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Tis the season.
Dec 24, 2016 7:36 PM
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RElGNMAN
STORYTIME people need to deal with it.
onemanagainstheodds
Jerry Smith would give them all a run for their money. Probably pays more than advertising
marcusyoyo
I like that new meme trend, keep it up
Gobuyussomecoffee
Well this world is fucked.
twominutesforhighsticking
I'm too busy watching Simply Nailogical and ASMR on youtube, I was totally unaware of this trend...STORYTIME: how Youtube lied to me
mexicanben
like the guy who said boycott Delta ...tho he instigated being kicked off the plane...a total ass!!!
whatevenisthisfilth
Ha
AVTv2
Folder[lol, I'll totally read this later]
XedtheRed
I like that these days all i have to do is look up a potential dates youtube to filter the crazies
FoulLazerWitch
Bitches!
GardenGnomeExperience
And it is.........clickbait!
southtexascowpuncher
The struggle is real. Ass hats
LittleAldy
Professional victims, I don't mean that as anything other then a description. They are earning money by being victims.
Shimitzu
I think the reason this is happening is community watching this shit.
Sobutai
I would love a TL;DR on these videos. I don't want to give views, but I'm morbidly interested.
turtburgs
I watched the first one it was just boring highschool thing
TheNeckerCube
Who's the first girl?
IAmDrBanner
You could just put the title of the video on youtube, you know.
DalekSECoOo
AVGN, Dashi, Philly D, Chef John (from Food Wishes.com,) Maangchi, How to Basic and so many more. Just saying there are tons of good ones.
GoodChange
Judging by these stories and how you use the term youtuber in a derogatory way I think you guys follow the wrong youtubers
trampydickonface
SoMuchPooPooSon
Professional victims are just sad. But I need to know - is this meme making fun of the idea, or an actual summary of the video?
TheLastSpaceman
The comments section on YouTube...god
DontWantToBotherFindingAGoodUsername
Check out the Fox News comment section
Zypherfier
Or the imgur comment secti-oh. Dammit!
PianoMan2112
So,are all the TL;DRs at the tops jokes, or are these really about what's in the posts with those titles?
IAmDrBanner
Jokes.
Akuda
They're jokes.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Can we all agree that while Vloggers suck, not all YouTubers suck? I mean there's a metric shit ton of other content out there too
TypicalGayMan
Yea, like genuinely good people, and people who don't exaggerate more than they have to. They exist, and I fucking love them
Cheesecakecrush
Most video game youtubers are good as long as they avoid vloggy shit.
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
Like all the brilliant Nutshack and We Are Number One remixes. Those are good.
NorthStarrer
Amen.
bringbakfirefly
There was only one YouTuber I like, and well, 2016 took care of that. RIP #therealgrimmie
Syng420
Christina Grimmie? What happened to her?
bringbakfirefly
Shot to death by an obsessed fan.
Syng420
Shit, I'm kind of sorry I asked, that's really terrible.
thecraziestofturtles
Where the fuck did this trend come from
SpecimenSpiff
I dunno, but there are way to many of these posts.
I2obiN
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction
imgrrrrrrrrr
Clickbait bled into YouTube
TheCloney
From people being attention whores who will do anything to be noticed and get people love them and lavish them with praise for everything
randomnoe
Kind of like imgur?
TheCloney
Yep.
CactusMassage
Crap like this kinda makes me look forward to YouTube's planned moderator program.
ImUnpopular
What's that
CactusMassage
Upcoming program where users in good standing can become moderators and get little rewards for doing a good job.
CactusMassage
I forget the name but they planned it out almost like a game, you level up by censoring stupidity and spam.
ImUnpopular
Good
peekaboooooo
Are these some kind of jokes or they really need psychiatric help ?
T3hi84n2g
itsbre
It's clickbait
AlexAlphaSavage
Yes
Fancyrobot101
Both
HEXADECIMAL
Have you watched them? There are professional victims out there.
YukonSpud
Well said
verysmallgiant
There are some who call them Crybullies.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
They're pieces of garbage
NotACanadian
P R O F F E S S I O N A L * V I C T I M
se7enblessings
"Professional victims" that is a very appropriate title. Thank you for this.
Cheesecakecrush
Professional victims in the competitive victimhood derby
ThatDiceGuy
I move that we call this brand of ass gaggery "Professional Victims." All in favor say "Aye!"
foximillian
Eye.
Hopsnake
Eye.
Aerogers
The biggest is a lady named Anita sarkesian
ThatDiceGuy
I know that one. Dont get me started on her.
SirDistic
First off ... notice they are all women...
ImUnpopular
Guys on YouTube do it to. Almost every "YouTuber" does this. Then they start bitching because they're losing views. No clue why *sarcasm*
japkovy
They do anything to get viewers > money. Simple as that. Don
SgtCookie111
Part of me wants to do a parody one of these. The video starts out "normal" and then just gets more and more unbeliveable as the >
SgtCookie111
video goes on until it's just completely idiotic. For instance, it starts out with something like "car broke down somewhere weird" until >
SgtCookie111
weird" and gets crazier and crazier until it ends up with something like "shirtlessly battling dragons wbile Odin plays a sick guitar riff">
TomG26gr
I would actually see this.
SgtCookie111
and see how many people are stupid enough to believe the story and how many don't.
ninetyninedaysleft
The alainatrina ones are true... Holy shit. Like... Wow.
NJTSuperKing
No. They aren't.
ninetyninedaysleft
The MacDonalds one sure as shit is.
Gunshanks
How did she get banned from every McDonalds on earth
BannedAdviceForLife
#2
ninetyninedaysleft
She didn't. She's over exaggerating. Basically she & her friends acted like brats; threw a drink at a clerk & were told not to come back.
BannedAdviceForLife
The other one
Gunshanks
I'm more interested in her getting banned from every McDonalds on earth
BannedAdviceForLife
Me too
Thecogwheel
My guess: asked for more sauce, told no, flips shit, is asked to leave, then youtubes saying she's banned all over the world
fashionyourseatbelts
They need help. But no, they're making money off this shit.
juststopandthink
How??
AstralBeast808
YouTube shares a tiny bit of ad revenue with content creators based on video views.
capnthunderpants
The more people they get to click on a video the more they can get paid, cause an ad impression occurs
capnthunderpants
YouTube optimization expert here. YouTubers make money via ads (pre-roll ads that play before videos and banner ads around the video).
capnthunderpants
That's why we see all these stupid clickbate titles on videos... it's a real problem and YouTube really should do something about ur
CthuluIsMyHomie
Borderline personality disorder is a thing, but I haven't seen these videos
electricbluevision
The fuck does this have to do with BPD?
CthuluIsMyHomie
Difficulty regulating emotions followed by elaborate stories w/ black and white thinking?
MyDadSaidICouldSellThePoopTube
I watched them. The imgur captions are fake and have nothing to do with the videos...which is dumb.
Cammo353
That'sTheJoke.jpg
SnookerSylph
The joke <- Your head <-
Akuda
MericanNightmare
I agree. It's a pretty fucking stupid joke.
MyDadSaidICouldSellThePoopTube
Haha right? People downvoted the shit outta me wow!
SnookerSylph
There's upvotes and downvotes so that people can show their opinion. More people disagree with what you said than they agree. It's simple
MericanNightmare
It feeds into their whole "triggered, pussification, whiner" shtick they pull out when women or minorities say something "uppity"
MericanNightmare
Because we're ruled by a mob of fucking bullies at the moment. Imgur.com is no exception.
CChowder
#2 Who the hell gets letters FROM santa?
JustACommentFarmer
When you're younger some post offices let you write cards of what you want to Santa, it gets redirected to both your parents and someone who
JustACommentFarmer
Pretends to be Santa and then they write you a card.
ITalkAboutGoats
If you send a letter to North Pole, Alaska, you get a santa letter back.
Winch3st3r
Not Santa but every year my family gets an elf assigned to our house and we get notes in our stockings from them! This year was Henrietta
Winch3st3r
My parents even included my boyfriend this year with his own stocking next to mine and a note and treats. His face when he saw it!
DefinitelyAFurry
The Soviet Russians. Duh.
knightperson
Chuck Norris
BBOMB1998
Literally came here to say this
knightperson
Usersub rising my friend
UnbreakableDNice
You can write letters to Santa and retired Canadian Postal workers write you back. No joke. Santa Clause, North Pole, H0H 0H0.
peridotstar
What a cute Idea :)
amimikamoon
My town had a service whereif you wrote a letter youd get a letter back
EroticZombiePants
Santa has to do something during rest of the year.
GoldbergForTheWin
Maybe thats why she thought she had a stakker
Akuda
https://about.usps.com/holidaynews/letters-from-santa.htm Sorry I had a mean comment before. Merry Christmas!
MonsterUltra
Nah, this is imgur. you should have a mean comment. Now youre just a pussy for taking it down and being influenced.
knightperson
"This is Imgur" what the fuck do you think that even means you nerd haha
Akuda
I'm down the rest of the year, but this is the time of year we pretend to be good people.
EvilTwinKirk
isitbadibelonghere
https://youtu.be/HuYLJTG5hjU What about this dude who does covers of songs?
iHearGreen
Even Phil Lester?! He's just to adorable to hate
Infinatus
Hey now..
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I hate people who whore out for views and easy attention. Some are good, Mark and Jack can be annoying but are wonderful people, for example
RadicalRaizex
Go watch Brandon Rogers and Filthy Frank. Maybe they'll change your mind.
EvilTwinKirk
I will right now.
poorwhitetrash
Even Demolition ranch? Vet Ranch? Off the Ranch?
justaporcupine
Even Pyrocynical?
squishybaker
even dave jones?
W92Baj
Then you are as bad as these people
Rotslaughter
But what about channels like Numberphile, or Things you might not know, or Standupmaths, or Veritasium, or Kurtzgesagt?
mdtrep
I do it because I enjoy it..ouch
shinyRK9
Rooster Teeth says duck l fuck you too, pal
JonestownClassPresident
What about Rhett and link? Super fun and innocent!
TheAngryMarineBiologist
"I HATE ALL YOUTUBERS" - Proceeds to assume everyone on the site is one of the many iJustine clones (kill it before it lays eggs)
tapthewall
What about the slow mo guys?
shinyRK9
#DanTheMan #BirdNoises #DoesRocksFloatOnLava?
GoodChange
That's like saying you hate all authors or all movie directors. I doubt Clint is on your side
kmdestroyer13
I hate youtubers who just do vlogs.
ChristianRandall
My wife is a YouTuber and she does everything, vlogs included, but I can see your dismay.
maximosh1
Watch Jon Olsson it's on a different level
FutureHylian
In a good way or a bad way?
OriginaIPoster
Horrid way
pantsinabucket
Casey Neistat's vlogs are pretty neat...
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jdmg94
Companies are going to do it anyways, he's always honest about it, if it sucks he's gonna say it sucks
svon1
doug walker is awesome ....doing a lot for charity
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Educational videos are legit. And stuff like How It's Made.
ItsSirUnimpressive
And How to Basic. ...Wait.
biggwhytey
And the military airplane TV documentaries
EvilTwinKirk
I totally agree with you there.
ThatOneGuyOP
Even Funhaus???
shinyRK9
Psh, found the Nazi.
SerRonSwanson
Nobody on this goddamn planet should or could hate funhaus
superiorninja
Bruh, Funhaus is the shit yo.
CharlesFuckingBronson
That australian kid who builds fully functional tunnels at, like, age 13: I like that kid.
Thatonewiththething
Sounds interesting - sauce?
CharlesFuckingBronson
Actually he might be English or something. Not sure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtnwiLH0Y1M&t=1s&list=LLN3UMneMSdTk8C_it4KchQA&index=4
TheGIFGeneralStore
What is a fully functional tunnel?
SexDungeonsandDragons
One that doesn't collapse, trapping and suffocating you over several minutes as soon as you set foot inside.
Thoraxe123
How does one hate game grumps? They're so chill
NoGoodNick
Well one of them is chill, the other one is not-so-chill
riceronijones360
WHAT ABOUT DUNKEY!?
FlyinHawaiian13
uh oh
CanYouCleanTheseFilthyBalls
Even h3h3?
redragon1
Even papa franku?
Or10nSharkFin
Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker.
Honeybadger2198
He's especially cancer but that's why we enjoy it
ICantFindAny
somethingaboutTV
Based on that dumb name alone, yes, I hate him.
somethingaboutTV
Sorry, am I wrong? Is this person not extremely annoying?
shrekisourogrelord
He makes some legit music
somethingaboutTV
If you say so.
Aussieausti
Don't worry I'm with you, he is shit.
somethingaboutTV
I had never heard of him but I just looked his stuff up and my initial guess was completely right.
BeardicPerformance
Even the Hydraulic Press Channel?
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
electroBOOM is pretty good
Krioboly
"Velcome to the hudrolic press channel"
FallenButNotForgotten
VAAAT DA FUUKK
EvilTwinKirk
You got me there. I love that channel. But it's not run by a teenager either.
purpurguin
...so you hate annoying teenagers, not youtubers...
EvilTwinKirk
Maybe that's it.
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
What's the difference?
purpurguin
Have you ever been to youtube? There is literally every demographic on youtube.