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ariesmelody941
#6 only work if you scream "for the emperor" when you cum..
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
#40 Not allowed, you haven't paid your 40 years of taxes yet.
glacialisamor
Your humor and catharsis reflects my own. Let the spice flow, and know you're appreciated. I look forward to the dark and dank memes.
KidShenck
#26 No, in reality, it's actually not. I'm in a country where lots of men want that and think they voted for it, and it's super shitty.
subject6661
#34 why i got vasectomised a year ago
RobotDeathSquad24
#31 I'm in this photo and I don't like it
MaleProstateMilker88
#40 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWQ4dG1rdDNqbjd3dzE1cXdibTVvMHM3aTVqcWlnaDlqaXU5ZjZqdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS/200w.webp
MagicOrpheus310
Lol if they turned the Golden Throne into a Dreadnought then they would have to reveal the truth, that the emperor has been dead for millennia and the throne keeps his corpse functional haha
KiwiGameDev
#26 I don’t mean to judge, but I dunno if it’s okay to want that. The imperium of man is hardly… a good place
FaerieWalnut
Agreed, except I do mean to judge.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Warhammer! Fun to play. Weird to want virtually any of it to be real.
PTKrieg
#36 Even if the Golden Throne could be made to move (given the size of the supporting hardware, we'd be talking a titan of epic proportions, or a full on battleship), it would need to stay where it is so it can serve it's primary role as a FTL navigation aid.
Tsunako
And think of the morale loss if it was ever destroyed in battle somehow! Terrible idea
screwzog126
#40 No. You must fulfill the term of your subscription dear Consumer.
NunyuhBusiness
The subscription your parents signed you up for that you never asked for?
BentoboxCrackerdong
Yep. However think of all the video games, media, memes and other fun stuff you'll miss out on if you exit your subscription. Curiosity drives me more than I generally admit.
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
Stop! Stop wanting to die... Stop it now I say.
thefinpope
#11
Clayman8
#33 so many times...so...so many times ffs...
GandalfTheGhey
#21 He's just so unbelievably good looking, that even other celebrities get star struck
mrbadxampl
that's absolutely right, it IS time for fight!
PrepareYourAnusAgain
#17 hell yeah brother
sagejosh0
#38 Legolas, what do you see with your autistic eyes?
ChicanoBatman
#3 As a medic around retirement homes and hospitals all the time, you would be amazed how many stories you hear from the elderly about murdering or attempted murder of their spouses. Or what they got away with as youth. Arson, drowning and drugging seemed the technique of choice. One cliff push.... looking at you, Irene from Seattle WA...
timmargh
#13 Fuuuuuuuck.
MidoryMoon
#8 Jaw dropping
SGAtlantis
That's a pretty shallow and recent grave too. The forest didn't eat the bones yet? I'll represent with my jaw dropped as well
z4ck0c
#27 more, actually
GorillaPowers
#40 ive never related to a meme so well
thrashingcows
GorillaPowers
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3Z0Nm0wcHV1MHp1ZmNia2d0YzZlZnpiMDYyaXFwdmFveGIzNThpYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/M6eSJBDDiZLkGc1xOx/200w.webp
3atheR1ch
OP I hope you're ok. There is good in the world, and you can assign your own damn purpose to your life. Fuck hopelessness and depression, fight that shit.
Amomani
#18 same
ByronGetronfree
#31 The answer is obviously ‘eat loads of expired chicken’. You’ll feel fine for two hours but that fuck is going to have a hard time.
underestimated37
He can help
WoopDeFrickenDoo
glorious
mattbl
#33 the other day I dropped a mason jar filled with homemade pizza sauce on the kitchen floor and it shattered, with pizza sauce going everywhere. I nearly left my home to start a new life.
Rips4w
"Dearest family. There's sauce everywhere. It's just too much. I hope that there are some fond memories of me for you to hold for I must leave you now. Have a good life."
OnlyCatFace
It's too much, man!
itadakimeowsu
You okay, op?
electricwaffle
Should be, #37 he says nah, I'm fine.
MechKelly
Most dumps are like this
QuantumPlonk
Probably not
spacecowboyein
These dumps feel like that Rick and Morty episode where Rick keeps calling out for help and Morty can't tell if he's joking or not.
thefinpope
ZeroLyfe
That's Henry Cavill so he probably is talking about Warhammer.
4Astaroth
Just seen a YouTube short of him having a bro moment with another guy over Warhammer when asked what he's nerding up about. https://youtu.be/oRKTBV3yHjE?si=3qLCfaPrQ9PLhXAb
KiwiGameDev
He could also get this reaction reading out the phone book, or doing an impression of nails on a chalkboard, or mansplaining 2nd wave feminism.
TrashCanEnthusiast
I've seen this interview. Ironically while she's fangirling over him, Henry Cavill's fangirling over Tom Cruise and all the cool stuff he's learned so he can do his own stunts
Sonicschilidogs
Was about to say, what makes the meme meta is that, while I haven't seen this specific interview, there is a significant chance he is discussing Warhammer
mattbl
It's amazing to me that there are people so ridiculously good looking that other extremely good looking, famous people will act the way that us normies would act around them.
reddles
She's an attractive woman, and then all the work she put in to that outfit, hair, and makeup... And he's just like, eh, i'll put on a shirt and have a shave.
AlexanderNikopol
Who is she?
LeftyBigGuns
Vanessa Kirby, she also plays Sue Storm in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie.
Flomb
And Josephine in Napoleon. The best part of the movie tbh
bill4935
Sue Storm, really? I can't see her in that role.
monkeyontherun4
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aGszeDNhNHlpemQ0a2ZqbGU2aTg3eHo1Z29kbjU3cmltZmt2ZzU0YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1mX7QE8sUMmd2/200w.webp
deetatron
jherazob
OK, that was good