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@ElbowDeepInAHorse what say you?
Mar 10, 2020 6:15 PM
TrumpRapesChildren
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@ElbowDeepInAHorse what say you?
victoCorgiBaron
When a centaur mates with a human at full moon night, the baby is a werecentaur.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
I played that game, its actually addicti- no, it's aDICKting
Megaphone84
But is it really bestiality? They can give consent. Also mabe just get a bj. That is the human part.
motheroficicles
Upvote for worst post
michaelfire
ElbowDeepinaHorse?
BottomShelfVodka
Horse shit
housebread
Any geneticists that can back me up that the head wouldn’t necessarily be the remaining human body parts. What if it was a horse with arms?
Balarezok2
Human skin all over
ImMrFrundles
Why does every example of this show the head as human? What's to say it wouldn't come out witha horse head, human torso and horse legs.
iRegretThisUsernameAlready
I also wonder why they assume 75% horse rather than 75% human.
Mayz9001
wouldn't it be like, a centaur, but it's rotated 90 degrees, and it's back legs are replaced by the front legs of a horse
Mayz9001
that was explained awfully, but a centaur is a human whose lower limbs are replaced by the entire body of a horse, yeah? So a double centaur
Mayz9001
would have six horse legs and two human arms. Not sure if it's be weird segmented or just vertical, front horse legs off the ground
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
@StupidSexyCentaur can we get a ruling on the field, is 75% horse a centaur or just a horse with extra steps?
blackmetalcoyote
Yes
mdws2
@elbowdeepinahorse should chime in as well
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Already did :D
icycouture
Thank you for your service
Alphonsevaher
It's a crime.
XeraNyx
SirJohn100
/a/qtYT28r This is also a centaur right?
Leathlobhair
BOJACK HORSEMAN
testzero
If a centaur mates with a mermaid, the child has a 50% chance of being a regular human.
ScottaHemi
wouldn't that just make a mermaid kelpie?
elbowdeepinachicken
Nope, that would make a hippocampus. Kelpies are horse-like fey that are distinct from hippocampuses.
onecowboytoo
How? Neither of them have a human lower half.
ISmellDeadPeople
Asking the real questions here
evilspyre
50% of being a seahorse too.
Pentacus
25% chance, and a 25% chance of being a seahorse.
holydiver1355
Boooo
elbowdeepinachicken
*hippocampus, but yeah. A "sea horse".
thorkild91
Kelpie particularly because of the more human shifting interpretations and view of them as water horse... things
type1eagle
getmesomepizza1
What if it's a human man with a female centaur?
Domehammer
Then you get satyr.
SithElephant
Futa is also an option.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
but would it be a stable relationship? or just a one neight stand
dedpaen
Just another roll in the hay. Cue the Young Frankenstein clip.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Ah fuck. Saddle up, everyone, it has begun.
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
Unbridled amusement
Emulen
Set the mood with some music from 50Centaur?
LokiShinigami
Richter12x2
'Don't saddle me with your puns,' he bridled.
HailNathan
Hold on to their love or latigo...
seakoos
Take a +1 and go
howToLoseTheGame
Neighther. Just pure chayos.
Maximumerhamster
Guess you can say it was a decision made in the spur of the moment.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Ooooohh I like that one
number2commenter
Horse
Vortexhelios320
...Thank you for your contribution.
Slappio
Imjusthereforthecomments
What, pray tell, the fuck, is this.
Slappio
Rape Horse from Berserk
Kuvajainen
ElbowDeepInAHorse
banz111
And many of us full jackass
Richter12x2
Everytime I sit in a chair I think I might be self-centaured
Paulmk1
DumpyDragon
I don’t know if it would be 50/50 though. The horse part seems bigger
lvioivl
It depends on the artist. Disney centaurs the horse torso and human torso are about the same size the horse legs looking the length of human
lvioivl
I’d say those are 50/50 but the centaurs from Xena are like full sized horse with the human torso more the size of a horse neck like 1/3 ppl
lvioivl
I prefer the Disney proportions.
TrumpRapesChildren
But are we all half centaur where it counts?
RelevantImgurian
i am! i fucken love hay
Botticelliii
I mean. I definitely have a horse heart... and a life time ban from ol m McDonald farm.
elbowdeepinachicken
My dad was.
bananhammock
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Yeah, my credit score is terrible
ElbowDeepInAHorse
If only.
AnonKneeMoose
Paulmk1
ghos5t7
And that's why we have Bad Dragon
ThanosTheGreat
Well. You’re not wrong.
Azathought
Can confirm
dragonhunter0412
darksniperknight
SonderingStrike
Not beastiality so long as it had a mind capable of true consent.
destinoz
Would we call other beings of equal intelligence beasts? This would like be inter species then and not beastiality.
DumpyDragon
I don’t know if that’s true...gorillas can do sign language. Can they consent and it not be bestiality?
elbowdeepinachicken
No, they don't have the capacity to understand or communicate understanding of the implications of sex with a human. Still beasts.
mormacil
So can a child yet we don't believe they can give true consent.
SuperPickle17
if it don't kick you in the balls. is that true consent?
DigiT00l
And this is an important factor for furries
SlyeFox
Does that mean Pokémon are okay, because they have human level intelligence and are able to communicate via body language or other means?
elbowdeepinachicken
*some Pokémon, and yes. Some (Caterpie, Rhyhorn) are of animal intelligence, others (Gardevoir, Absol) are of human intelligence. It's
elbowdeepinachicken
really a case-by-case basis with Pokémon.
mormacil
Pokemon have human level intelligence? You made Pokemon all the darker with one sentence.
DigiT00l
Play Platinum, go to the Canalve library
mormacil
So we got mass slavery run by children?
SlyeFox
...have you not seen some of the 'dex entries? Some of them WERE humans.
mormacil
I don't play Pokemon games so no :P