsilver
Is a guy that can cook, is weird, goes out to be social, what am I doing wrong?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
i mean ... how ugly are you?
FloppyFingers
Probably dont know how to speak to the ladies in an alluring romantic way.
MAYORofTITTYciti
Sogeking
If you're same as me, I'm guessing you missed step 1: Be attractive.
Lilithet
that's easy... you aren't 2 meters tall.
Insomnia297
Hey bruh, I'm in great shape, solid wang, money for days and can do anything, but I look lile I got hit in the face with a shovel. I feel ya
asliceofbread
At least you've got humor too
coolandelite
"Solid wang", I need that on a t-shirt
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
Less internet, more social interaction = more chances at boyfriends.
TrustMeIWouldntLie
Any recipes for girlfriends?
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
Not without a little 80s magic...
TrustMeIWouldntLie
Now, what did I do to that old 5.25" floppy drive?...
Jenvas
If all your interest happen on the internet, where else would you find a suitable partner?
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
Why limit yourself when internet people can be found in the real world too? :) Also helps you personally to expand your hobbies.
thatwoodguy
My wife met me at a pig roast hosted by a neighbor. She came to keep a friend company. I was attracted to the woman with a bright smile 1/?
thatwoodguy
standing by the beer fridge. We ended up going on a walk under the full moon, with HER CAT TAGGING along
OKiluvUBuhBai
That's adorable
asliceofbread
This is the cutest thing
thatwoodguy
Every time we stopped, the cat would dart into the bushes and we could hear him rustling around and then he would go running by to hide
asliceofbread
Hahaha was the cat spying on you two?!
thatwoodguy
Doesn't matter, got to see boobz in the pale moonlight.
PietroAretino
All this stuff pertains to guys just as much... Well atleast me
Nowuvedoneit
Whenever I see these kinds of things makes me wonder what effort they put in actually being social and welcoming of advances.
AnActualTsundere
These are probably just comedy.
CrackHitler
Zero. The answer is zero.
missingdodo
i'm just plain anattractive.
CrackHitler
Welcome to the club.
ReleaseTheBeeees
So what I'm hearing is you want a weird boyfriend who can cook and is real?
FoxyEllie
I can cook some things, but my eating habits are either 0 or 100 on the scale of effort. No in-between.
VoidIncarnate
I'm real but irrational... which means I repeat myself often.
ProxyPlayerHD
I can't cook but i'm twice as weird
ThatWhichRemains
Im fairly normal, but can Cook. We should join forces!
DaisukeAramaki
I'm weird and can cook, but as a spectral-type nerd I'm only ~50% real.
jimmythehat1
That's me to the letter
HeckTheHeckOff
I meet all of these requirements. It's the damn hidden one of "being attractive" that always fucks me over
FiddlerofSticks
I can make PB&Js and instant noodles, does that count as cooking?
Vambee
At the same time, or separately? PB&J noodles sound...interesting?
smellsliketeenspiritwhichisjustdirtylaundry
coolandelite
Wow. Underrated user name
Chocolatesmaster
Make that girlfriend and yep
TallDorkAndHideous
hey das me!
coolandelite
Not just ladies. "Hey you wanna drink beer, smoke pot, then do absolutely nothing but stay inside and worry?" -Me to any prospective partner
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Sounds like a solid night, but make that beer a whiskey double, and lets order some chinese.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
the first three sound pretty good to me, and the third one would likely be severely mitigated by having a partner, no?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
*fourth
coolandelite
Yes, up in till she (me 2) started expecting the drinking and staying inside part to change. It didn't. Then she was like nah, see ya chief.
coolandelite
So yes, but not unless you actually do something about it lol
CrimeBrulee
Why smoke pot to worry? Pretty sure you're doing it wrong.
coolandelite
Nah I'm just saying that's what ends up happening. For me. Not hey let's smoke just so we can worry about things lol.
GngrbrdMan
Sounds fucking great! Add sex and it becomes perfect.
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GngrbrdMan
Sorry. Male, New Zealand...but I'm open to new ideas
coolandelite
Fair, whenever I make my way out of the house I'll let you know
TransGirlsDoItBetter
Make it tantric and lets get freaky
coolandelite
*Intrigue intensifies*
TransGirlsDoItBetter
lubu222
This made me feel a little bit better. Apparently girls go through the same struggles sometimes. I thought a girl just had to (1/2)
lubu222
Walk into a room, and twenty guys would be asking her out; guess it doesn't always work that way (2/2)
asliceofbread
Every time I've gone to a bar, I've gotten hit on by men at least 20 years older than me. Not really sure what to think of that
MAYORofTITTYciti
Attractive girls can do that
CrackHitler
Average girls can even do that. Counter to the stereotype, in my experience guys care less about looks than women.
PreciousPotato
Just like attractive guys. Doesn't mean any of them finds someone who's enough of a fit to be relationship material.
Ginocide
No, that's pretty much how it works. There's been good data from dating sites and apps that support this. It's a "seller's market" for them.
OmikronWeapon
Women hardly ever even take the time to respond to messages or God forbid; check your interests before deciding you're not interesting.
OmikronWeapon
I've seen quite a few stating that they don't respond due to the sheer volume of messages they get.
OmikronWeapon
"Not really looking for a relationship". Just putting it out there, to get ego boosts.
SlutAtNight
This is such a huge misconception, and why a lot of guys will treat an attractive woman worse than an unattractive one: "I'm going to
SlutAtNight
treat you differently than you're so used to"
CityYeti
Is this from experience SlutAtNight?
SlutAtNight
I'm not good looking enough but I've seen other guys do it!
TedTheMan
Rose petals on the bed for you.
shutsman
have you tried actually showing interest in any guys or do you just sit around and wait for one to do all the work for you?
RamsesMCMXCI
thatwoodguy
The term is "You have to show interest to be interesting"
Textuality
Of the various boyfriends I've had over the years, I've been the one to ask them out about half the time. :)
AnActualTsundere
World needs more women like you.
DapperLordDestral
This, fuck. Im dealing with someone that looks at me like deluxe pepperoni pizza-
DapperLordDestral
-but acts like I killed her pets when nearby. That gets you ignored by sane men.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
...are you a deluxe pepperoni pizza who killed her pets? That might be why if so.
gleely
heart disease is a hell of a thing
ArtOzz
Ye gods. This. Never been so attracted as when a girl made the first move. I didnt actually see it until I had left, but I did like it.
Stolf
Married to the woman that approached me
TkMacintosh
...My self-esteem levels would be telling me that she's just being nice and I'm not worth the hassel :(
Brobeansss
I wish I didn't identify with this as much as I do
dapplegrey
I made the first move, and the second, and the third. Ended up breaking up with him because he was too lazy
ArtOzz
Heh, catch 22: do nothing, get nothing, do something, do it all.
Einhoernchen
I often take initiative. Then I get ignored after the first or second time we had sex. I might seem clingy but I'm just tired of the games.
AussieNotNamedBruce
Don't know why you're being downvoted, I understand the desire for a lack of mindgames :)
Einhoernchen
Right? If you want to hang out, fine. If not, just as fine. Just motherfucking tell me and don't text every other day to keep me on the hook
AussieNotNamedBruce
Exactly, communication and honesty, saves future dramas and everyone feeling butt hurt due to others actions or lack thereof!