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Sep 7, 2014 9:19 PM
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Truth
Killbride
My reality is now my expectations.
ChurroBandit
As someone with long, naturally curly hair: this is my life.
Baconsaur
As it is mine, friend.
RGoods110
I thought she was using a lollipop to brush her hair, then I realized it was actually stuck *logs off*
DreamCatcher01
So true.
Harumochi7
I have naturally curly hair and mousse works great for me. As long as it has adequate time to air dry. I only comb it after a shower.
SlagathorDeb
I have this hair. I can confirm the above is 100% true -- especially the hair in the wind in my mouth...blech.
thereoncewasapenguin
The accuracy hurts.
goodguyC
Cut it short! I for one really dig girls with short hair! http://imgur.com/ZiwNUyz
00tj
Why did I read "expectation" and "reality" under each pic
magicalmexican
The problem is, the expectations are too high in the commercials.
TrixiHobbitz
The problem is, those models have professional stylists doing their hair that know what they're doing
ninmonkey
But it said my shampoo will give me orgasms.
PlaidCarrots
The source: http://c-cassandra.tumblr.com/
FaceOfBeaux
Moisturize me.
HaloReclaimer
I like the girl on the right every time
watchesuall
And don't forget the 'crunchiness' of gel, when it dries. Like wearing a wig cleverly disguised as hair, but made up entirely of cellophane.
wandergeist
Try got2be "chaotic fiber gum" (the blue tub) -- it provides hold but stays pliable rather than crunchy
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
This is the most accurate description of hair gel. Thank you.
HavingABadDay
OH YES. I end up trying hair gel every now and then, even though it always ends up badly. How is it supposed to feel other than cellophane?!
LightStriker
But I prefer girls with short hairs. :(
ArbyBlack
Oh my Lord, you are a beautiful minority. I always feel self conscious that men won't like it but refuse to grow it out
rylecx
Personally I like girls with long hair, and when it looks healthy or maintained it shows some of personality too (too much can be vain tho)
LeftCollectionBlueBird
As a short haired girl, I will never ever ever ever ever grow it out. Although keeping a side shave is a bit pesky.
IdrisElbow
The way you pluralized 'hairs' makes it seem like you prefer girls with short body hair :/
Getouttaherewithyourcoldfeet
This holds true for short hair too!
Raziya
Nice to see :P My husband would rather I grow mine out but I hate long hair! Short hair rules!
yoanayee
My husband likes it long too just because he loves to pull on it during sex... I miss my short hair :(
Anrack
As a guy, girls with short hair are the biggest turn on for me.
goodguyC
My brother calls me a lesbian because I love girls with short hair...
Anrack
Are-are you a girl?
goodguyC
Nope...
NormalNorman
Raven from teen titans was a heavy influence for me.
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goodguyC
I've got a Sinead O'Connor fetish...sooooooo
Anrack
Long enough for a comb over?
OldManJenkins494
there are a surprising number of comments from people who don't have this hair
Blarghityblargh
Oh good, it's not just me.
Nod3rator
TIL I have a thing for reality hair
thewildplum
As a girl with similar hair, THIS IS SO SO ACCURATE.
TheOtherOncomingStorm
HellfireJags
As a guy with long naturally curly hair. Yeah, the first one. Every fucking day.
seasonsofclarity
I've only just started getting long, somewhat curly hair. And god its so true.
MyxlPlyxl
I've though about cutting it because it isn't worth it, but I think it actually is. I'm not sure.
RoundThreeFIGHT
Mousse while wet. That's been my solution. Looks like I used a curling iron.If I don't mousse it, I look like the hippie teacher from Recess
alittletainted
As a girl with some curls, blow-dryers are the devil.
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
As a girl... Yes.
Kisskissfish
Right?! ALL of it!
Charlielicious
super accurate, but omg the blowdrier one is my life.
NoDirectionHome
As a girl who's never used gel, hairspray, rollers, or mousse, idk. Why put so much effort into hair, it's just hair
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
I've tried all of them at least once in my youth, but I pretty much just pony tail it these days
ThrowingBeesAtDragons
Yep. My hair also attracts bird and lollypops.
stresstwig
mine eats pencils. i can't put any pencils behind my ears. they disappear into my hair.
ThrowingBeesAtDragons
Mine's not quite that curly, haha.
stresstwig
mine isn't even really curly, it's more like a crazy wave. it's just super thick. my pony tails are 2" across and HEAVY.
ThrowingBeesAtDragons
When you stop and think about it, hair is weird...
stresstwig
dude. hair is SO weird.
Gnorknik
Also, if you have a wedding to go to, your hair is an absolute mess; if you spend the day with Netflix on the couch, it's freaking amazing.
cacagogol
I'd give a hearty welcome to this netflix on my couch. Doing it all day without messing with your hair, amazing indeed.
LordOfTheDoge86
Take the 1000th like.
BeeziBee90
My exact weekend!!!
ratherlargecookieofdoom
I read this as "watch netflix on the couch to make your hair amazing for a wedding the next day".... le sigh.
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Hair all day at work=ass. Get home and pull hoodie over head=runway hair.
tkdbell
It's sad how true this is. I'll never win the battle with my hair
bmw5st
Same thing with makeup. Quick makeup application before running to walmart=fashion model. Wedding makeup=Shrek.
davebaretta
Seriously, people make these Shrek jokes ogre and ogre again.
releasetheboobs
Shrek is life
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Shrek is love
Ishckibblem
I just...I cannot upvote this enough. Someone else understands. :')
Randersuarus
And heaven forbid you throw on some lip gloss... Hair sticking everywhere.
nermando
Ah, but as you realise that it's all about not fussing and take it easy before you go to a business meeting you're just as fucked.up.
thewildplum
Yeah! All full of volume and perfectly tousled. DAMMIT.
DeadGirlSuperstar
So fucking true.
javaMakesMeAnxious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJnUUEKBpIk&list=UUKHi7M_11VJmLZSq4WNHSkg
mediaman73
Was going to post this if no one else did. Well done.
CaffeinatedSlacker
As a long haired guy, I understand most of this too well.
Isureamdrunk
You and me both brother! \m/
PiotrTheGreat
As a former long-hair myself, I do, too
moodytravesty
as a short haired guy, I call long haired guys ma'am. accidently. repeatedly.
Freshoffthegoat
As a newly long-haired guy, I, too, understand most of this too well.
ExDeuce
As a guy with hair down to the small of my back and just lets it grow, fuck the wind.
TheStinkyPossum
As a woman with short to medium hair...mmmm I love me a long haired gentleman.
TheStinkyPossum
Is that weird?
MagikHands
As another long haired guy, if you are walking into the wind it's great. Any other direction is horrible.
sunnyhoney1992
Long hair, you say? Well, hello. ;) How you doin?
Osper
And then there's pulling your hair out from under your neck when you sleep so you don't get too hot.
adam1111
As another long haired guy, ponytail. Problem solved.
aksfjh
As a former long haired guy who is going bald, you all make me sad :(
ninmonkey
Shrek is life. Uh, I got lost.
IDisregardYourOpinionAndInsertMyOwn
Another long haired fellow here. I have to drive with sunglasses on when the windows are down so my hair doesn't impale my eyeballs
Comcody336
As a long haired guy, is normal to feel like this whenever it's windy? http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3430059/Bliss.gif
sebastianbernardvolvo
you and me both, buddy.
Gram2021
Naturally curly haired guy here and it's ridiculous. Ive tried to shop for product, but I might as well be asked to perform surgery. No idea
Dirtayyy
Naturally curly haired girl here, I gave up on looking for the perfect products and chopped it off.
SgtCookie111
Same hair, got a solution. When you're in the shower, brush the conditioner through your hair. Keep brushing till you can run your 1/?
SgtCookie111
fingers through it and not snag. Once you've brushed it all through, rinse it out and brush it snag-free again. Let your hair dry 2/?
SgtCookie111
naturally and it "should", depending on how long your hair is, go into perfect corkscrew curls. At this point apply hairspray and 3/?
SgtCookie111
Bob's you're uncle. I'm also a guy, BTW.
TheCastawayCosmic
As a long haired guy, it looks great wet. It's just drying and reality that run it.
Tathlibash
upvotes for all muh fellow longhaired guys.
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
As a long haired guy who mostly just grows hair and doesn't really do anything with it, wind is the only one of these I've ever experienced.
yfronus
Have you ever had your hair try to murder you by going into your throat? Happens to me all the time.
MrPredator
It kind of creeps me out that 3 hairdressers, probably flattering me since I'm going bald at 31, say I have hair women would kill for.
ninmonkey
Sounds like a threat.
shorterthantherest
I'm a former long haired guy, pony tail was the easiest option.
Veit
As a really long haired guy, I gave up on it all five years ago and have just had what my female friends call a "fuck-it ponytail."
pandorafalters
Bun at home, braid everywhere else. Takes about 20 minutes because of 8 1/2 years without even a trim.
CaffeinatedSlacker
Understandable, especially when hitting the gym, I've learned the value of that and a hoodie to protect your hair from the benches.
Stalfosed
I gave mine up about a year ago. Got tired of the bullshit after 15+ years
Gryphacus
Cutting my hair was the best thing I've ever done for myself. Completely changed my image of myself, in a very good way.
Harmonex
It's weird because growing my hair was what gave me a positive image, then I liked myself more after cutting it.
Harmonex
Even funnier is that I really didn't understand how uncomfortable long hair was until after trying to sleep with it short. Or shower.
Harmonex
I had it long for about 8 years. Since the end of high school.
Gryphacus
Ditto.
blitherypoop
As a woman with hair that I can tuck into my back pockets...me too.
CondescendingCunt
Get a haircut, hippie.
brocoly
sup
pintDMG
There are dozens of us!
AcadianBacon
I had that. I cut it off, too much hassle, and it was a pain to get to bed 'cause I had really thick hair.
TheFailMaster
Same here. Cut all mine off after four years without
Veit
Mine is very thin (I'm a redhead), so it's just preternaturally tangled. Gonna cut it off soon and donate it, when I get the time.
Graylinfaux
Redhead hair is thicker than all other colors of hair...
Veit
Redheads have about 90,000 hairs on their head, which is about 20,000 fewer than brunettes and 50,000 fewer than blondes.
AcadianBacon
I've now replaced my long mane with a big fluffy beard! :D
AcadianBacon
Mine was a few feet long (went below my butt) and I had my hair stylist friend donate it when she cut it off. c:
Veit
Mine's just barely to my butt now. I'm looking forward to having a lighter head!
possiblytheprettiest
As someone attracted to long hair guys, hello ;)
IDisregardYourOpinionAndInsertMyOwn
Sup?
mrcanadier
;)
HerpestonMcDerping
Hello m'lady http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/sRdennyCrane/101/1386647290486_zps229ce723.jpg
TheFullmetalKid
Is that really you?
HerpestonMcDerping
I can be whatever you want me to be, m'lady.
Sithrak
This thread area seems like Hair club for Men.
Sinosaur
Source: http://c-cassandra.tumblr.com/post/91664883090/my-hair-and-i-have-a-very-complicated-relationship
savoreverysecond
Thanks! Great artwork!
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
I've got a thing for women with out-of-control hair. I think it's because of Ms. Frizzle.
mafaldamaya
I thinking it'a because that is what you get in real world...
Raelag
you and the rest of us.
ISidheWhatYouDidThere
Take chances, make mistakes, and GET MESSY!
arrentknave
Down boy
TuggSpeedmann
beep beep!
SightGag
Carlos!
Magster2004
Then I am your dream girl.
TKBarbus
Now THAT'S a fetish
Kitastrophe
My hair is a monster that lives on top of my head. It has its own motives and moods.
disenchantedgrl
Well hello there *meow*
Matriikohzey
The comment was fine, the reason was not fine. The reason was better. 10/10 would frizzlefuck again.
Ikillmiceforaliving
While helllooo
PinkProzac
If I don't blow dry my long thick blonde hair carefuIly I'm left with a lions mane. Glad super straight hair went out of vogue for now!
althanan
It's totally because of Ms. Frizzle. I know exactly what you mean.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
OH MY GOD...it's all coming together...
DoctorSchmoctor
Must be it. No other explanation is possible.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
SEATBELTS EVERYONE!
Hybris51129
SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL!
KittyWinther
I'd say NoOtherExplanationIsPossible http://youtu.be/6zXDo4dL7SU
letsbebadguys
There's no other explanation.
Harmonex
Take chances. Get messy. Make mistakes.
WhatUpMyNinjas
damn son that's kinky as fuck
catalystparadox
pun game: strong
NormalNorman
Where'd he find that?
GunLovingTreeHugger
I actually laughed out loud. Thank you.
myrn
Uncomfortably relatable.
catsanddoges
Yes
fuckweaselry
"Out of control hair". That sums it up quite well. I've been saying "curly yet everywhere, like Lorde".
brosagi
you KNOW she into some freaky-deaky shit
oatsandbows
Well hellllo there. Redheaded kinky girl here. As in hair....and other things. ;)
ineffabelle
That might be why I think Alex Kingston (River Song) is so hot.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Spoilers!
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Hnnnggggg
wahsome
Do you have a moment to speak about Orange is the New Black?
charlieismydog
I've got out of control hair AND it's red. hollaaaa
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NeverEndingStoryMachine
I feel that for someone to be your hero, you must know their name.
althanan
usernumber84
"d'awww! He never learned to wink!"
oatsandbows
Gurl! Me too!!! Frizzy ginger sistahs!
awildgingersaur
Me too! We should start a club!
PunkOstrich182
Send photo
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Pics please.
InboxMeYourOods
need science
Vicentum
Holaa señorita ^^
LemonWars
Found your pics
CommandPrivateMajor
As a 19 year old male who's already going bald...fuck you guys.
WelcomeToSverige
Consume more silica. A deficiency of this mineral can cause hair loss
kebaptap
Oh well. Hair today, gone tomorrow.
chrismofer
same but noticed a receding hairline at fucking 16 WTF NATURE
SocoFox
I know that feel.
mybirdsnameispoppy
As a balding 23 year old I love my bald head. You are beautiful with or without hair
Dr0Hesinsideher
Austin? T3?
CapnJackSparrow
Hey, it's just a solar power for a sex machine!
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
one of my friend's older brother went bald when he was 12. At least you're a guy and can prob pull off the bald look
teamporkchop
As a woman who loves bald men, what up fellas?
CommandPrivateMajor
What uuuup?
BearForce1
I'm 20 with long hair and I'm starting to go bald. I've had long hair since I was 14, I don't want to lose it Q.Q
BewilderedBeaver
*hugs*
MrDaliard
As a woman super attracted to bald guys? LEAN IN
disenchantedgrl
I married a balding man...humor and self-confidence go a long way. Plus it looks better if you cut your hair short and grow facial hair.
xoferif
Meanwhile, I'm greying at 20 years.
builtfordtough
My dad started going bald at 16. Just shave it and rock it, dude.
vanella
Oh yes, bald men are so damn unsexy, just look at Vin Diesel, Bruce Willis and Patrick Stewart.......YUCK!!!
CommandPrivateMajor
Patrick Stewart?
AgentFoo
Don't worry, dude. Bald heads are solar panels for awesome. You just gotta charge 'em up and let that light shine.
Dalylah
Lots of us ladies like bald men. Just sayin...
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
Just shave your head, you will look so badass
NeoHelios
totally own it. I love the day I finally said to hell with hair. saving a good $20 - $40 / mo from haircuts, too.
Mothatruckinpterodactyl
Have you met CaffeinatedSlacker?
likethekeyonthekeyboard
My bf already has a receding hairline and his dad is pretty bald, we just get used to it. If you're worth it it doesn't matter.
Welley
I started having white hairs at 16, now at 26 I look young with too much experience.
InboxMeYourOods
curious, what's your heritage?
CommandPrivateMajor
Engish, Jewish, and Russian.
InboxMeYourOods
interesting, thanks.
thegrrlnextdoor
As a 21 year old female who's also going bald…fuck everything.
Seven7greens
Get your thyroid checked, as well. Clean up your eating habits. And don't worry because everyone will go bald eventually. ;]
Mothatruckinpterodactyl
*hug*
CooRadDuu
When you completely bald, give me a call
makeadifferencekitty
I'm a 21 y/o woman whose hair is falling out from lupus, iron deficiency, and hypothyroidism. It's real fun.
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iamireland
That sucks more. Damn.
katirhi
I'm a 31 y/o woman dealing with all the same, am I future you?
disenchantedgrl
An elementary school buddy has alopecia. Man ot sucks especially since wigs are expensive. Give me a year amd if you want ill give you mine.
makeadifferencekitty
Thanks. It's mostly getting thinner and more stringy. I'm starting to get things under control, but it makes me sad when I try to style it.
AlanRickmansbottom
Hair can fall out because of iron deficiency? Contemplating my vegetarianism right now.
teamporkchop
Eat lots of spinach.
rasmis
Vegetarians should always take iron supplements. Spinach only has 4,5 mg / 100 g. Thyme has 120 mg / 100 g. Goose liver 30 mg / 100 g.
completelyunfiltered
As some one who was going bald at 20 and embraced the shaved head, growing facial hair and changing up the styles helps with the loss.
Batsquatch
As a 21 year old male who has already GONE bald: Shave your head and own it. Better now than delaying the inevitable.
FlyingRock
My father delayed it as much as he could. With his facial hair he was a fat hulk hogan. When it got longer he was a friar. Now he's shaved.
whatthebjork
That's what my boyfriend did...I love me a bald man :)
CommandPrivateMajor
Thats what I do now. Since I'm in the military it's not really a big deal for me to have short hair, still I'd love to be the bald guy with
CommandPrivateMajor
a mullet
BeardKhan
Shave your skin
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
Skullet* ;)
cecilshinra
Grow a goatee then you will be badass
QuadrilateralEnix
and grow a soul patch and learn to play bass.
Batsquatch
Shockingly accurate. Except I started learning bass before I started balding, and I went for a full beard instead of a soul patch :P
CommandPrivateMajor
Thats what I've started doing. Since I'm in the military I already prefer short hair so its not a big deal for me. I'd love to be bald with
CamillaBelleOfTheBoulevard
with duplicate comments?
somethingaboutTV
Yeah, I tried that last year and ended up looking like a white Shrek. I'm just going to go down with the ship.
Batsquatch
I know that feel. I looked like Eminem (used to have brown hair) for the first few days. Just work on the head-tan, then it's smooth sailing
MySecondAccount
White Shrek is pretty dang handsome in the movie
somethingaboutTV
Movie magic.
NightRush
Try a short buzz instead of full shaven, sometimes it just makes you look like a... well, a literal dickhead :P
somethingaboutTV
Well, I am a bit of a dick. But Id prefer if that not show on the outside.
snoogans671
I prefer the short buzz, it saves on razors and since I own my own shaver, I havent had to pay for a haircut in 15 years