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Aug 6, 2016 7:02 AM
sehnaoui
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Idk shouldnt the science one be physics instead?
Dreadric
slam the table and see which one falls
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Science looks cooler.
Jedijudo
Is there a photo shop?
MeanCupcake
ORCNOTPORK
In this scenario science is less effective and costs more. That duct tape will keep those forks there until the end of time, no maintenance.
NoFudge
Those pictures are horrible representations of science and engineering
Wardo
Without scince there is no engineering.
PwnageHobo
scince when?
FingersInTheDirt
BlinkWay
idrinkcheapbeer
I never understood this. Design, approval, fabrication, installation, O&Ms, As-Builts, etc..... all part of engineering in my world.
acmeyakko
The difference between science and engineering is possibility and feasibility.
jimcake
I don't think you know what science means.
gimmefive
Why did you crop out architecture?
The701
First, science to figure out how the thing works. Then, if that turns out to be impractical, make it practical, by force if necessary.
Kidiri
"Calculations say it should work. Make it so." - scientist to engineer
Phantom0808
Manufacturing to engineer "what kinda crack are these scientists smoking that will never hold up"
theluckysuccess
Project Management to all: Client asked us if you could make it with 2 lines that are parallel to each other and intersect.
The701
Result: Warp engines.
3142
That's just a hack job! A real engineer would design and machine a modular fork retention system out of a solid block of titanium
Phantom0808
And his machinist would hate him for choosing titanium
IWasHereFirst
Engineering has to safe guard against users. Science doesn't
RunningGivesRuns
Bingo
GreenAce92
haha BOOM! That was electricity bitch! Science! *she's dead*
aldinord
Oppenheimer disagrees
rabaal
Engineering is the profession where the lazier you are, the better you'll be at figure out the fastest and easiest way to get it done
Mayhaveshatmyself
I think you have grossly underestimated my laziness.
Riddiculous
As an engineer, yes. +1
spookytwigg
Necessity is the mother of invention, but laziness is definitely the father.
DaMinah1337
Then I guess I'm becoming an engineer
BugEyedLemur
Laziness breeds efficiency... or is it the other way around? I don't know.
LordTickleDick
I like to think of it as efficacy rather than laziness haha
cousteau
According to my dad, "an engineer is someone who does for 100,000 what any idiot could do for 1,000,000"
Bataleonimages
As an engineer, I'd never bothered to figure this out for myself
ultrarunningawayfromyou
I should've been an engineer. I constantly get compliments at work for this..
mildlyabusive
I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do it. -Bill Gates
Zokalwe
As an engineer turned scientist, laziness will serve you well in science too.
codemavin
As an engineer, this is 100% correct. Have my upvote!
QuantumSupersexposition
Under-engineered comment. 0 pts
slightlybored
As a failed engineer, there is such a thing as too lazy
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Work smart, not hard!
Junktrunkjunkie
Don't work when you can build/program something else to do it for you.
AndImRonBurgundy
Work smart, and hard
MagnorCriol
"It's not laziness, it's *efficiency*."
JoshLeijs
You're not an engineer lol
MagnorCriol
I am, actually.
JoshLeijs
No way, same!
Misschef
It's the same for IT
IUnderstoodThatReferenceDotGif
Not really, you may find out the fastest way to do it once, but often doing the hard work means saving time later (tools/automation etc)
RickC137
Depends, I build / design really complex infrastructures, the clients usually want to try to save money though.
TiredOfTheBS
False. My lazy coworkers are just lazy, and the lazy way is usually half assed
tekknoire
In my experience there's two kinds of lazy in IT. The ingenious, find the most efficient way to solve a problem type, and the normal kind.
SuckItBlue
"We're having DNS issues." "eh, just add this into the hosts file." Laziness can be dangerous.