brandonbruce
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harbor fright camera
and
it's
stuck
not promising
at least I delivered!
today's date
the door alone is like 100 pounds!
wispyzor
i went most viral on imgur, so i got that going for me, which is nice...
Hexofin
How dare you leave that plastic unpeeled in that first picture.
PolakOfTheCentury
Closure. Thank you
iUsedToHaveANameIStillDoButIUsedToToo
Not empty. You just unleashed a bunch of evil spirits.
DQ2011
DISAPPOINTED!
Knifegill
Fright
AnthonyBlumpkins
Well it is the right month for it...
LordBaronvonVaderham
May this be a lesson for future safe posts. Delivering will yield upvotes.
UnstableProductions
We are still waiting for one guy who found bullets in a secret room.There was a safe there also AND he said the locksmith is coming today...
zipykido
Dear diary, today OP was pretty cool
nrkst
I read this in Baby Cakes voice.
PorkchoppSandwiches
Why are you disappointed, there was a blue dust pan in it!
brandonbruce
Haha, that was from dollar store for clean up.
BrynCoughlan
not even a spider. sigh...
Photofaggins
Good job op for delivering. Upvotes are your treasure.
PitbullsPublicist
holy fucking shit! BRUH! why did you destroy a hamilton safe ? THOSE THINGS ARE WORTH MILLIONS!
brandonbruce
Plot twist, I was very careful to NOT distroy it. It's currently upside down in these photos. New sheet metal inside and bam!
ricochet66
Made by the Mosler Safe Company (no longer) 3 blocks from my house
e54d
OP delivered. OP OP OP!
Dabachusetts
OP's stashed the cash and weapons.. then put it in a bigger safe. but screw you guys heres this sexy empty box of nothing he found, honest.
bluepumathuglife
Upvote for delivering
asherdmom
jesus man, your writing is worse than mine! thank you for delivering though
terriblethunderlizards
i like that you delivered.
BobaPhat
I like that no one cares what you like.
SethRah
sadly it did not ;p
philosorapstar
Yeah, upvote for opening.
GloriousShinyBastard
Yeah but where did you hide the clover Yancy?
LordBaronvonVaderham
May this be a lesson for future safe posts. Delivering will yield upvotes.
DrClaww
Nobody here cares it was empty, everyone here feels satisfied with @OP delivery
BeaverVonMonsterjam
Thanks alot, Geraldo...
zac677
Refreshing to see one of these end realistically.
acctforreddit
DAMMIT JERRY!
chaosascends
So OP, next thing...how are you going to destroy that vault in your basement?
brandonbruce
... I don't have a basement
CreatureV2
Upvote for opening. Good job OP!
whafteycrank
Growing up 10 minutes from Hamilton, Ohio; I could have told you this safe would be full of dissapointment. Surprised there's no drugs tho.
jarredsutherland
Hamiltucky!
HowieFisterbottom
Grew up in Fairfield Township. Hamil-bama was always good for at least one SMH per day.
EatsWithHerElbowsOnTheTable
Grew up in Middletown!
CaitlynJennersBallsack
Me too!
EatsWithHerElbowsOnTheTable
Know any Gentrys?
CaitlynJennersBallsack
Pretty sure I went to school with one or two, the name is definitely familiar.
CaitlynJennersBallsack
Pretty sure I went to school with one or two, the name is definitely familiar.
EatsWithHerElbowsOnTheTable
Probably my brothers. Van and Matt.
Fsac
Should have shaken it first.
brandonbruce
It's like 500 pounds!
Fsac
So, challenge accepted?
brandonbruce
I struggled to get that bitch off the trailer!
jetblue7
locked safes are sent by the devil to distract you from finding jesus
jediprincess
i knew it!
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
I thought that was gingers.
jitspoe
But Jesus safes!
Attacker732
No, locked safes are sent as an excuse to use dynamite.
Atharaphelun
Jesus is sent to distract you from finding the g-spot.
Aerotank2000
Good thing I'm Jewish... Sorry ladies I'm taken.
Seven7greens
It's in my butt.
hadoeken
Funny, I seriously have one in mine too
brandonbruce
I delivered, sorry it's not filled with treasure, but sometimes locked safes will be empty.
howjom
good because I really had HOPE OOOF DELIVERANCE
Aelinsaar
You delivered. You're a hero.
swatz
Sure, you know the IRS isn't going to count this as proof, you'll still have to pay capital gains on all that loot.
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supersmashsisters
What does this have to do with anything
LadyMoto
We still use a Hamilton safe at work, motorcycle shop that started in the 50's
mambloo
Plot twist... Op took the treasure and fooling imgur.
uhhhnick
You should have tried to have someone unlock it instead of destroying it, a safe like that could have scored some good cash from a collector
brandonbruce
Lock smith said he would charge me 600 to get into it, and he told me only way was to drill in the door.
ModernDayBabaYaga
Can I have that door... for reasons?
imjakefromstatefarm
Good on you +1 for delivering
copingcabana
They should call these "outs."
TooFastTim
they are always empty on imgur and Reddit.
OddOod
Sell it for scrap! Could get a couple hundred for it
XenoHorse
You can make it up to us by peeling the plastic from the drill in the first photo. :D
genieofthelamp
Lol drill. Check again
brandonbruce
It's a 90 dollar camera, I didn't want to risk scratching with flying cement.
Flymolo30
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault...
aap71
something, something assault
TraitorousTrump3
The hype was though.
WombatTheMad
OP the treasure was your delivery.
midnightstrife
"Sometimes locked safes will be empty" I don't know why I find that beautiful.
ModernDayBabaYaga
reminds me of my heart
100percentuseless
I feel like that quote could become a saying, akin to "a bird in hand..." etc.
Lesterbro
Cmon. Just tell us what was in there.
052e
if a pizza delivery guy showed up at your door with an empty box would you still clap for him?
NeuroMortis
Only if the delivery guy apologized that it wasn't filled with treasure and explained that sometimes pizza boxes are empty.
052e
this is a valid point I'd clap for that
Complicity1812
Dude, I need to know how much money that tub of pennies was, the ammo could fetch a decent amount too. Mainly the pennies though, please...
HeadMotherFuckerInCharge
I think this is a different guy
brandonbruce
Lol, wrong guy. Mine was a yellow brick, his was under staircase.
Complicity1812
Wow, lol, moderately embarrassing. I guess I just assumed they were the same because posts with safes are so uncommon.
brandonbruce
You are like the10th guy asking about the ammo. To help other viewers, scroll up a second to see yellow brick, not ammo boxes