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First Official Day on the Boo Boo Bus!!
I gots me some patches and some patients.
EDIT: Thanks for all the love imgur! Don't forget May 15-21 is EMS Week so thank an EMT or Paramedic!
Seethreepeeoh
Good luck OP
desange1
Nice stethoscope colour
Abracaderpa
Connecticut, huh? Time to move there, I guess.
amed1c
Don't forget to turn on the AED. It umm...it happens.
gremfrankenfrolek
What?! You call it a boo boo bus?! That's so awesome!!
Ndill
Been a paramedic for a long time. Have a good first day and never take your work home!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
...last day of smiling.
Wetouchingbuttsornah
Haaaa
wyrdling
Good luck!
TheLastImgurianOnEarth
Be safe out there.
panshand
Congrats! You look happy and proud, as you should!
SymboI
Good luck out there! @OP
mynipplesquiver
Way to go ! I have been saving to get my emt certification for a little while ! It's my dream job !
Zak57TR
*injures self*
CanUweldOil
+1 for "boo boo bus"
beansofthunder
I got an owie today, I don't have anyone to kiss the band-aid
Clymor
Um if your a grown man you don't call it an owie. Super glue it suck it up bettercup.
samsonguy920
Then you need to call the Owie Tram. OP operates the Boo-Boo Bus.
Twinklepot
Maybe just a little paper cut ...
tybrosion
So many cringey comments. This is why we don't like selfies.
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
That's the old imgur. It has changed
scaredwhiteboy
Oh dear sweet innocent child.
Ohnehose
5/7 would stab myself for a ride on her boo boo bus
Envy0816
https://imgur.com/wEHnKFi
SmokingToddlers
I'll make sure to break my fibula next time I am in Connecticut
robberneepuls
Agreed though I'd shoot for a condition with a shorter recovery time.
thebigsteezy
TravisBickleHasIdeas
You dick. +1
ilovegoodmusic
Go save some lives! On behalf of everyone, thank you for doing so
1dp1
@OP There's a Sikh guy on the next post. Better go check him out.
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
did you get any homeless ppl? if anybody pissed my friend off, he would use the biggest gauge (or is it smallest) for their IV, so it hurts
Fuzzynubz
Your friend is an asshole.
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
I KNOW RIGHT? That's why he quit, now he's a realtor and is just as bad.
Fuzzynubz
Haha, well now he's sticking people where it really hurts. Their wallets
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
I think he's more suited to be a realtor anyway, I don't think he had the right attitude as a paramedic anyway. 1/2
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
2/2 A patient died on him and that's why he quit. I work with him now, and he doesn't take stress very well, but he is working very hard.
VitaliyKalash
Ugh you guys have no idea how hard it is to actually be employed as an EMT
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VitaliyKalash
Haha poor you getting downvoted by the crowd. Don't feel bad here have an upvote my friend!
almightymakerofthings
Well with all the work stories, we have a rough idea. But I found these comments charming, sometimes you need humor to stay positive.
VitaliyKalash
The job is difficult but the experiences are truely memorable ones. Humor is a necessity in life itself! So I must agree.
Hoze
"Boo boo bus" Love it. Go get 'em.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Better than the Boo Box. Amirite, Smee?
samsonguy920
Smee? Smee! Smee is me! Me is Smee! Me is Me!
WaterSeeker
The faster you drive, the smaller the bus gets. Trust me it works.
KarlNapf
*scratches*
ShowUsYourSnatch2ElectricBoogaloo
...this is what I do for a living. Good luck, and be ready. Also, your stethoscope is on point...but I went for teal.
JoshCam244
Orange is better though.
aRareBear
Mines purple!
h20fuego
Mine is teal too. +1
SleepyLolita
I went for "raspberry red" so I can say ITS NOT PINK endlessly
damspam
Yeah but I was always taught not to wear it like that. Some dude grabs both ends of it laying on your chest and he has you on a nice collar
samsonguy920
Be honest. Have you called it the boo-boo bus? I should warn you, I can detect lies over the internet.
oohflashylights
Down in TX I usually call it the box
ShowUsYourSnatch2ElectricBoogaloo
I've called it the Boo Boo Bus, Prison Van (stationed near a jail), Heals on Wheels, Shirley (usually in the same truck every day).
samsonguy920
Heals on Wheels. Love that. Makes me imagine a wagon with priests on it.
windingriver17
I have a rainbow finish on mine. Love it.
KillerEMT
A lot of us do it for a living. Im rockin the the smooth orange steth
spooningwithaSCAR
I have a purple cuff, teal scope, and blue pulse ox. Peeps love the purple cuff.
gummysharkies
I went for the ceil blue. So we're sort of in the same color family :)
oneoldman
Fuck nah, that shit's in straight "Please drag my face to biting range Mr. Psych Patient." mode. Should get that off her neck.
Wetouchingbuttsornah
I keep mine strapped in my sweet cargo pants.
Badgertoes
How many of your patients show you their snatches?
Pharya
I was about to ask you what the fuck made you ask that, until I read their username
spooningwithaSCAR
We've all seen more dick and vagina than most porn stars...
lockesandkeyes
Too many. Way too fucking many.
BrianTheImpaler
Jesus christ way too many
lockesandkeyes
All geriatric or OB. All of them. None of them you want to see, either.
BrianTheImpaler
Can confirm. The words "cobwebs" and "cottage cheese" come to mind.
ShockthePuss
Knock 'em dead!! Uh...or something like that...
Broken27Arrow
Break a leg!
samsonguy920
You're killing them!
PinPointSnarkuracy
You're only making it worse!!!1
shuttlecockinakumquat
OP arrives at site. Bone sticking out of leg. OP kisses boo boo. Instant heal.
somegeek
I read 'boner'
o11c
If you have high enough level and enough mana, ...
lolthisismyusername
Reminds me of https://printthelegend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/skateboard.png
CuntCuntCunts
It's in the lipstick, specially made by River Song
FlorenceAndTheWashingMachine
Brilliant.
IamRiverSong
You rang?
samsonguy920
No. They typed and hit Enter.
CuntCuntCunts
Hello Sweetie
IamRiverSong
Hello. ;-)
CuntCuntCunts
https://33.media.tumblr.com/1de4c3bbe9ac7cfd669efbad63872c4d/tumblr_inline_mre3ftBdnU1qz4rgp.gif
phallicbabymobile
Stopping hearts when you should be starting them. Not off to a great start.
KalebMordecai
smoothest negging i've ever seen
elduquedelaspasas
wackywoohoopizzaman
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a Smooth criminal!
wellthiswasunexpected
Teach me your ways, master
DefinetlyNotTheZodiacKiller
You classy bastard.
Chrisgopher
xmaneds
Smooth as hell!
HentaiSensai
Slicker than a greased weasel in a wet dream! ...What?!?
TheImgurUserFormerlyKnownAs
SMOOTH AS FUCK!
funkymonkeee
Oooooooooooooohhh
PatrickTrimble
+1 to you casanova
vazzin
/a/Ld0XZ
Notthatguythatdoesthings
dam,that was smooth
GuerrillaWelfare
She makes my breath go away.
valen00
Dunno, made me take a deep breath
itsthevoiceman
Job security
DurendaI
Actually defribrilators stop hearts, not start them back up.
MikeMcAwesome91
*Archer Meme because I'm too lazy to make one.* Do you want to get laid? Because this is how you get laid!
Wetouchingbuttsornah
vazzin
/a/Ld0XZ
MikeMcAwesome91
Yeah that thing.
Fortunax22
Almost as good as that user name
Pokefan11235
I favorited this just so I could see this in the future
MournfulCashew5
Slick like butter on a bald monkey
SgtDildo
Smoother then the tinder posts
gandersxX
Smooth AF.
MizzAzure
I said awwwwww aloud after reading your comment <3
Californiaburritosareamazinghaveyoueverhadone
Damn, now you guys gotta get married. I don't make the laws.
TheRicM
Just moved to San Diego, have had approximately a fuck ton of California burritos since moving here. Very nice, peace out homie
Californiaburritosareamazinghaveyoueverhadone
:D
TheRicM
The chicken ones are great too!
UsernameLadiesMan217
Scrolled down looking for the reply @OP! It was one hell of a line!
UsernameLadiesMan217
Also... Congratulations:)
JHRD1880
You smooth bastard
Smallbritguy
You should be hitched already if you are using them kinda lines on a regular. Lol!! Wow
jadespider
Smooooooth. you know, unless someone dies on the first shift. That happens........ We know you'll do your best OP!
GodApollo
Smooth motherfucker...
ThatSmoothFuck
You rang?
GodApollo
Indeed i did, there is some smooth motherfuckery in this post.
digglesauce
I commented you to 1000. You are welcome.
phallicbabymobile
I DOUBLED your points!
digglesauce
Touché.
imrizzy
Ooh that was gooood. It gave me chills
phallicbabymobile
*grabs clipboard* Are you experiencing any other symptoms?
imrizzy
the chills haven't stopped
buttobviousfacts
Were you exposed to...Netflix?
phallicbabymobile
I put your symptoms in WebMD. I'm sorry, it appears you have cancer.
LordOfTastyCheez
It says you have network connectivity issues.