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Jul 22, 2016 4:10 PM
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Radis
Tape the mouth of kidnapped children: check
SEAFARINGMANTlS
"A B C D. A B C D. A B C D." "E! It's E." "I know.. A B C D. A B C D."
melotprieks
Praise the Lord! :)
darthhue
By being a kid, mostly
FurciferPardalis
I had a roommate once that listened to gospel music non-stop. That shit is terrible, I would of let the kid go too.
PantherLady
I have found my spirit animal.
Omny
Bard in training
Deaderestpool
Simpsons did it!
PhilFerinho
Why didn't they just gag him?
prfesser
KId must have read "The Ransom of Red Chief"
CurrentIssues
Cheomesh
I am glad the kid's ok.
RedNipple
Reminds me of an episode from my favorite cartoon.
FrauBlucher
Is there seriously no source posted yet? ?
Arkanrais
you must be a really shit abductor if you cant beat your hostage into silence
Gotham3Returns
Praise the Lord.
NiggersFTWagain
Good thing he wasn't signing song with the refrain, "hallelujah, it's raining men".
FuckaMidget
ikr
Alfadorfox
If you aren't in a religion with songs, you can get the same results out of "Row Row Row Your Boat". For maximum effect, slightly off-key.
Alfadorfox
Math prodigies could try "-1 Bottles of Soda On The Wall". After a while, the abductor will realize you're never going to stop. >:3
hammersquirrel
MadameRainbowPants
that's the way to do it. good job kid!
GothKirby
Could go one of two ways: get released or get stabbed and have your body dumped in the river.
DickButtkiss6996
johntheswan33
FrozenFoodGuy
That white guy just standing there like "why did i let myself talk into this"
perogi
Pretty sure if I heard someone singing gospel for an hour I would have to let them go too.
Biggerin3days
Why would you abduct a black kid?
snoogans671
Its appropriate that his is the post right next to this one
CurrentIssues
Lol I did the same before I saw your post. Hahaha
Drakelake
PRAISE THE SUN!!!
herpopottomas
Singing "I'm In Love With the Coco" for 2 hours first probably didn't hurt.
NirvanaNik
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy
txronin55
Down in my heart, down in my heart, down in my heart...
NiggersFTWagain
... to stay?
txronin55
Yes!
BiscuitEatingBulldog
Where???
txronin55
Down in my heart!!
MandaloreIncognito
I was in a convenience store where these rather questionable guys were hanging out too long (they looked as though they were going to (1/?)
MandaloreIncognito
attempt a robbery). The clerk, I think, noticed this and put on a gospel radio station and began to sing along. Shortly after, the (2/3)
MandaloreIncognito
two guys left. I think maybe it's a guilt factor? Thinking a higher power is judging them.
ObiWanShalomi
Wow that's some movie shit right there! Sounds like a fun but also weird experience. And yeah I think guilt has something to do with it.
PhuckTheOnlineSafetyAct
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!
Sfinski
I'd just sing Cannibal Corpse. Would probably have same effect.
purpleh6
Wonder if playing spot the vegan works here?
meepmoop2
Nah if just explain how cthulu is the real savior
ChaosGoddess
But atheists don't have no songs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wogta8alHiU
weischbier
As an atheist; I'd have sung Belieber songs!
lehenry
Well, I'm sure I can make anyone surrender by singing The Big Bang Theory's theme song a couple of times. Mostly because of my bad singing.
VSGH
I bet there was a facebook post about him that got enough likes too!
MrAliC88
Hahahahahahah
thegriffin88
You underestimate my ability to belt out John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
MarxAvenger
GG WP
BlueCrocs
Plot Twist: Was abducted by Westboro Baptist Church member.
CobaltPants
CHECKMATE CHRISTIANS
playingdead2022
As an atheist I would probably just sing along.
MagicUmbrellas
Duct tape.
jsktrogdor
NOOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY'VE LEARNED OUR WEAKNESS!!!! WE MUST RETREAT BACK TO THE UNDERCROFT!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
RadioactiveCanuck
*Non-Aggressively sings 'Angel Band' while holding a cross.*
OneFuckedPony
32yr old escapes abductor by singing "entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt" for 3 seconds.
Deathfrombelow
Cannibal Corpse! Fuck yeah!
GigaBoom2
Link to the lyrics?
OneFuckedPony
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w6RX1OjuZ1k http://www.azlyrics.com/l">X1OjuZ1k">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w6RX1OjuZ1k http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cannibalcorpse/entrailsrippedfromavirginscunt.html Song and lyrics
mavioric12
Checkmate my ass. The kidnapper probably just got tired of the kid's songs.
PhuckTheOnlineSafetyAct
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/checkmate-atheists
ForrestIndustries
I think you missed the point by about a mile buddy.
mavioric12
What point would that be?
ErinFromTheOffice
If you're abducting a kid and don't have a roll of duct tape in your kit, that's your own fucking fault.
sketcheecharacter
Preach!
ThatRandomCanadian
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Counterfit
Did they take your underpants too?
ohkayykayykayy
Alex?
waynethainsane
That's why you stuff their mouth with rags and wrap the duct tape around their head several times.
edissick
I NEED MY TOOLS
PamelaSplooshPoovey
Right? Amateurs.
Seath45Blockland
Erhm... kids run.
firstfromthesun
Then you're not using enough duct tape.
almostsomething182
Can't believe you have to point that out. That's like, the golden rule of duct tape. Something moves when it shouldn't? Duck it.
Seath45Blockland
almostsomething182
At least I didn't specify kids. That was just heavily implied.