How to suck up to Putin in four pictures

Oct 12, 2017 2:04 AM

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We need more pics of this particular good boye, and the puppy too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure that doggo grows up to be the size of a smart car

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those eyebrows tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a bloody tibetan mastiff?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, did they stuff it with money? Putin would slap on a g-string, oil himself up and hit the pole for a crumpled handful of dollar bills.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Remember that time he was being interviewed by someone with a fear of dogs, then his dog "accidentally" got on set?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hes being a bro and bringing him leftovers from last night

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least Putin likes dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"This is dog. Dog needs to be carved for meat by you." "Acceptable taste. We have deal."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He doesn’t deserve that pup.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why if it isn't Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, the beloved leader of Turkmenistan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would work on anyone tbh

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Hmm, not quite. Trump hates dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

i hate trumps

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

try it with merkl

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey mr putin, I have brought you lunch. Why are you kissing it, baste it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ja lyk dags?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Putin scowl in the first pic tho...

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Putin: he better hold that pupper properly or give it to me ot it is the gulag for him!

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It kills me to see someone mishandle a dog like the first pic.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

I don't think Putin liked that too.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Putin holds that dog with so much care.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Is nice dog. Will kill you last."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is James Brolin giving him a puppy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking a page from kim jong un in "the interview"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PUTIN IS A DICTATOR. PUTIN LOVES DOGS. HITLER WAS A DICTATOR. HITLER LOVED DOGS... CAN YOU SEE A PATTERN?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I love dogs. I...I'm a dictator?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't there a little dictator in everyone?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs will be loyal and love you no matter how much genocide you partake in.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yea, dogs are controlling them. Dogs are the dictators!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to get a puppy when I'm 65. That way we can die together.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't do that with Korea. They'd eat the fucker.

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 14

In the west, dogs go woof. In Japan, dogs go wan. In China, dogs go sizzle.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

in china they also can go wan (hint: it's the word for bowl)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

They eat fucking grass clippings because they are starving! I'd eat a damn dog in a heartbeat if i had nothing but grass to eat

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

China too. Got a horrible story about that I'll save for another time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the one where they cook em alive?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's an actual story that a friend of my boyfriend experienced. It's horrible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading those while petting my dog. Fuck those people...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Y'all need to realize the sort of culture differences there are. How angry do you think it makes Indians seeing cows lined up for slaughter?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

or all those tears shed in daesh controlled areas over all those beautiful goats

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Eat what you want, no need to torture the animals, especially the beating of a PET dog on PUBLIC street. Google it, happens a lot in China.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all tht angry since india is the #1 exporter of beef in the world

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost all of Indian beef is Water Buffalo not cows

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure people here would be angry if someone took a chicken or cow into the streets and beat it to death.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I'm allowed to be angry over people beating dogs to death in the streets. As well as just being cruel in general.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Putin loves animals

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There are certainly a lot of things to be said about Putin. But the man does love his dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 6

Does he keep them all himself or what?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ramsey Bolton too!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, that's offensive, they're called Russians

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

tough he loves his dog waaay more then russians

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Who wouldn't?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are certainly a lot of things to be said about Putin. But the man is an asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Always a good laugh, fuck Merkel

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

As did Hitler

9 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 18

As does Simon Cowell. Looking at the pattern here, should we be worrying about him?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I also love dogs. Am I gonna be OK?

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Depends, do you like Ice Cream? Because Hitler also liked Ice Cream.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

as an autocratic leader, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys I've found hitler

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Depends. Are you currently sitting on an ergonomic office chair? Or a pile of jewish corpses?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

...I am assuming the other guy is a leader of one of the 'stans? because of the Islamic green flag with a vaguely Persian motif on the side?

9 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 5

You're winning

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Isn't he the glorious Turkmenbashi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCYTYaQDbto

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turkmenistan. It's worth noting that it's an ex-Soviet Republic, so it's relationship with Russia is... well, it has one.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

you're explanation was very entertaining

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Oooohhhhh derka derka derka"

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

derka derka muhammad jihad

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Turkmenistan, I believe.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Turkmenkistan IIRC

9 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 1

That's some YuGiOh levels of complex names

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone least bit interested in the weird authoritarian states that still exist today should read up on Turkmenistan.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of the Stan Klan.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

& Knuckles

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that fucking name though (not op's)

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

OP spelled it wrong. It’s Turkmenistan. He put an extra K in there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[which name?]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow's name, of course. The puppy-gifter's name.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#I'llallowit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Russian accent: I cannot wait for to show my new hound to Frau Angela in Berlin. She thought AfD was a bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Fun Fact: Putin once brought some big ass dogs to a meeting with Merkel because he knows she's scared of dogs.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

guess that's how you make friends in russia

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

In soviet Russia fear faces you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s pretty bad ass, but he is bad ass

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

That's pretty juvenile. But as is common for dictators, he has pretty juvenile behaviour.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3