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Aug 28, 2021 4:30 AM
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PenguinNamedWobbles
New disclaimer on happy meal boxes. "This meal is only rated to provide 95% of people happiness"
JCBalance
Bada ba ba ba, I litigate
TheViking333
FUCK! I COULD'VE BEEN RICH WHEN I WORKED THERE!!
weoweoweoweoweeeeeeeeeeee
Lol happy meal doesn't mean you get happy after eating it. It's just a marketing name lol what an idiot
zanaria
Is this real? And also I remember when they used to have "Smiles" on their menu and listed as "Free"
lordofthegoats
I theorize that the meal itself is what's happy. What you want depressed food? go to burger king.
WenTheEternallySurprised
2017 wants their repost back.
Superchief86
It's a happy meal. Not a make-you-happy meal.
slodengo
fredhoffman1968
if you were sad before happy meal = you are still sad after happy meal
Sauroctonus
Did they ever claim it would MAKE you happy?
Thelrishlnquistion
Like…maybe it’s the meal itself that’s happy?
catskhiker
So tired of lies and bullshit
Redacted197358462
That America is frivolously and excessively litigious is a myth propagated by wrongdoers trying to use mass shame to prevent lawsuits.
Like2Fox
This never happened by the way
LeJoop
McDonald’s sues him back for eating a meal meant for happy people, when he obviously wasn’t
HeladoDeBanana
A thing like this worked for a guy with redbull
JustSayN0
Can I get in on that?
maccannoncrew
We've made it as a civilization guys lol
gmlovera655
Of ll the piss--pidling, sorry ass case. Gonna get in trouble for filing frivolous law suit. And boy, is this one frivolous!!
gilAwwDiver
Man sues McDonald's after still being outside when using drive-in.
magnesiumshoecovers
My milk shake was neither milk nor shaking when i received it
evicshen
Is this the Nirvana baby?
Onsvaltti
Sydney1athena
Oddly enough he may have won (assuming he lost) if a good enough lawyer. Just need to prove it well enough that its false advertisement
AnythingMuchShorter
You're only happier while you're eating it, it's always been a fact that you'll feel worse in general after McDonalds food.
Rendova
That's sad, real sad, the type of sad that an empty condiment dispenser can do to a person's soul.
animalone
The meal was happy until he ate it
v01dstar
Sounds rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
BklynPunisher
codeacrobat
It's quite clear he needs to eat more of them.
LaserMullet
So he wasn't lovin' it?
spangdooler
I'm loving it.
nvrgnagivuup
Ba da ba pa aw...
MyUsernameHas22letters
guitarfourtysix
Easy Tucker Carlson defense: "No intelligent person in their right mind expects to actually be happier after eating a McDonalds Happy Meal"
DigDug74
Mc Lovin it
Ivalicenyan
I should sue them for not lovin it
ouroborus777
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/man-sue-mcdonalds-depressed-eating-happy-meal/
arrcas
That username? At this time at night? In this comment section? Localized entirely in 9 letters?
bilgetea
I want to believe!
asm80dfa8sdfj
Do jokes really need to be fact checked?
BrockEffingSamson
Maybe if they're intentionally formatted to look like news articles?
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
I didn't think to fact check because I thought it was just a funny joke
NZSheeps
I bet people have tried
FreeSpankings
"Americans are sue-happy" is a myth perpetuated by corporations to shame people into not suing them for valid reasons, change my mind.
Dustorn
Can't really change your mind when you're over here spittin' facts.
Larrimus1
I figured, but it’s good to be sure. Thanks for the fact check.
Youhavinagiraffe
The "person sues McDonald's for stupid reason" trope needs to die. It's corporate propaganda against a woman who's been dead for 15 years
DrNick
Happiness was hamburgled long ago.
HighSorcerer
This is why McDonalds went from joyful child to depressed adult. The Hamburglar won.
DukeDarkwood
Robble, robble!
ArghhhMyGroin
Sounds like someone needs some McAntidepressants
Smartnership
It’s called a “Happy Meal” not a “Happy Customer”. Case dismissed!
Moljnir
Don’t encourage them.
Lucky246
JustSayN0
Damn they got a secret menu?!
gmlovera655
Like, McXanax??? Sign me up.
usermainboredom101
gmlovera655
Can't see your reply..
gmlovera655
Oops!! Can see it now!!!