WinnerArpit
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His Method works...
Jan 9, 2018 9:40 AM
WinnerArpit
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His Method works...
zeroexistence
Ummm... pretty sure there are a lot of people willing to do anything to be embraced by those dogs.
MommysBaby
*Elijah Woods
Bassofspades
So much sploosh going on in the background
Evanrudeplz
Does he really smoke? That's depressing. He's young enough to know better; old folk at least kind of have an excuse.
faceofpoopy
I feel like this would only attract people even more. It sure would me. DOGGIESSSS!!!
Itsmehavingfun
That lady just need bring sausage.... Then they will turn back... ????
Bloden
"How to attract a shit ton of people is more like it."
MRgetsdownvotedalot
Squirrel.
Sneakyninja1492
Ew he smokes....
OfficialBirdFacts
It’s for the role. I mean he may smoke in real life but in this instance I believe it is for the character he’s playing.
ThePenIsRoyalBlue
He could have every single one of the girls in the background.
alecdshope
Actually . . . I don't have that problem.
Megarith
Yeah, I too stay away from smokers.
ChicanoBatman
I think that dude is a weird walnut, but hey man, you be you.
Haylobro
From Trainwreck?
Johnathanmtg
sure is.
Alyyc85
Harry casts "accio dogs". Wow it's super effetctive!
habisteez
Where does he put the ash
ScoobyMods
#highresolution https://imgur.com/SKsEuGJ #DanielRadcliffe #smoking #walkingdogs
ArandomDane
Are you surer they are looking at the smoker? There are dogs! just look at them. Who'ssss a gOOOd Dog. YES YOU ARE. and you and you and ...
donkeymoney
this has got to be performance art.
Grimmjokes
You could assassinate him with a tennis ball
krokmo
Shouldn't be smoking though. Can't be good for the doggos.
Calocagathia
Are you being downvoted by vicious smokers who blow smoke in their dogs faces? XD
krokmo
Ahah, maybe. I don't see what's so bad about what I said. If it's bad for humans, it can't be good for dogs.
eruskafrath
He is one of my fav actors!!
Imherecuznobodyknowsme
This is gold. Definitely something I would do myself
ForcedToRegisterForPorn
"He's one dog whistle away from being pantsless." - those women, probably
BlankMage
Or one indie Broadway production.
Frothington
Taking a stroll with his bitches.
ExarToon
Oh Valley of Plenty
IB31415
This should be top comment.
MiracleWhoop
Agreed
LizTI
Harry Potter and the Deathly Doggos. Harry Potter and the Order of Doggos. Harry Potter and the Doglet of...yeah, nevermind. I tried.
hotdropoclock
Harry Potter and the Puppers of Awwzkaban
ITalkAboutGoats
Harry Potter and the doglet of fire hydrants
OopsieDaiseys
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Dog
Fucknorris
This from 500 days of summer...
FlyingButtPliers
Nope. He has a cameo in Train wreck movie. Nobody saw it apparently.
Doomsage
You're think of Joseph Gordon Levitt
H0wl
This is from Trainwreck
Fucknorris
Ah yes it's the clown with a balloon in 500 days of summer.....
TheGreatAtomsk
just one cat and he is gone.
Sirsir94
simplydifficult
http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/c126c3ac-4947-41cf-9e54-33ff989ac88f/527d2904-6b29-47eb-8d1b-551ba67a7a1a.gif
HannibalHoseth
Or a mailman
ButterfaceTaintClown
SQUIRREL
oneandonleeroy
Reminds me of the movie Hitcher (2007), starring Sean Bean, where the guy is tied inbetween a truck with a trailer and torn apart.
JellyBeanJak
I can't read his name any other way than 'Seen Bean'
ThatTransformersDude
Never saw the remake, but the old one where it was the girl tied up being split in half.
Besamel
Never seen that one but the really old one where it was a guy with his limbs tied to horses and he gets quartered
idropbombs
I visualise him just being cut in half. Swift clean death.
idropbombs
When they pass a squirrel I mean . .
kerBamf
Swift, yes, but that's gonna be a mess.
ISwearTooFuckingMuch
You and I have different definitions for "swift" and "clean". You can live for a good many hours after being cut in half at the waist.
iwillcutoutyourheartwithaspoon
Or even more effective: just be ugly like me :)
creynolds722
Step 1. Don't be attractive
Bainin
well im not bad looking but people acoid me alot in trains so i guess its not necessarily tied to looks
IamJustinSane
Not affective if you’re rich and famous.
capsaicinheat
boywiththehappypenis
Have no money and wear the same clothes every other day, has kept my calendar nice and clean.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
As long as they're both jeans+blank t-shirts, pretty sure you can pull it off
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Can confirm, also being fat, no one wants to invade your personal space because there's so much o it
ghostys
Im sure your fine but in my experience chubbos tend to stink as well haha. I used to be fat so dont take offence
whosagoodboy92
oh and zits, EVERYWHERE, nothing says stay away like a guy large in grown hairs on his face back and crotch
SuperHir0
You paint such a wonderful picture. Thank you.
whosagoodboy92
anytime citizen
Jerrinq
Or a creep, works for me
LittleKnownOne
That is redundant. Ugly = creep. Hot = flattery.
WhiteningMcClean
It's easy to be a creep when you're ugly. All you have to do is nothing. Or something. Really anything.
d3xprimary
Dont have to be ugly even.. or fat.. seems people make that assumption quite hastily.. just one wink and they beeline away
MacDaddySmitt
Smoking does drive ladies away I've been told
mirrelle
I dunno what the dogs are for, I wanna pat them
jsktrogdor
Even in porn (I guess that's someone's fetish because it happens in some videos). I'm like "Oh gross." Its a real supercharged boner killer.
Mattallica
It depends on the individuals, not the sex. I've smoked for 16 years and my lady says she still wants to marry me. Trying to quit FYI.
Moghul
Yeah but not smoking doesn't draw them in either :(
JamieSmyth
I'm genuinely dissappointed in him for this
NightDany
the man is a grown up, let him do his thing!
crustationcreation
And he genuinely seems to not give a fuck, so good for him!
Calocagathia
Not give a fuck about his health, yeah good for him...
crustationcreation
I'm assuming you are the picture of good health? No junk food, in shape, appropriate weight for your structure and size?
Calocagathia
That's a great argument to show smoking is totally okay and everyone should start smoking. I heard it's a great diet and lady magnet
Calocagathia
And if you must know, yeah I don't drink/smoke, I eat well and exercise and Ive lowered my footprint these last years. What have you done?
FirstAidPoetry
Men too. At least me. The minute they light one up I lose interest.
Hangfish
Same, super unattractive trait.
mccar7hy
Love a girl who tastes like ash!
MortyWaves
You don’t eat ash?
mccar7hy
Trying to quit