Gunsandkittycats
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I died laughing, couldn't imagine with being with someone who's not as goofy or random as her
Oct 10, 2016 4:07 PM
Gunsandkittycats
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I died laughing, couldn't imagine with being with someone who's not as goofy or random as her
mrtrentoncomedy
Would be cute if I hadn't already seen this on this very site before.
Fatboy333
man, I wish my partner was this ``retarded``..some of us have to almost beg to dine at that table
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Tell her you don't eat off the dollar menu and that she best step up her game.
Davedavedavedavedave
How was the buffet?
ImgurPhantomBlockedMyOtherAccount
Should have had a male dear on her head.
TheMountainsOfMadness
http://imgur.com/q891mIT
Frappo
Chews*
Kinkiepanda
This not your joke.
baredblade
So did you eat it?
WaywardDreamer
I'm gonna do this to my boyfriend
sugarbyte
My person and I brought each other to silly tears over the idea of junior mints where the mint is actually potato last night. I DON'T KNOW.
noitsDan
Bath salts will help here.
tomyironmane
I envy your happiness. All I have is Engineering classes.
AlbanB
damn it , is she single ?
RincewindTVD
She is now, @op died.
MMPRMastodon
I'm never going to find anyone close to like that
1potsie
I got a fiver
Amb1verse
I'd go right for the ass
AllTheReallyFunnyUserNamesWereTaken
Congrats on the sex!
smokeey11
All you can eat under a buck
samrock14
That's funny.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
daniic233
Ossaurus
Windborne
This one's going around... https://youtu.be/liVlVnAhIPQ?t=32s
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
This
beardsandbeers
STEPHEN
lvsv
I love those so much
benadrylbumblebutt
igetthatreference.gif
AmNotFaggot
Thought the same thing
MsCitrus
Whaut? *best attempt at his voice over text*
TheLambSauce
The reference game is strong with this one
XxTippoxX
This was that "STEPHEN" girl's joke. It was OK
mizcs
wife her again
thesameasyours2
right in the butt
LazyTheAssCat
That's actually a thing. A little superfluous, but totally worth it in this case. Also, boom, upvote 200.
MrAgrijag
Then you ate her right?
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Yeah. With some truffle oil
jamorox75
i ate 'er man. like 8 or 9. told 'er she was fine
AgolfHiller
No
dogfrost9
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
OlRockTheGoodAg
This is fantastic.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Hopefully not the vore way
snivy642
And she liked it
IsButtHurtACarb
He probz ate her left too...
iDrinkDrano
Nah, saving that for later.
youtah
So that's why they call it left overs
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
racheedee
This may get downvoted to hell, but please use that word carefully/if not at all. Still, congrats on the sex.
superhans1988
Totes agree, so out of order
Llamahunter
Thanks for your insight, D1ckp1c
superhans1988
You're welcome!
superhans1988
This post is all kinds of cringe
MaxieMooo
haha we're so random.ZLDS
MaxieMooo
see how random I am I put nonsense letters at the end of a comment hahaha so random
MaxieMooo
kill me now
davepermen
Shes going to be a proud dad one day
MightyChlorians
FlyingPigz
Dad?
davepermen
Sonpig?
NotAHomunculus
https://youtu.be/liVlVnAhIPQ
supinebovine
Disturbing AND hilarious!
Gunsandkittycats
We have 2 kids and I swear she makes more dad jokes than I do
AnonresponsivE
"Look at me... I'm the dad now" - New dad, probably.
aarhusianer
Wife her!
ImGoingInDry96
Lucky you... glad you're happy though!
saintjocks
You have to step up your game man, they can already give birth and care better, without jokes what do you have to offer....COOK yes cook!!
PremeDreme
You have some competition
davepermen
Seems like you gotmyourself a keeper, congrats and al, the best to you 4
username29470
You had a stroke and finished your comment, amazing!
davepermen
I gave my best
HeckTheHeckOff
I'm sure Al appreciates your well wishing
JustaDick
Upvoting purely to keep this comment near the top and expose these typos to the world.
davepermen
Thnnks, dick ????
JustaDick
You're welcome!
Sogeking
got my ourself
davepermen
That edit button sure would be useful sometimes.. two typos :(
drunksnape
Not two typos if you just take away the "m" :)