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May 20, 2017 8:29 AM
Dragonrage1402
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RVME
The mechanical shark in the movie "Jaws" was named Bruce after his lawyer! This is always shown on tour at the Universal Studios lot tour.
ldavinci
nopecountry
ohmegatron
Combat wombat.
UmbralEntity
Australia: We made a new territory in 1927 and then less than 5 years later got rid of it because nobody ever went there.
9555095
That instagram pic was her last one ever.
eduardoluizsoaresoliveira7
Oi
Vydrach
purpdrank87
LargePoutine
signandsight
Why do U.K. Style anglophones call him Kim "Yong" Un? It has a friggin J in it. Like you wouldn't drop the "h" in "herbs".
dovey2186
Wasn't the jaws shark nicknamed Bruce and that was the joke in Nemo?
TheGreatFucksFamineOf1982
Yes, yes it was.
snikis
That's where we get the name from. It wasn't a joke, that was the characters name and then we just decided it's the name for all sharks now!
TheNax
I don't get the one with the 1 beer and big inflated pillow thing
flyingtallguy
Inflated pillow is white wine. We call it a goon bag.
ProudAussie
Am I late to this post?
tooomanysteves
I was bitten by a redback spider for the first time on the 6th. Didn't even need antivenom.
Laynco
They're really only a threat to young children, the elderly the severely sick and household pets.
snikis
I love how every Aussie who sees this suddenly pulls out their best ocker vocab. It's great. I love us
paganfears
fark off
twicetemper
To be fair, kangaroo is completely delicious.
SpasticTactician
Fair dinkum.
sandybuttcheeks
You guys eat kangaroos?
Nchalada
Really rich in taste
CallMeAvatar
YouPostedThis
As an Australian, I had to upvote this
kapta3nklutch
Just be careful, it looks like a downvote to the rest of us.
memerella
SexualConsent
I'm getting sick of your shit Karen
VeganBae15
Ok now hands down under, im a huge aussie fan, congrats on being one :P
bambulina
Good stuff.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Oi, OP! Nice post, ya cunt
thatwoodguy
I saw a video of a blue ringed octopus crawling on a guys hand who had NO FUCKING CLUE it was venomous.
thatwoodguy
It was a documnetary on The Knowledge Network in Canada
amiurume
We're gonna need a bigger bucket.
johnmate
That person holding the blue ring octopus is dead without proper medical treatment
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
Iirc it was photoshopped
twowholeinches
FYI. They should live if you get onto CPR quick enough. It wears of eventually. Most people die of diaphragm paralysis.
Gladius82
summitshow
If a cigarette butt would light gasoline...
Gladius82
That's your only problem with this? It's a koala!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
That's a water tower.
Truthhurti
summitshow
This is really the worst makeup handshake
guruofsleep
G0MeatCube
Lol this is how me and my buddy shake hands while we talk shit to eachother
LadyWidebottom
Woolies mudcakes are better than Coles.
UnacceptableBakedGoods
I also prefer Woolies. However same packet mix used in both. I worked for both. Just unconscious bias for your preferred supermarket chain.
LadyWidebottom
Might also be because Woolies does the slab cakes and I don't think Coles does, do they? Also, for the record, I only shop at Coles.
Nchalada
Agreed, the Aldi one is also better than Coles
LadyWidebottom
Aldi bakery products are amazing. Love their brioche buns.
blueding0
The white marble cakes are legit tho
DamnThatMashLooksTasty96
Thats like saying eating shit's better than eating diarrhea
canonlyturnright
So are there mocha Easter buns
canonlyturnright
*their
Cowmatt
Really? I forsee a side by side comparison in my future
LadyWidebottom
I had a Woolies mudcake for my wedding cake, everybody loved it. Coles just cannot compete. But you're welcome to test :)
BillysLegendaryCrack
Mate you're a fucking legend
juzsayin
Tiger snakes will chase you during breeding season. And those fuckers are fast.
Dragonrage1402
They chase you most of the time. Scary as shit if you don't have a shovel. Nasty bastards
Eogos
How and why do you all not carry guns, knives, and an assortment of other weaponry on you at all times...
Feanor19
They could use personal honey badgers
Nchalada
Probably because the govt thinks we might rise up