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Thesinglemosteviltexastoast
#15 then perish
ToasterDent
#15 is grounds for an annulment
GuyleDoucheFieldReporter
bartybastly
Aw shit she talkin to da trash can!
ScarecrowSticks
deadlysneeze
You've got red on you.
NauticalOtter
TheGame21x
No one hates Midwesterners like other Midwesterners.
TheDogfart
Dun dun meme should have included jaws
LordOfNapTime
copperdomebodhi
Here's the 867-5309 reference. You kids get off my lawn now. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo
ilhares
A slice of my youth in that song. Beloved Jenny P. did not appreciate it as we males did.
EroticZombiePants
#20 Look at Indiana thinking they have things in their state.
CrazyforRAMU
#10: Asking candidates to guess the price of milk used to be a fun tradition before we gave up all pretense of them being regular people.
TheVest
Nothing to do in Ohio? You've got freakin' Cedar Point and King's Island for crying out loud. XD
Terrence92
But Ohio has Kings Island.
zarathon
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN FLASH AHHHAHHH
FlatPlutoSociety
#15 I would also rather die alone than marry a fucking Barstool Sports dork. God, what a fucking cesspool.
thebeastial1
#20 Oh, That's rich, coming from Fort Wayne, INDIANA! Hoosier Commoner.
FuseyTV
#10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_higXixRA The richest man on the planet, quite interesting, he has no idea about the value of items.
MeezerStandardTime
I have done 95% of the shopping in the households I have lived in as an adult, and having never bought any of those things would have left
MeezerStandardTime
the audience very disappointed. Those Tide pods are fucking expensive!
theGrantimus
#1 Is the only acceptable(or drunk) excuse that I will accept from an adult going to McDonald's then not knowing what they want once there.
RunDevilRun007
#5 - I feel personally attacked right now.
doomscrollerextroadinaire
I felt that Excel one to my core.
wittybnut
I’m Linda.
TopherE
Girthy dump, felt guud
rodrigosanchez
I can't stand this "no worries" line people have adopted. It's flippen maddening.
askfreud
No worries, I didn’t mean to make you mad
jodes003
Aw, I say it all the time :( But no worries, man
PRFar33
#34 really upset I know what this is
rampartfranklin
Righteous dump
SuedeCaramel
I am here to represent that as a Disney fan with young kids, I find Florida to be both an ideal vacation and a hellish pit of despair.
SuedeCaramel
Entirely concurrently.
skooksies
#46 with my powers of cold water and nonabrasive handsoap, I could commit so many murders probably
EroticZombiePants
#5 Actually quite a few serial killers were known as being very charming and sociable.
lemmonjello
I was going to say like the vampire of Sacramento but he was terribly mentally ill I cant think of many others
jazzfactory
Used to love when people would come in high to Chipotle and be like “Uhhhh........................can I get a bowl?” So I could be like:
jazzfactory
“Kinda looks like you already had one.”
nyavanya
That would fuck me up if I was hella stoned. That's hilarious, holy fuck.
jazzfactory
Yeah then usually the person would laugh and not be able to order for 5 minutes.
TorvusBull
#27 I was doing an escape room and one of the number combinations was '8675.' I said '309.' One person laughed.
EmanonInverse
I have no idea what the numbers represent! What am I missing?
DarkAshelin
Apparently an old famous 80s song
EmanonInverse
Thanks, now I won't be driving myself mad pondering it!
Gohomejim
Song by tommy tutone. How old are you out of curiosity, I wanna see if the meme is correct
EmanonInverse
35, but I only feel somewhere around 70.
jennyb82
"867-5309" older song by tommy Tutone.
EmanonInverse
Thanks muchly sir! I am once again back in the loop. Terrific.
ImperfectDad
Jenny... Nice. Lol.
antigiraffe
It's an older song that I can't remember the name of. Just google the numbers if you want to hear it!
EmanonInverse
Someone filled me, and I'm currently enjoying the song! Thanks buddy!
uniqueflowsnake
filled you with what?
EmanonInverse
In! So much that I was filled to the very brim with in. I was filled in is what I meant to say. I didn't catch that error at all until now!
jaydawgx7
Kids are really getting questions on tests about how to get followers on the interwebs?
EroticZombiePants
This is the modern world. Kids now get taught internet etiquette lest they turn into us.
askfreud
Idk who downvoted you, but they’re not one of us
jaydawgx7
Does this mean they're being taught how to get followers?
ninjafox0419
I assume for marketing purposes they would teach that.
BendOverAndIllShowYa
I dint know what those lines represent? Can someone explain...
TheNutThatRunsTheNuthouse
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onikame
Five big black dudes, little white girl on a couch
jennyb82
BendOverAndIllShowYa
Oh shit. Gotcha. That’s awesome.
copperdomebodhi
Google Piper Perri Meme
catmonger
OH.
Madejyalook
The next question is about cyber bullying, so it's probably a lesson on digital citizenship.
Madejyalook
I wouldn't be surprised if the expected answer is something that's seen as negative.
Manhoarder
a what now? digital citizenship? dfuq is that
Madejyalook
It's how to be safe on the internet and also not be a dick. Check out https://beinternetawesome.withgoogle.com/en_us for an example.
Tajik
I just woke up and im an idiot. Someone explain #34 to me. The following on the web one.
ilhares
LordOfNapTime
Porn. One girl in front on a couch and bunch of dudes in the background. Deep level 7 internet meme.
Tajik
Ahhh, yea. Now i get it. Thanks