Last guys wife is fine how she is. But who am I to tell people how to live their life? Witch needs to start charging for the trans-furry spells. She'll make bank.
Because Gadget was a mechanic, and mechanics wear coveralls. Clothes on cartoon animals in the 80's were about obvious characterization and branding.
That's why the Chipettes wore cutesy girly clothes (so they were girl-coded), but Alvin and the other Chipmunks wore shapeless monochrome robes - because the designers didn't care about anything other than visual distinction.
Daisy Duck doesn't even wear bottoms. They just needed a different hat and top to differentiate from Donald.
Imagine if she's riding you then at sun up she transforms back then she clenches down on you as she's Turing back to normal and she gets the gorilla grip on that thang
Nah, even if you exclude Americans, it's not even close. Their upper limit is 80kg/175lbs. That's huge, for a pack predator, but that's the upper limit of what's ever been measured. And it's still about the median weight of an adult male in a developed country. Doesn't mean I wanna wrassle one though.
Too bad adult males don't make up most of the population, gotta count the females and non-adults. I'm being pedantic but still, they're not small animals. As for wrassling one it's quite fun actually, highly recommend it. Spending time with the wolves in alaska was the highlight of my trip.
Them and the sled dogs, they act nearly the same and the wolves are a little more cautious at first while obviously bigger but other than that just as playful.
A warewolf is a blend of a human/wolf, so average the two weights and they would still be smaller than the average weight. The opinion I'd use for them being larger, is most lore/stories indicate they are larger.
DarkBusterBaron
You gotta charge money.
GuardianGorilla
StevieTheAussie
I mean, just start charging a fee for that shit and enjoy your retirement.
nojustsayitdont
Last guys wife is fine how she is. But who am I to tell people how to live their life? Witch needs to start charging for the trans-furry spells. She'll make bank.
vakler
Swampplatapus
Lol
ArcaneFocus
We all know which achievement you unlocked
PanzerHyena
YouTubeRed
Desucaker
iBoulderDash
ThatGuy42
Beat me to it. It's going to be in tomorrow's post!
IlluminaBlade
The real curse will be their new shampoo budget.
RElGNMAN
The night before the curse versus the night after the curse.
jakedafish
Constantine, you horny boy!
ToonamiT0M
MichikoTheJungleFox
lmao this face
idiotsonfire
She needs to turn it into a business, not be upset by it. If you're good at something, never do it for free.
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
I wish. No one ever pays me to be an A-hole. And I have such reasonable rates!
ParaspriteHugger
BlueskydragonFX
Gestalt7
The flick of the cap is what really sets it off
LordFriteuse
https://imgur.com/W6KeBoX
kojenk
That giant ram lady tho
Synapsenbrei
Forecaster
@ThatGuy42
ThatGuy42
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
ROFL, the flask in the last frame!
gorillaClutch
What is the opposite of "can you knot?"
RARusk
To be or knot to be?
furioustomato
bobthefunny
Always upvote sarah scribbles...
NeverEnoughFoxes
ragingzealot
Kiloran1
@ThatGuy42 up your moonlit alley?
ThatGuy42
KnifeKnut
Strong girl. Curse?
tangent
Great comment
originalcharacterdonotsteal
Underrated comment tbh
IlluminaBlade
The witch should stop being so salty and find someone who likes 'em green.
TheWarHymn
OamZ
https://imgur.com/r2fw5o7
JustTodd
You ever wonder why Gadget had to wear coveralls, but Chip and Dale were basically running around without pants?
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Because Gadget was a mechanic, and mechanics wear coveralls. Clothes on cartoon animals in the 80's were about obvious characterization and branding.
That's why the Chipettes wore cutesy girly clothes (so they were girl-coded), but Alvin and the other Chipmunks wore shapeless monochrome robes - because the designers didn't care about anything other than visual distinction.
Daisy Duck doesn't even wear bottoms. They just needed a different hat and top to differentiate from Donald.
NotAPervert
Vorhanden
Wait, is this real or edited?
magical8ball
Edited. In the original version she's drawing Devon, a boy from school.
AnnieGoolahee
Nimitz007
AnnieGoolahee
Solivoid
haha oh wow that's cursed
BigPPMothBF
they did say grandma got ate
CoverMeInHoney
RufusPimperton
makes me think of this comic https://viruscomix.com/page409.html
ShadeMeadowsArt
WOULD
PwnageHobo
Aelonwy
@ThatGuy42 You seen this?!
ThatGuy42
I've seen't it!
VibratingNipples
got something for ya /gallery/when-you-have-lycan-as-girlfriend-WlnepRo
ScourgeOfAges
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
But why would you eat your sex toys?
CedricDur
But why would you have sex with your food?
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
mrprogamer96
“A squid will scream at ya and if you have a boner, we killin ya”
tentaclefriendly
Sweater puppies.
Greypuppy
New desktop background
mrpink83
I wanna see a wolf boner.
Gayforbae
There is.... literally so much porn of that. Just goodgl3 it.
sqeaky
I can't believe I'm mentioning this website for a second, but there's always e621
mrpink83
Hmm. Yes. Well now I got a boner!!
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
So many...
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Theactualmismo
Am I fighting a kraken?
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Naaay!
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
DrWhy9
redpandabanana
TheGriffin
Oh the things I would give for this experience
TheSecondMeme
TheConnArtist
Oh to be a wifwolf
Sticklebrickk
Imagine if she's riding you then at sun up she transforms back then she clenches down on you as she's Turing back to normal and she gets the gorilla grip on that thang
TheGriffin
That's hot
BigPPMothBF
Roger8086
I have fond memories of this.
mrpink83
Can you please provide pictures of the occurence(s)? For insurance purposes, of course.
JayEnfield
ihugpeople
Flowers?
TywinStannister
Why are werewolves bigger than humans? Wolves are smaller than humans!
ParaspriteHugger
Heterosis!
magical8ball
Because of the "were" obviously, there are way more letters in werewolves than humans, so it stands to reason.
WalksWithNoFear
You’ve never seen a Wolf have you?
kojenk
Timber and grey wolves get pretty big
TheFishFace
They're big *compared to dogs*.
Juni0220
Yes wolves may be, werewolves arent wolves
Xenarion
Because werewolves aren't wolves, they are wolf-like creatures.
PandaPolishesPotatoes
Uh, my brother in christ have you ever been next to an adult grey wolf? Small they are not, they weigh more than most people do I'd wager.
WizardofAnus
Nah, even if you exclude Americans, it's not even close. Their upper limit is 80kg/175lbs. That's huge, for a pack predator, but that's the upper limit of what's ever been measured. And it's still about the median weight of an adult male in a developed country. Doesn't mean I wanna wrassle one though.
PandaPolishesPotatoes
Too bad adult males don't make up most of the population, gotta count the females and non-adults. I'm being pedantic but still, they're not small animals. As for wrassling one it's quite fun actually, highly recommend it. Spending time with the wolves in alaska was the highlight of my trip.
Them and the sled dogs, they act nearly the same and the wolves are a little more cautious at first while obviously bigger but other than that just as playful.
TywinStannister
30-80kg for males, 23-55kg for females. Big, yes, but still on average smaller than humans.
pupquine
And wolf titties? Have you seen them?
ClownishAntics
Calm down Romulus
DanSapSan
Now add wolf weightvand size to human weight and size. Because a werewolf is both at the same time.
ihugpeople
A warewolf is a blend of a human/wolf, so average the two weights and they would still be smaller than the average weight. The opinion I'd use for them being larger, is most lore/stories indicate they are larger.