ILikeToCallItLostWages
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Sep 21, 2019 12:42 AM
ILikeToCallItLostWages
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HistoricallyMinor
I was just thinking of these the other day! My sis sold them for something in middle school and I would couch dive for change to get some
gilAwwDiver
So a new soul is about 10 bucks?
copingcabana
Why is Denzel Washington raising money selling candy bars?
TheGreatCO
Looks right to me
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
I'd say you're doing just fine
SteelTech
I'm kind of surprised those things are still a dollar.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Yo, if you can make me laugh like you just did, you can get right into my pants... And take all my money.
talkingmonkey89
I bought one of those candy bars once. Awful.
RadioZombieHazard
I'll take 5.. no wait.. 10 of milk chocolate and 5..no wait...10 of the caramel. I love them soo much.
mangogangsta
I bought a bunch from a kid on the bus and nonchalantly gave them away to homeless folk around the city. It was valentines day. They dug it
jetzzfan
Fundraiser chocolate? Sometimes you just have to let the chips hit the fan.
knifeskills
Oh my god-must have gained 5 lbs every year
SmartAssRN
You are doing parenting exactly right. Nice job! That picture is awesome! Also don't be cheap on the new soul. Spend at least tree fiddy
propagausi
$1, out in California they've been charging me $2
SteelTech
the $2 bars are apparently larger.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Bruh, I'm in LA and I'm as shocked as anyone that these are still $1
WillowSpectre
Only $1?! Oh my god. I'd have to pay $4 for smaller ones where I am.
UramboTauro
But that kid's too young for a new Kia!
tryingtolaughthroughdiarrhea
BladeTurMoiL
Hate this car. Sticks out like a sore thumb. And could swear im being stalked by one. Everytime i go out, there it is. In babyshit green.
thebrownandstickystick
No responsible parent would let their child lose their soul on a roller coaster. I'm calling CPS.
myhousesmellsliketuna
Losing your soul is a vaccine injury /s
Readicti
I did chores around the house for months to raise the money so I could buy all of my own chocolate and no one had to know I didn’t sell any
EmersonTheOdd
Back in my day, we only sold Almond "Worlds Finest" Chocolate....sold....forced to sell. And we liked it.
Imjusthereforrecipes
Even fundraising for a good cause you usually you don’t want to show the $1 price tag on the box when you resell them at $1 apiece
DrRad
Kid should be ginger now.
FrijolesTheGreat
TisIChenoir
It was so intense she turned redhead? Man I want to know where this RC is!
BananaFarm
Them caramels are the shit...seriously only talkin bout them candy bars
battyballondore
Anyone else see a young denzel??
Ryzanify
hereiamihavenoideawhatimdoing
ThepJup
no
ImBoredouttamyskull
My co-worker's kids sell $13-15 little pots of flowers. No candy bar (*sob*)
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Thoughts and Prayers
MotherSekmet
I just spent like 30$ on these at my work. I feel like school fundraisers are contributing to my diabetes.
JackSnipTheTailor
I feel ya. I got 2 nieces in girl scouts cookie time is crazy. I also have a few nieces/nephews w/school fundraisers around the same
ILikeToCallItLostWages
At least you spent money willingly. The gimmick now is they make parents pay for everything up front then try to earn it back themselves.
SardonicGrin
Holy shit! That's awful! I remember my kids doing that. Then my oldest had the bright idea to buy cheap candy and sell it for profit. 1/2
SardonicGrin
Her school shut her down because she was competing with the vending machines and it violated the school's contract with the vendor.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Girl after my own heart. I did that exact same shit until my school sent a letter home with the word "grifting" in it
FunkyMonk8675309
Man those chocolate bars got smaller over the years. Those Carmel ones are my favorite though I'll take 3
MuseMatar
Oh dang now I see it. I thought they were slotted in sideways like books in a bookshelf. Damn.
InsertHereTitleOfYourSextape
Or is it you that is going bigger...
FunkyMonk8675309
Well I did just lose 10lbs it does look a lil bigger ?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Things are getting smaller and more expensive at the same time. I'm saving up for a midget prostitute now....
MadJackMcJack
Shrinkflation, it's all the rage!
TheBengalKatLady
Fucking buy the whole box and freeze them. And the Girl Scout cookies. I don’t even give a shit, they’re worth it.
freckledkink
I always bought the box of them for myself. I had problems.
8BitDinosaur
My dad would always buy the box then "take them to work". He ate them.
TheFeralDog
Ya well I remember when candy bars went on sale bring 4 for a dollar and on rare occasions 5 for a dollar. Now 2 for a dollar is a good sale
Shamwowser
Few years ago the local school was doing 1 for a dollar
Caerphilian1
CarAmel
FunkyMonk8675309
I'm a lil slow
idontfuckinknow
Cant upvote enough
ILikeToCallItLostWages
That's a no from me dawg. Team CARmel
FuryM0nk
i’ll take a few crunch ones while we’re at it too
ILikeToCallItLostWages
People sleep on the crunch ones so much
Deadpixels94
Yeah use to be wider. but hey, the cost of materials go up so does the price. in this case, less materials.
beerlady
Dont taste the same either.
ramshackleackle
Mmmmh, palm oil.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
They go all the way to the edge of the box! Just had to get the sign placement right.
antman2988
Yeah but they used to be wider back in the day.
FunkyMonk8675309
Exactly!!!!!
FunkyMonk8675309
For sure I just remember selling them when I was younger and they were a Lil bigger. Those are so good.
mydadhasaharrypotter
The were way bigger!
1776Pancakes
That’s what she said
IveBeenToGroningen
Maybe you were just smaller and your perspective is off :)
TheHawkRules
I thought that was a winky face and almost labeled this as heresy.
DracoSicarius
This
onecowboytoo
No they used to be wider. Like almost twice as wide.
Imhereforthelurking
That's some Cadbury creme egg gaslighting there, good sir and/or madam...or Apache helicopter....fuckit.
FunkyMonk8675309
Ha yes indeed either way I could so go for a couple of those!
IveBeenToGroningen
My favorite were always the caramilk bars. We got coupons for every box we sold and got to put them in for a raffle for prizes at school
deba94
Someone send him some already!
Shitheid
I think you can buy them at GFS if you’re in the Midwest/parts of Canada