KlatchianCamel
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You are never 100% sure whether he's joking or not
most viral edit: Wow !! Send nudes, selfies, cats, anything you can spare please.
Jan 2, 2018 3:34 PM
KlatchianCamel
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You are never 100% sure whether he's joking or not
most viral edit: Wow !! Send nudes, selfies, cats, anything you can spare please.
PUN1SH3R117
Dead space origins anyone?
Dingus2
It would be silly to dig up all that dirt and then not do anything with it.
KornHuskerette
I remember when they sold little pouches of dirt from The Big Dig in Boston
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Imagine 50 years from now, you have two items on your shelf; a piece of the Berlin Wall, and a vial of dirt from the first Hyperloop dig.
jetzzfan
Is there a difference between Ol' Musky and Hank Scorpio these days?
HoneNathan
France.
defenestrater
Everything Elon Musk does is for colonizing Mars. Including Twitter engagement with fans.
VioletMoonRising
Good dirt is actually sellable.
boofhead60
especially on pollies
TheS4ndm4n
In Waterworld?
picklesandshit
Go bills!
AlligatorLoki
Dirt is a commodity
Hungrypiemonger
is it? i'll gladly sell my dirt to the government. they're taxing me for it.
AlligatorLoki
In construction it sure is.. in large quantities.
dormantmutant
You kinda have to ask "is he joking?" but now its just "well I guess we'll see"
AgamemnonsMemes
Alien obelisks? I'm for it. SAVE US ELON.
MarkRavingMad
Hell yeah people will buy it. you ever do any landscaping? filler aint cheap!
sassybeckalicious
I have resisted twitter for so long, he may be the reason I cave.
NZSheeps
If you're just reading, you can set up an RSS reader (I use Outlook) to follow them without signing up.
sassybeckalicious
Thank you for that!
DooksandPooks
I’m pretty sure people paid for a literal shit in a box from cards Against Humanity...so anything is possible.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Is he......talking about Red Markers....?
vitaminRmademefat
Bulldozer2017
Lmao
Sildroni
sellymvw
Obelisk update!!!?
yakovsmirnoffbiggestfan
fatherofpenguinmafia
I don’t understand his joke
TonyStarch
stonedcloud
They actually are using the dirt to make the brick walls, and selling the rest to reduce costs.
DanFranzen
He who rules the dirt rules the world...
Apocalypsox
Of course they will, dirt is fuggin expensive.
snarkface
Honestly, there is a dearth of obelisks nowadays.
gerardMajax
was that a NOD reference ?
Idsertian
Word to the wise, you can't kill the messiah.
LMTMFA
PEACE. THROUGH. POWER.
guntbagmunkball
Nod? I think it's probably space oddyssey.
mearas
2001 probably
twatllama
That's how I choose to understand it. He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past.
GoodBadGibus
It was a nod to it, yeah.
DSON2016
The technology of peace.
CatIsFineToo
Kane lives in death!
DSON2016
Kane lives!
Aerolfoz
You cannot kill the Messiah.
DireWolf505
KANE LIVES! . . . as Ol' Musky.
BlazeX67
Long live Kane!
SeriouslyAwkward
I thought he was referencing Dead Space and he was about to start a zombie Apocalypse
Regalsecretsantaforyou
That was the Marker. Not even close to an obelisk.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
Likely the obelisk at the end of 2001
swedishmetalhead
No. The obelisks in Eclipse.
WhatIfTho
That film gave ne a panic attack
gerardMajax
even cooler !
sf111
NOD obelisks are so hot right now
PaladinAstro
*rallying intensifies*
FranktheMailman
I shit bricks whenever I hear one warming up for a shot
ForgeoftheWordsmith
ESPECIALLY in Renegade.
iAmYourFarjer
+1 for Bills Playoffs. GO BILLS!!!!!!!!
mylifeisanemptyshelldevoidofanypurpose
Couldn’t stop watching the players reactions yesterday. LETS GO BUFFALO!
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pandasmakemehappy
Don't worry, we'll find a way to fuck it up. Always do.
rocketsurgeonmaster
So long as they aren't building Dead Space markers...
PickIeRick
UNLIMITED ENERGY
DrowsyDude
That almost sounds like a Musky thing to do...
Idsertian
MAKE... US... WHOLE...
TheVampireDante
Invasion of Ol' Muskymorphs.
cerberus63
This makes me imagine hordes of Musk-faced horrors shouting "clean energy" and "mars" and making hyperloops.
NoeCarrier
Make us whole again! Also buy electric cars....
Excalibuttster
Necromusks
TinyBatman
This made me giggle, +1
borgmaster
Last thing we need is nerdy xenomorphs shaming us while we drive our smoggy cars. Anyone driving a tesla gets made whole.
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
I would be fine with that. An apocalypse is just what the work needs.
juggernaut1
Never understood why people in the games rebuilt then and shit when they knew what they do.
JulianHausen
Moneyyyy
Kountdown
The Markers made people want to build them, the unlimited energy thing is just a delusion to give a reason so people don't question it.
aleister94
Yeah the game didn't explain things like that very well
RondomGuy
I know part of it had to do with a crazy religious cult that was basically Evangelists combined with Scientologists that worshipped
RondomGuy
The markers because they believed the necromorphs represented the rapture or something where everyone becomes one in eternal bliss
Xenolith166
Right, yeah, let's worship the zombie-rocks. What could possibly go wrong?
Dogebert
U can actually get good money for clean dirt.
FoxyEllie
... clean? is that like dirt that isn't dirty
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Dirt that doesn't have anything else mixed in
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
It's exactly like that
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
Dirt that hasn't been contaminated with anything hazardous, toxic, radioactive, or that came out of a bladder
Jusmar
Contaminated dirt
WhyleKat
Nobody calls him that, by the way.
OliverClothesoff70
They don't call Elon Musk "Elon Musk"? What do they call him, then?
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GregoryMegatron
manybothansdiedtogiveusthisinformation
*googles obelisk
MantisTobagganMD
Great big penis reaching for the stars
Only6SeasonsOfRedDwarf
Isn't he the best friend of Asterix?
vampirehedgehog
You're thinking of Obelix. Obelisk is the basic front-line unit of the Zerg in Starcraft.
vateli
You're thinking of Hydralisk. Obelisk is a national policy of treating the whole world as a proper sphere for political influence.
gooberhead
You're thinking of globalism. Obelisk is the branch of medicine and surgery concerned with childbirth and midwifery
ThisIsNotMyImgurUsername
ScarecrowSticks