Carrot Master 9000

Feb 10, 2021 7:39 PM

Erislovesnero

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This is not a dildo. I made soup with it #hilariouslyshapedvegetables

You made soup with it "afterwards"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"This is not a dildo. I made soup with it" Coward! ;)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amish sex toy manufacturer....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad you explained what it was and was not used for.

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v my precious shrimp tap dancing on a slice of carrot.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’s so happy about it! What’s his name?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Dildo soup sounds terrible.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"soup" huh, good euphemism. I love my wife's "soup"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What name would be the male version of Paige? That name NO

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Butt nasty soup.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

... If you are brave enough

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"soup"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just because it isn't one doesn't mean it isn't one

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a dildo? Say that to Paige.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paige yes!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

PAIGE YES

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You know the drill.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

“drill”

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fire up the drilldo

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