Oct 4, 2022 4:20 PM
dolphinyaso
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Zeetje
No expansion joints?
youcanifIcan
We need a cat to step through it
Abbylucious
*sigh* ... zip
Cglikespie
I'm glad to see @OP's mom is still getting work.
XuncuTheTiger
Ultimate Beyblade
Causeitsmadeofmeat
I would name it "Roxy"
Ezekiel117
Paige! NO!
SMarkt
skaterhighway
pdp1
Do a barrel roll!
Cataleast
What is that thing they're making btw?
YourIceCreamMan
Solved: This is how they built The Pyramids
nerdyvet
They see me rollin
charliegrs
It's also a great motivator. If you slow down, it crushes you!
moecurlylarry
I am reminded of the Jetsons. “Jane stop this crazy thing”
fugue042
Neat!
EternalStudent07
Is that roller only for that particular channel? I mean it's handy, but how many of those do you make?
ProfessorDumbass
They might be government or contractors covering years of drainage work. Depending on catchments
suzelloozel1978
Is that a concrete concrete roller?
Subaruislife
A screed board this is not
mirrorz
I feel for the saps having to do the dragging and filling work. That is exhausting.
mygodhasabiggerdick
The 20 year old skater in me just had an erection-anyeurism.
hetjr
Looks like Action Park is back in business
Duffnee
The skater in me approves!
*waits for rain...jetski time
Jbelkin
Sad exploitation of a manatee
SpaceHaggis
Beanholio
California Man buuudddyyyy
Jewdakris
Keep rollin Rollin Rollin
EnterToTheRealmOfimgur
What?
WellThatsOriginal
They are building a slide big enough for OPs mom :)
Iliketacos42
It's only half.
westPAguy
RedFishBlueFishh
theimgurappsucksballs
JustHereForTheMemes0321
moodring
Did you know that OP's mom's pants are so tight, when she put a quarter in her back pocket, boogers shot out Washington 's nose?
YouBannedMeForNothing
What the hell?! How is that thing hand-cranked?? How much does it weigh?
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
The hand crank was photoshopped in.
laacis2
It's a thin steel barrel powered by pneumatic motor, the crank moves it forward on a leveled rail.
YesButMaybe
similar to this, but a different drum in the middle. https://www.curbroller.com/hs3000-hydra-screed/
wintercoat
Remember, gears are just funky levers. Get enough levers pushing levers, and you can lift anything. Give me a lever big enough ect. ect.
Raeilgunne
"and I will bend my lever"
[deleted]
cashea
... bananas?
swiftkid66
They see me rollen.
IAmCthulhu
They see me mowin. My front lawn
actuallynotirate
They haten
TwoUsernamesInATrenchcoat
Patrollen and tryen to catch me riden dirty
PimpinKen
Do you think I'm white and nerdy? Shit, wrong song, sorry
ButtBot9900
The next morning there's paw prints in it
nouseforanameforthisshit
https://imgur.com/B31AihZ.jpg
happywalker
PurpleSquare713
Good boy, but damn that hurts to watch.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
As God intended.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
My grandpa poured a new driveway. Then a nieghbor kid came and took a shit on it.
Bananasandwiches42
Is it still there?
Ya, the driveway is still there with a shallow shitprint between two shallow footprints.
SithElephant
Seven feet wide.
ruferto
CLIFFORD!
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Who's feet?
Snooj
They couldn't have engineered a crank that's a foot higher? It's like using a hand dryer in any bathroom. Not built for tall people.
clutchthepearls
I'm only 6'1 and I have to hunch down to wash my hands in literally every sink in the world.
Not built for adults you mean. "Universal height!"
Hal1918
It was short Tony's day off & big Bill had to stand-in?
Edowyth
TP dispensers in public places are *never* built for tall people ... or people with not-tiny thighs. This bugs me more than dryers.
The stalls that are basically 2 inches wider than my shoulders and only have enough clearance between the door and toilet for the (1)
opening door. Just getting in and out you have to lean back over the toilet...feel like Michael Jackson in Smooth Criminal (2)
There are doors where I have to turn sideways. I'm not a super fat dude ... having a door that small on a toilet is ridiculous.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
We get it, you're tall and have a wonderful head of hair. My mom says I'm handsome.
This is the best comment I have seen in weeks. Maybe months. Tell your mom I said Hello
Hey, don't belittle my hair. It's, like, the one thing I have going for me. No balding, no graying, going on 50.
BlackHeartConstructs
Wait tall people are supposed to have a wonderful head of hair? WTF, I got jipped
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Hey I'm just worried it's going to hit me in my huge dick and have to explain what happened to Kate Beckinsale when I get home.
I just preemptively smash the hand dryer to submission with my huge dick. Knock it right off the wall.
shyasen
This thing is hand cranked?! Then what is the hose thing for?
northernmt
Hand cranked winch pulls it forward. Hydraulics spin the drum.
Kittynomnoms
I feel like the crank is what's moving it along the track.
Zeetje
No expansion joints?
youcanifIcan
We need a cat to step through it
Abbylucious
*sigh* ... zip
Cglikespie
I'm glad to see @OP's mom is still getting work.
XuncuTheTiger
Ultimate Beyblade
Causeitsmadeofmeat
I would name it "Roxy"
Ezekiel117
Paige! NO!
SMarkt
skaterhighway
pdp1
Do a barrel roll!
Cataleast
What is that thing they're making btw?
YourIceCreamMan
Solved: This is how they built The Pyramids
nerdyvet
They see me rollin
charliegrs
It's also a great motivator. If you slow down, it crushes you!
moecurlylarry
I am reminded of the Jetsons. “Jane stop this crazy thing”
fugue042
Neat!
EternalStudent07
Is that roller only for that particular channel? I mean it's handy, but how many of those do you make?
ProfessorDumbass
They might be government or contractors covering years of drainage work. Depending on catchments
suzelloozel1978
Is that a concrete concrete roller?
Subaruislife
A screed board this is not
mirrorz
I feel for the saps having to do the dragging and filling work. That is exhausting.
mygodhasabiggerdick
The 20 year old skater in me just had an erection-anyeurism.
hetjr
Looks like Action Park is back in business
Duffnee
The skater in me approves!
ProfessorDumbass
*waits for rain...jetski time
Jbelkin
Sad exploitation of a manatee
SpaceHaggis
Beanholio
SpaceHaggis
California Man buuudddyyyy
Jewdakris
Keep rollin Rollin Rollin
EnterToTheRealmOfimgur
What?
WellThatsOriginal
They are building a slide big enough for OPs mom :)
Iliketacos42
It's only half.
westPAguy
RedFishBlueFishh
WellThatsOriginal
theimgurappsucksballs
JustHereForTheMemes0321
moodring
Did you know that OP's mom's pants are so tight, when she put a quarter in her back pocket, boogers shot out Washington 's nose?
YouBannedMeForNothing
What the hell?! How is that thing hand-cranked?? How much does it weigh?
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
The hand crank was photoshopped in.
laacis2
It's a thin steel barrel powered by pneumatic motor, the crank moves it forward on a leveled rail.
YesButMaybe
similar to this, but a different drum in the middle. https://www.curbroller.com/hs3000-hydra-screed/
wintercoat
Remember, gears are just funky levers. Get enough levers pushing levers, and you can lift anything. Give me a lever big enough ect. ect.
Raeilgunne
"and I will bend my lever"
[deleted]
[deleted]
cashea
... bananas?
swiftkid66
They see me rollen.
IAmCthulhu
They see me mowin. My front lawn
actuallynotirate
They haten
TwoUsernamesInATrenchcoat
Patrollen and tryen to catch me riden dirty
PimpinKen
Do you think I'm white and nerdy? Shit, wrong song, sorry
ButtBot9900
The next morning there's paw prints in it
nouseforanameforthisshit
https://imgur.com/B31AihZ.jpg
happywalker
PurpleSquare713
Good boy, but damn that hurts to watch.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
As God intended.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
My grandpa poured a new driveway. Then a nieghbor kid came and took a shit on it.
Bananasandwiches42
Is it still there?
YesButMaybe
Ya, the driveway is still there with a shallow shitprint between two shallow footprints.
SithElephant
Seven feet wide.
ruferto
CLIFFORD!
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Who's feet?
SithElephant
Snooj
They couldn't have engineered a crank that's a foot higher? It's like using a hand dryer in any bathroom. Not built for tall people.
clutchthepearls
I'm only 6'1 and I have to hunch down to wash my hands in literally every sink in the world.
EternalStudent07
Not built for adults you mean. "Universal height!"
Hal1918
It was short Tony's day off & big Bill had to stand-in?
Edowyth
TP dispensers in public places are *never* built for tall people ... or people with not-tiny thighs. This bugs me more than dryers.
clutchthepearls
The stalls that are basically 2 inches wider than my shoulders and only have enough clearance between the door and toilet for the (1)
clutchthepearls
opening door. Just getting in and out you have to lean back over the toilet...feel like Michael Jackson in Smooth Criminal (2)
Edowyth
There are doors where I have to turn sideways. I'm not a super fat dude ... having a door that small on a toilet is ridiculous.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
We get it, you're tall and have a wonderful head of hair. My mom says I'm handsome.
WellThatsOriginal
This is the best comment I have seen in weeks. Maybe months. Tell your mom I said Hello
Snooj
Hey, don't belittle my hair. It's, like, the one thing I have going for me. No balding, no graying, going on 50.
BlackHeartConstructs
Wait tall people are supposed to have a wonderful head of hair? WTF, I got jipped
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Hey I'm just worried it's going to hit me in my huge dick and have to explain what happened to Kate Beckinsale when I get home.
moodring
I just preemptively smash the hand dryer to submission with my huge dick. Knock it right off the wall.
shyasen
This thing is hand cranked?! Then what is the hose thing for?
northernmt
Hand cranked winch pulls it forward. Hydraulics spin the drum.
Kittynomnoms
I feel like the crank is what's moving it along the track.