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Apr 27, 2016 8:10 AM
NlGHTW0LF
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2024
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justactlikewedontknoweachother
thoroughly enjoyed the can opener one
jtrobinson2
Roast you? Baby, I want to hard boil you. ????????
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
I just put a roast in the oven. If you cook it slow all day it's really good.
MrPredator
Meradactyle
The roasting is done on Reddit, assfuck.
MrPredator
I know twat waffle! I'm commenting here cause I don't go to reddit.
overnightbromance
Sid the Sloth's sister...SAVAGE but also totally true
ToastedFreak
I want a roast. I'm hungry!
Marikhen
#4 Should've had a, "You two look cute for a couple guys dressing out of their sisters' closets." cont.
Marikhen
#6 is a tossup between "Wailord, use Bodyslam!" and, "I'd roast you but I'm on a low fat diet, and it's illegal to eat hippo in my state."
Moonkey
Some of the recurring themes are so lame and uncreative. Brown skin = terrorist, woman = promiscuous. Not tailored to the person at all
mighteee
Yeah, but then you get the one-off's that are just... Just so brutal.
DJThuglifeSupreme
the Sid's sister one had some wit and got a laugh out of me
periwinklepanda
I really dislike these.
losviking
The "roast = food roast haha cause they're fat" thing has been being done since roasts begun.
beardandbrew
I don't know why but I find eyes that are wide apart very, very sexy
AdaMR96
So the opposite of a Jew?
iampurplelungs
How do I become a Reddit roaster?
spoon89
Go to https://www.reddit.com/r/roastme If you have a reddit account you just start dropping bombs if not sign up and bombs away.
iampurplelungs
Thank you!
JanaJustinsdottir
No one is going to tell girl #2 to calm the fuck down with the skin blurring? She blurred off her nose, and jaw line. Jesus.
W0LFCola
that pizza face kid looks like one of those ppl who spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look like Bieber....
Adio02
Roasting is meant to tease people and poke fun not to destroy people. Fucking brutal.
Themanman
@soalsteil
Squidley9
But it's not Sunday
Ralpheroo
mhmmm roasted parsnips
helagos
#11 looks like she put "gendervoid foxkin demiqueer" on job apps and still expects to get hired.
GabrielFlood
Cancer survivor here. To me she clearly looks like an in-progress chemo patient. Hair is often a choice; eyebrows, less so.
wideeyeddoe
Yeah she has no lashes or anything poor girl.
gravyandfries
Technically they should, with our laws no one should be turned away based off gender. (Even though I agree its completely ridiculous)
Rapiecage
the joke is she would sound insane and likely to stab someone over "Misgendering" "her".
regsasouras
Dont call it 'her'/'she'!!! You're imposing gender roles you cisexual patriarchial asshole! [stabs you]
revcleo
Have any people actually stabbed anyone over misgendering?
Rapiecage
Honestly? Probably. People are weird.
revcleo
It'd be in the news, it just looks like people are freaking out over situations which don't exist.. unlike trans people getting killed
gravyandfries
I know what the joke was, I was just pointing out the actually factual part of it, that Im confident many people do not grasp.
Rapiecage
but the actual supposed gender doesn't factor in at all. It's like saying you're (eating people)gender.
TitaTitanium
What the hell, man?
R3ADER
She might have the eyes of the alien in Splice but man is she fine.
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
#6 savage AF! But it was the only one that made me literally LOL
skinnymyman
Why do people do this to themselves?
NanoSwarmer
I haven't done it, but I wouldn't be adverse to getting roasted. It's important for one to know their own flaws.
TheMostModestMouse
To get verified on the subreddit.
BubblesSayingDecent
I don't know why the other replys are so deep because it's probably just that they have a good sense of humour and can take a joke.
azazyel
I don't know why people put pictures of themselves on the internet in the first place.
fantapantsmcfatty
I would do this for a laugh. It's like getting a caricature done, they point out your flaws and it's funny.
Spadey
Honestly I think the only reason I haven't is because I don't have a reddit account.
TheDrCrotch
Step one: Make Reddit account. Step two: get roasted. Step three: profit
fantapantsmcfatty
I've got a reddit account too lazy to go in there, reset password, upload a picture. What if the only give me a lame one.
NinjaHorseHasPotato
If you can take a hit it can actually be pretty funny.. Did one myself, and laughed my ass off seeing the responses
Meck
I think it can help you to get over your insecurities. Acknowledging them is the first step. If you can take those insults you´re confident
disgr4ce
Because they're confident enough in themselves and like a laugh?
halosk8ingking
or (when fixable) need anger to help spark drive to fix it? i scream fuck you you to people who made fun of me while lifting
SwissElectrician
isnt that just some kind of meme and people go like "look how i got burned, im so cool!"
QuackNate
I did mine because I thought it was funny and I don't give a fuuuuck. Someone told me I look like a balloon that rapes people. It was great!
321Guesswho
I feel that's it. People sometimes take roasts too seriously a good insult is funny for everyone. A bad one just shows they suck at roasting
QuackNate
Here's mine. https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/3gznag/hi_do_the_thing/
awwwyisssdasgood
Haha I am tempted. I think it would be funny.
corneliusgansevoort
If you're about to start teaching at a new inner city school and need to start working on comebacks in advance.
redfactor4
Oddly specific
PartyHatGladOS
Oddly accurate.
Incidentally
I dunno, personally I don't find myself particularly attractive and I sure as hell don't take myself seriously. That's at least one reason.
AzaellexTytalus
Because getting negative attention still means someone is paying attention to you.
TitaTitanium
Now im sad
FunFactsFromGermany
Came here to post this. Now I need to delete my comment. Great.
FestWestern
The only accurate answer
opentokix
They want to self harm, but are so weak this and a pepercut is all the can handle.
Coyote8
Rather have a razor slice me open than a paper cut...
BasicBitchesGetStitches
Le pepercut oui oui
Boufus
Hon hon titty croissant pepercut ballet hon hon hon
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
omg you guys
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Is #2 a Realdoll?
Textuality
She definitely has a little bit of Uncanny Valley going. The way she's done her makeup makes her look very plastic-y. It's kinda creepy.
theradlobster
I was thinking more of a CPR training dummy
Majawat
No, those are white, the only race you'd actually try to save. /r/iamgoingtohellforthis
asmallcat
God that marine one was FUCKING BRUTAL.
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
RIGHT?
tyrfin
Well, he's probably a lying liar-face anyway. Private and a coach? That skate shit goes to LCpl and above, generally.
Linhtendo
he is not lying. he prooooved it in an older post.
jimminycrocket12
Probably not a private, just took his chevron off for the range.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
I know I couldn't be a coach until I was a lance corporal.
RedFiveStandingBy
Thought his last name was "Butter" not Butler.
tyrfin
Me, too.
spookyu
I've known or met at least 3 different Bulters in different branches while I was enlisted, none related but they where all weirdly insecure
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
You don't take your chevrons off to shoot? But yeah he's lying because that's clearly coaches course, coaches don't actually shoot.
tyrfin
On table 2, I guess.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Why not on table 1? They're just as likely to get scratched to shit on Monday as they are on Friday.
tyrfin
No flak on table 1. It was never scratching that annoyed me, it was having them ripped out when I took off my MTV/buffalo/w/ever.