It bugs the hell out of me. You can very easily cook a burger with minimal mess in a regular old steel pan. Preheat the thing and oil it before you add your meat.
Yeah, this just looks like a worse version of a normal burger sub. Sub roll is way better to get a wide base for a patty and toppings instead of a hot dog bun.
Nothing wrong with them, per se, except that she's flexing them up from the floor and spreading them out for some reason. But maybe that was a Tarantino fan making the comment.
Who doesn't know that long pig is human? Seriously, it's a very old term. On that similar subject, Long John Silver got his nickname from cooking human which really begs the question, "Why the fuck did they name a restaurant after him?"
Woodhouse was the best part of Archer. Frail old slow man and on season two you figure out he's a bisexual heroin junkie war hero. REEEEEEeeeegiieeeeeee
Splitting the hotdog buns instead of keeping them joined seems... incredibly pointless, but I'm a strong proponent of "you can't fuck up meat, cheese, and bread."
My wife would hate this. She can't eat things that are pretending to be something else in her mind. For example: how do you get the last bit of chocolate syrup from the container?
Pour milk in it and shake it up.
Nope. She just can't drink it knowing that's how it was made.
For me I can just kinda push my little toe outwards, and it pulls all the others- it's much easier to spread them like this (presumably so you can slip frozen peas in there, I'm not sure why else you'd do this) if you push the big toe the other way at the same time, but you don't need to.
Skywarp5150
Forgot to buy hamburger buns, didn't you?
ParaspriteHugger
Maybe I'm too European, but I don't see the issue.
MechKelly
American here, same. Just different presentation.
PFMAz
Does it bug anybody else that the pan has burnt on pieces. That's it not non-stick or at least properly greased.
forsteri80
It bugs the hell out of me. You can very easily cook a burger with minimal mess in a regular old steel pan. Preheat the thing and oil it before you add your meat.
Speedtrap1
You’re a monster!
CrisprCAS
Buuuuuurger
ViciousEnmoreVixen
A few years back there was a place near where I live that did a crepe burger, and it was delicious
DoctorPitt
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slack3rdav3
toast your buns. always better.
QuanfaKibitzer
I saw that before https://imgur.com/CkwaPnR.mp4
Cilvaa
What is it with Americans and shitloads of pickles on burgers....
QuanfaKibitzer
I don't eat pickles on burgers. I can't stand it. I'll eat pickles on it's own though.
vilikke
I remember back when Burger King had "long burgers"
TheFastpaws
This one actually looks like beef.
Akurei00
These look tastier
Kazpur81S
It’s only real mustard if it’s from the mustard region of France…
sdhull221
As a chef i am horrified of the condition of that pan and that burger...hot dog buns are for hot dogs. Do broioche
dpat13
Do not unmute this!
TheMatrixIsReal
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/s/sm9jV0C82k
KillingTlme
That looks so much easier to eat than a hamburger too.
Sinlok
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. The protein is sketchy, but probably good, and that's fine.
MrNobodyWTB
Cool
Maelwrath
What is the music in the background? I was absolutely captivated by it
DaisyfromDownunder
Instead of that odd yellow shit, you'd do better with real cheese, tomato and lettuce.
MisterBrahanovich
Are cheeseburger subs not a thing in other places? I can order one in pretty much any sub shop.
stryhf
joematango
Where R U?
locksmith9
Yeah, "cheeseburger subs"? Sounds good, but it sure doesn't sound familiar.
MisterBrahanovich
Baltimore, MD. It’s literally just a burger patty or two cut in half and put on a sub roll topped to your liking.
joematango
Thanks! (From KY, where the patties are round and placed between split halves of a glazed donut.)
BentwanJameson
Never heard of one. I have, however, seen a restaurant with a Mexican buger that is wrapped in a tortilla like a Crunchwrap.
mathknight
Yeah, this just looks like a worse version of a normal burger sub. Sub roll is way better to get a wide base for a patty and toppings instead of a hot dog bun.
Vebrandsson
Am I the only one that thinks that meat doesn't look like beef?
dsmoss
That meat is not meat, that cheese is not cheese, and that mayo is not mayo. I'm pretty sure this woman will die of cancer
MechKelly
Never seen mustard before eh?
collyflwr
Could be ground turkey or chicken
MarcusAWolf
Este carne es de rata-Demolition Man, 1993
ME2BNS12
HDR sucks, turn it off
TKpotato
Looks like minced chicken
Fynndango
Looks like turnkey borger
thisistheusernamethatneverendss
Turkey burder
ILikePrettyColours
probably long pig. pause the vid at the start and tell me I'm wrong :) also... toes..... jesus fuck
BeachsideBarghest
Concerning. How do you know what long pig looks like?
tp0d
extendo-toe for extra grips
GreyKnightTemplar666
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OXNhajdxaG1tNmJkaWwyZ3duZDV5NDhoMGlmdmZ1dmVvYmtjNjk5ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FvDIkbc1evnCnG49ZZ/200w.webp what's wrong with her toes?!
theshinobi23
Nothing wrong with them, per se, except that she's flexing them up from the floor and spreading them out for some reason. But maybe that was a Tarantino fan making the comment.
MrNobodyWTB
PineappleLoopsBroether
RadiDaddy
The internet is a wild place, but I’d be surprised if it was long pig. https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803100114139
Toqom
Who doesn't know that long pig is human? Seriously, it's a very old term. On that similar subject, Long John Silver got his nickname from cooking human which really begs the question, "Why the fuck did they name a restaurant after him?"
somethingnotyettaken
Long pig, as in a long burger made of pig? Or long pig as in a burger made from long pig? Because those are two very different options.
HellaPictureSeeing
I think thats what gape kink is right?
powerrangerpl
Damn, I had to watch it twice. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bnJjdzRmMnFscTRzeWV1MGh4aGp4bHZpaHJuNDdrZXhrNzNiYmNpdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3og0IKCgTAejgHnbFK/200w.webp
Level21Magikarp
shameofslate
“If I find one dog hair, I will rub sand in your beady little eyes.
Also, I’m gonna need you to buy some sand. I don’t know if they grade it, but… coarse.“
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Woodhouse was the best part of Archer. Frail old slow man and on season two you figure out he's a bisexual heroin junkie war hero. REEEEEEeeeegiieeeeeee
WoodORama
Still doesn't know how to poach a goddamn egg!
thisisnotfineffs
Is that water? Never touched the stuff. Fish shit in it you know
BentwanJameson
Fish fuck* in it.
thisisnotfineffs
damn lol
thatlamer
Splitting the hotdog buns instead of keeping them joined seems... incredibly pointless, but I'm a strong proponent of "you can't fuck up meat, cheese, and bread."
yourelivingalloverme
The bun needs to unhinge its jaw to fully monch the patty. Also, honey mustard pickles?!?! Yum!!
AyatollahBahloni
Why the hell not?
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
There was a grill near my childhood home that sold cheeseburger subs or burgers the long way. They were damn good.
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
She went through all that work and put it all on cold ass fucking buns. My day is ruined.gif
dadof2as
Anyone else spot those crazy toes??? 😮
Davedavedavedavedave
Not even struggle meal. My kids were confused about hamburgers in bread the first time
KaminM
My wife would hate this. She can't eat things that are pretending to be something else in her mind. For example: how do you get the last bit of chocolate syrup from the container?
Pour milk in it and shake it up.
Nope. She just can't drink it knowing that's how it was made.
I still love her though.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Don't dig too deeply in the flower garden. No particular reason, just saying.
TKpotato
Is milk and chocolate syrup not a way to make choccy milk?
KaminM
It is when mixed in a glass or cup. I'll just drink the chocolate milk from the container. She can't do it. Just an odd mental block of some sort.
TKpotato
I see, I get that with things too honestly, so it’s not too surprising
jwalker1330
Tell me you've never heard of a hamburger hoagie without telling me you've never heard of a hamburger hoagie
anappalachian
Came here looking for somebody to call this what it is, a hoagie.
jwalker1330
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3F2Y3NzbzIwaXowbHl6d21iYmE5czFnYTFza3duYjB1c3Y4azg0NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7bumBQjZX8BgaE2zjv/200w.webp
TCooley79
Cool
ColdestOne
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Cold floor! She needs slippers
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cHlicGxqcHRsZmZ6Zzl0M2ZoYTFmeGlwaXA1c3NqbnRyc2xxZmg5OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kZiF7hNKSWFQgZUESs/200w.webp
skwrl71
Independent toes!
JeanieGoldWeddingPlanner
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed
louster
HOW DO YOU SPREAD YOUR TOES LIKE THAT
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
You can't do that?
agonarch
Can some people not do that?!
For me I can just kinda push my little toe outwards, and it pulls all the others- it's much easier to spread them like this (presumably so you can slip frozen peas in there, I'm not sure why else you'd do this) if you push the big toe the other way at the same time, but you don't need to.
ConcaKong
I came to the comments looking for this exact still shot
illuminatidad
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