Oct 12, 2017 2:04 AM
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shetlandpony
We need more pics of this particular good boye, and the puppy too.
houseofnifty
Pretty sure that doggo grows up to be the size of a smart car
CommandoPG
Those eyebrows tho.
glaedrelda
v
Rediix
Is that a bloody tibetan mastiff?
Dipityseren
What, did they stuff it with money? Putin would slap on a g-string, oil himself up and hit the pole for a crumpled handful of dollar bills.
Endocrom
Remember that time he was being interviewed by someone with a fear of dogs, then his dog "accidentally" got on set?
NitroTheChampZach
Hes being a bro and bringing him leftovers from last night
MetaVulture
At least Putin likes dogs.
irontom
"This is dog. Dog needs to be carved for meat by you." "Acceptable taste. We have deal."
Jillian21
He doesn’t deserve that pup.
percivaldanvers
Why if it isn't Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, the beloved leader of Turkmenistan.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Would work on anyone tbh
Treblaine
Hmm, not quite. Trump hates dogs.
Craoss
i hate trumps
RackhamTheRed
try it with merkl
naughtymunkey
Hey mr putin, I have brought you lunch. Why are you kissing it, baste it.
faceplacespace
Ja lyk dags?
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
That Putin scowl in the first pic tho...
heartburnisbadmkay
Putin: he better hold that pupper properly or give it to me ot it is the gulag for him!
jungleofthesenses86
HPMcDoogle
It kills me to see someone mishandle a dog like the first pic.
RagnarokStravius
I don't think Putin liked that too.
SadieJones11
Putin holds that dog with so much care.
DaggertheFox
"Is nice dog. Will kill you last."
aselleus
Why is James Brolin giving him a puppy?
Beyonceuponatime
Taking a page from kim jong un in "the interview"
BanThisIfYouDare
PUTIN IS A DICTATOR. PUTIN LOVES DOGS. HITLER WAS A DICTATOR. HITLER LOVED DOGS... CAN YOU SEE A PATTERN?
doctorbees
I love dogs. I...I'm a dictator?
MissAsgariaFartcake
Isn't there a little dictator in everyone?
PineappleMigraine
Dogs will be loyal and love you no matter how much genocide you partake in.
pancreas
yea, dogs are controlling them. Dogs are the dictators!
LitteralyHitler
nihilistdad
I'd like to get a puppy when I'm 65. That way we can die together.
FilthyRaider
Don't do that with Korea. They'd eat the fucker.
popebox123
In the west, dogs go woof. In Japan, dogs go wan. In China, dogs go sizzle.
in china they also can go wan (hint: it's the word for bowl)
MetalDucky
Greatwood
They eat fucking grass clippings because they are starving! I'd eat a damn dog in a heartbeat if i had nothing but grass to eat
ilovecake
China too. Got a horrible story about that I'll save for another time.
the one where they cook em alive?
No, it's an actual story that a friend of my boyfriend experienced. It's horrible.
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LabiaCrust
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DidaChikDumaChum
Reading those while petting my dog. Fuck those people...
warriorofdiscord
Y'all need to realize the sort of culture differences there are. How angry do you think it makes Indians seeing cows lined up for slaughter?
or all those tears shed in daesh controlled areas over all those beautiful goats
AbidiAbida
Eat what you want, no need to torture the animals, especially the beating of a PET dog on PUBLIC street. Google it, happens a lot in China.
kingofusersub
Not all tht angry since india is the #1 exporter of beef in the world
PanditGangadharVidyadharMayadharOmkarnathShastri
Almost all of Indian beef is Water Buffalo not cows
UnhappyMerchant
I'm pretty sure people here would be angry if someone took a chicken or cow into the streets and beat it to death.
So I'm allowed to be angry over people beating dogs to death in the streets. As well as just being cruel in general.
awklien
Putin loves animals
Slytherwin
There are certainly a lot of things to be said about Putin. But the man does love his dogs.
superfeathers
Does he keep them all himself or what?
pwsabre
Ramsey Bolton too!
AreThoseMyPants
http://blogs.kcrw.com/dna/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Stratigakos-Hitler-3.jpg
PleasantPeasantPheasant
The absolute worst Disney princess.
TheMightyCock
Dude, that's offensive, they're called Russians
bart2pl
tough he loves his dog waaay more then russians
JupitersWitch
Who wouldn't?
Scientificevidence
https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fear+of+canines_0962b0_4764049.jpg
FlammenSchwert
There are certainly a lot of things to be said about Putin. But the man is an asshole.
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
Always a good laugh, fuck Merkel
ImgurIsCurrentlyOverCapacity
As did Hitler
Solbion
As does Simon Cowell. Looking at the pattern here, should we be worrying about him?
vowofloudness
I also love dogs. Am I gonna be OK?
Barbarian90001
Depends, do you like Ice Cream? Because Hitler also liked Ice Cream.
fedeki
as an autocratic leader, yes.
Omegarighteous
Guys I've found hitler
realistichorsegonadbehavior
Depends. Are you currently sitting on an ergonomic office chair? Or a pile of jewish corpses?
NotThatJoeYouKnow
...I am assuming the other guy is a leader of one of the 'stans? because of the Islamic green flag with a vaguely Persian motif on the side?
mstalltree
You're winning
YourMomIsEverything
Isn't he the glorious Turkmenbashi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCYTYaQDbto
fleacollerindustry
Turkmenistan. It's worth noting that it's an ex-Soviet Republic, so it's relationship with Russia is... well, it has one.
sonianosia
you're explanation was very entertaining
WhAtAb0uT
"Oooohhhhh derka derka derka"
NPaine
Bigdaddyclean
derka derka muhammad jihad
flautista2013
Turkmenistan, I believe.
Turkmenkistan IIRC
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
That's some YuGiOh levels of complex names
vauhtihirmu
Anyone least bit interested in the weird authoritarian states that still exist today should read up on Turkmenistan.
LumpWithaLeafHat
Of the Stan Klan.
& Knuckles
GTalmighty
that fucking name though (not op's)
SmolRat
OP spelled it wrong. It’s Turkmenistan. He put an extra K in there.
trigaranus
[which name?]
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow's name, of course. The puppy-gifter's name.
#I'llallowit
BriefausdemGeist
Russian accent: I cannot wait for to show my new hound to Frau Angela in Berlin. She thought AfD was a bitch.
funnyboi
Fun Fact: Putin once brought some big ass dogs to a meeting with Merkel because he knows she's scared of dogs.
guess that's how you make friends in russia
Noroelle
In soviet Russia fear faces you
PMMEYOURGF
That’s pretty bad ass, but he is bad ass
jimmyriba
That's pretty juvenile. But as is common for dictators, he has pretty juvenile behaviour.
shetlandpony
We need more pics of this particular good boye, and the puppy too.
houseofnifty
Pretty sure that doggo grows up to be the size of a smart car
CommandoPG
Those eyebrows tho.
glaedrelda
Rediix
Is that a bloody tibetan mastiff?
Dipityseren
What, did they stuff it with money? Putin would slap on a g-string, oil himself up and hit the pole for a crumpled handful of dollar bills.
Endocrom
Remember that time he was being interviewed by someone with a fear of dogs, then his dog "accidentally" got on set?
NitroTheChampZach
Hes being a bro and bringing him leftovers from last night
MetaVulture
At least Putin likes dogs.
irontom
"This is dog. Dog needs to be carved for meat by you." "Acceptable taste. We have deal."
Jillian21
He doesn’t deserve that pup.
percivaldanvers
Why if it isn't Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, the beloved leader of Turkmenistan.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Would work on anyone tbh
Treblaine
Hmm, not quite. Trump hates dogs.
Craoss
i hate trumps
RackhamTheRed
try it with merkl
naughtymunkey
Hey mr putin, I have brought you lunch. Why are you kissing it, baste it.
faceplacespace
Ja lyk dags?
DoofusMcGillicuttyEsq
That Putin scowl in the first pic tho...
heartburnisbadmkay
Putin: he better hold that pupper properly or give it to me ot it is the gulag for him!
jungleofthesenses86
HPMcDoogle
It kills me to see someone mishandle a dog like the first pic.
RagnarokStravius
I don't think Putin liked that too.
SadieJones11
Putin holds that dog with so much care.
DaggertheFox
"Is nice dog. Will kill you last."
aselleus
Why is James Brolin giving him a puppy?
Beyonceuponatime
Taking a page from kim jong un in "the interview"
BanThisIfYouDare
PUTIN IS A DICTATOR. PUTIN LOVES DOGS. HITLER WAS A DICTATOR. HITLER LOVED DOGS... CAN YOU SEE A PATTERN?
doctorbees
I love dogs. I...I'm a dictator?
MissAsgariaFartcake
Isn't there a little dictator in everyone?
PineappleMigraine
Dogs will be loyal and love you no matter how much genocide you partake in.
pancreas
yea, dogs are controlling them. Dogs are the dictators!
LitteralyHitler
nihilistdad
I'd like to get a puppy when I'm 65. That way we can die together.
FilthyRaider
Don't do that with Korea. They'd eat the fucker.
popebox123
In the west, dogs go woof. In Japan, dogs go wan. In China, dogs go sizzle.
RackhamTheRed
in china they also can go wan (hint: it's the word for bowl)
MetalDucky
Greatwood
They eat fucking grass clippings because they are starving! I'd eat a damn dog in a heartbeat if i had nothing but grass to eat
ilovecake
China too. Got a horrible story about that I'll save for another time.
pancreas
the one where they cook em alive?
ilovecake
No, it's an actual story that a friend of my boyfriend experienced. It's horrible.
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LabiaCrust
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DidaChikDumaChum
Reading those while petting my dog. Fuck those people...
warriorofdiscord
Y'all need to realize the sort of culture differences there are. How angry do you think it makes Indians seeing cows lined up for slaughter?
RackhamTheRed
or all those tears shed in daesh controlled areas over all those beautiful goats
AbidiAbida
Eat what you want, no need to torture the animals, especially the beating of a PET dog on PUBLIC street. Google it, happens a lot in China.
kingofusersub
Not all tht angry since india is the #1 exporter of beef in the world
PanditGangadharVidyadharMayadharOmkarnathShastri
Almost all of Indian beef is Water Buffalo not cows
UnhappyMerchant
I'm pretty sure people here would be angry if someone took a chicken or cow into the streets and beat it to death.
UnhappyMerchant
So I'm allowed to be angry over people beating dogs to death in the streets. As well as just being cruel in general.
awklien
Putin loves animals
Slytherwin
There are certainly a lot of things to be said about Putin. But the man does love his dogs.
superfeathers
Does he keep them all himself or what?
pwsabre
Ramsey Bolton too!
AreThoseMyPants
http://blogs.kcrw.com/dna/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Stratigakos-Hitler-3.jpg
PleasantPeasantPheasant
The absolute worst Disney princess.
TheMightyCock
Dude, that's offensive, they're called Russians
bart2pl
tough he loves his dog waaay more then russians
JupitersWitch
Who wouldn't?
Scientificevidence
https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fear+of+canines_0962b0_4764049.jpg
FlammenSchwert
There are certainly a lot of things to be said about Putin. But the man is an asshole.
DaemonPrimarchOfTheTwelfth
Always a good laugh, fuck Merkel
ImgurIsCurrentlyOverCapacity
As did Hitler
Solbion
As does Simon Cowell. Looking at the pattern here, should we be worrying about him?
vowofloudness
I also love dogs. Am I gonna be OK?
Barbarian90001
Depends, do you like Ice Cream? Because Hitler also liked Ice Cream.
fedeki
as an autocratic leader, yes.
Omegarighteous
Guys I've found hitler
realistichorsegonadbehavior
Depends. Are you currently sitting on an ergonomic office chair? Or a pile of jewish corpses?
NotThatJoeYouKnow
...I am assuming the other guy is a leader of one of the 'stans? because of the Islamic green flag with a vaguely Persian motif on the side?
mstalltree
You're winning
YourMomIsEverything
Isn't he the glorious Turkmenbashi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCYTYaQDbto
fleacollerindustry
Turkmenistan. It's worth noting that it's an ex-Soviet Republic, so it's relationship with Russia is... well, it has one.
sonianosia
you're explanation was very entertaining
WhAtAb0uT
"Oooohhhhh derka derka derka"
NPaine
Bigdaddyclean
derka derka muhammad jihad
flautista2013
Turkmenistan, I believe.
linkinstreet
Turkmenkistan IIRC
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
That's some YuGiOh levels of complex names
vauhtihirmu
Anyone least bit interested in the weird authoritarian states that still exist today should read up on Turkmenistan.
LumpWithaLeafHat
Of the Stan Klan.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
& Knuckles
GTalmighty
that fucking name though (not op's)
SmolRat
OP spelled it wrong. It’s Turkmenistan. He put an extra K in there.
trigaranus
[which name?]
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow's name, of course. The puppy-gifter's name.
GTalmighty
trigaranus
#I'llallowit
BriefausdemGeist
Russian accent: I cannot wait for to show my new hound to Frau Angela in Berlin. She thought AfD was a bitch.
funnyboi
Fun Fact: Putin once brought some big ass dogs to a meeting with Merkel because he knows she's scared of dogs.
RackhamTheRed
guess that's how you make friends in russia
Noroelle
In soviet Russia fear faces you
PMMEYOURGF
That’s pretty bad ass, but he is bad ass
jimmyriba
That's pretty juvenile. But as is common for dictators, he has pretty juvenile behaviour.