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May 26, 2014 9:33 AM
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electricHotdog69
To bad this kind of logic isn't used on more important things in life. Still +1
Fatassfrodo
But wait! There's more.
konkertheedwarder
http://www.thresholdconcepts.com/DecoH-PastaPizzaSalad.htm *Von Karma snap*
MadMontyMN
This was well thought out. +1
stillcleaning
I didn't know we had to go deeper! But we did and I enjoyed it!
graythirteen
Enjoyable debate. Upvote for you gentlemen.
CanTunaPiano
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334256
mbarceus
I assure you that I (dual-destininies) am not derples
Puffmax
They did it for the notes (or it might just be one person talking to themselves).
mbarceus
As dual-destininies, I can assure you I am not talking to myself.
CanTunaPiano
Goddamnit now I have to play them all again.
DrDankenstein
Aladdin Les Mis crossover, anyone?
DasStiggums
* slow clap *
McbuttsButtBag
'LoL bred fggts pwnd' - Youtube
TheMoistSeagull
Anyone else waiting for Layton vs. Wright?
Hypnotwist
I'm glad I read to the end.
TheJayKay
Perfect time to use this gif:
Thesarcasticguy
Slightly amused. +1 OP
mlond
Liked because of last gif!
prettyflyforstephenfry
24601 had it much worse for a loaf of bread
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http://i.imgur.com/rHcW6II
PandorasBoxu
Doughn't worry, you can't make this shit up.
AlluSquattinen
I need to play more Pheonix Wright
Sparky1359
Justice for All was pretty weak in my opinion, but Trials and Tribulations was worth every penny.
Imisspelledthatonpurpose
Can't you see, the blade was back, and to the left.... Back, and to the left.... Back, and to the left.
IamMasterofMyDomain
Nice comment pretty boy!
Sweetwanderer
The first time it said 'your honor" I thought it read 'you Hodor"; and thought it made quite analogy for 'you thickhead'.
dangerousDoc
The Judge in Phoenix Wright could give Hodor a run for his money...
ThatGuySweepingAirFromQuantumOfSolace
dont say hodor... reminds me of the game of thrones episode i wont be watching today :'(
TheGodCat
Hodor Hodor
DistractingGif
Hopefully Others Don't Overdue Rights.
ArmyofTrevorPhillips
One of the better tumblr screenshots. +1
EdgarAllanPoo
I would say that it still looks plastic. Especially if you look at the grains inside the bread
PastaIsLife
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334727
pencilv3ster
It is plastic
MasterTenzin
It probably is plastic, although you might be able to match that if it were toasted through like a hard breadstick.
TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness
It's a legitimate plastic bread knife. I've seen the exact same type in person. The photos make it look fake.
EdgarAllanPoo
Yea, I wrote this last night, but I posted it too late so it got overlooked: http://imgur.com/dOUsElk
EdgarAllanPoo
this is the image I linked: http://imgur.com/PcoN0Fq
iamireland
But then they'd have to have sawed a plastic bread loaf in half and the odds of the inside of that looking even vaguely bready are nil.
DMGuy
...I'm assuming you're just trolling here. Sometimes hard to tell on the internets.
iamireland
No. I'm saying it's a damn loaf of bread that someone stabbed.
DMGuy
...but if they were making a breadknife out of plastic, why in the hell would you assume they had to make a loaf of plastic, *then* cut it?
EdgarAllanPoo
oooor, it is actually a breadknife made of plastic
iamireland
It's pretty obviously not.
ColdDeadWood
But it is. One might argue about the shaft of the knife being visible, but look at the top bread. It is cut out for the shaft sticking out.
DefinitelyNotAShark
no doubt. yeast gives a regular pore pattern that resembles a net, this one is like cheese; a solid with bubbles, pretty much. impossibru.
Nifty255
Damnit this is too brilliant for words...
idontevenknowwhatiamdoinghere
there kneads to be a good bread pun comment thread on this post
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
I guess we need SOMETHING to liven up OP's crummy post.
HighwayWizard
I could gladly assist; puns run in my family, and have for generations. You might say I've been bread for them!
seancurry1
Ugh not another pun thread. I can't be bothered with basic brioches like you.
lurkerindisguise
We don't need no knife in our bread to be deadly; do you even BAGUETTE ?
SomethingReallyAmusing
I'm not ready yet, my ideas are still baking.
gybehope
If there is a good one it will rise to the top...
aldegard
well, duhh! I mean, dough!!!
wardenda
Such a thread would cost to much and just leave me with sour dough. It's not worth the wheat for this half-baked thread to rise to the top.
Astarael1
I like this, it gave me a loaf.
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Loaf is all you knead... I'll bet you were bready for that one.
wanooknox
*grain*
ThisUserNameIsSoLongItNeedsABananaForScale
Sorry I'm late, I had a pun in the oven.
way2dawn
stop loafing around and make your own, then
KristinMallison
That's the yeast someone could do
rydomac
And the upvote arrow happens to be pointing to it! +1!
getthismanabeer
Gotta separate the wheat from the chaff somehow.
wartoaster
I was born and bread for this post
realsupersand
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b2/b241408c9c7fcc2caf46ebeb78574dc263969b6fb9fe476730839848fe767107.jpg
magicmonkey
Why were the bakers hands dirty? He kneaded a poo.
MrJPancake
get out
JustKiddingImBlakeGriffin
billybobsteele
I doughn't think I can rise to the occasion. My puns are on a kneed-to-dough basis.
falconfxt
jesus crust this was well thought out
Tellmeninetails
Hold on! The inside of the bread is glazed too!
momiro
Cheesus Crust*
DJTesla
That statement was sacrelicious.
Uberdonut
at yeast their logic was solid.
Westly
They really rose to the occasion.
MisterMiss
Rye'd say Miles is toast.
dasmegabyte
Not that well thought out. Sugar doesn't make bread shiny, an egg wash does. More egg, shinier break.
Frankenstove
Whategger you say.
magicmonkey
Both egg wash and sugar do. Rum Baba is soaked in a sugar syrup, and is shiny. Hot cross buns are brushed with sugar syrup after baking too.
dasmegabyte
Technically, you can also use butter. But nothing is quite so shiny as an eggwash. Think of a Challah loaf or brioche.
teoskenes
I love the Phoenix Wright arguments.
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teoskenes
I can't help but have the themes running through my head EVERY SINGLE TIME I read these.
Shmangy
I just love Phoenix Wright in general. great games
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
OMG Phoenix Wright on Imgur my worlds are colliding.
DonnerVarg
I knead more.
keyblader1985
I swear to God, I now wanna play these games *just* because of these posts.
Grooseland
Do it do it do it do it do it!
DreamsNow
Phoenix Wright is awesome, i was just playing it yesterday.
Epicsigh
I tried to play it on an emulator just last week but it wouldn't work. :(
ThePotatoesareMashed
I only own Dual Destinies, but it is fun and addictive
MauricioGuaura
As a gamer, I can confirm that Phoenix Wright is, indeed, awesome.
tiduszecht
as a gamer i'm sad to say i havent played PW games. i'll go do so now lol. this argument and the reaction gif at the end mad me lol
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Can't go wrong with Wright.
CinemaSloths
Bought the DS make of it. I love it to death.
AdealBoo
I finished the first one on my iPad yesterday ! Such a cool game, I'm gonna start the 2nd one soon :D
MauricioGuaura
Oooh, good luck with that. It is without a doubt the worst in the series (that's not saying much, the rest of the series is spectacular)
MauricioGuaura
The second case is great and the fourth one is one of the best in the series, though. I recommend you get some save files to skip the 2/3
MauricioGuaura
first and SPECIALLY the third case, though. The third case is a nightmare (you wanna Press? DENIED! *bar explosion*) 3/3
AdealBoo
Oh man I'm scared now haha. I've found the last case in the first game to be a real pain !
MauricioGuaura
It's just not a very good sequel, again, make sure to get save files to skip those cases. Trials and Tribulations is fantastic, though.
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CaptainQuarkk
Thank you. I was looking for this a while back, but could not find it.
Muffyns
thank you was about to google for that :3
worthycompass
That was glorious! Thanks. :)
Gonz000
I just came from there....I. ...I need moar! MOARRRRR
Gonz000
I just came from there....I. ...I need moar! MOARRRRR
IronicDancing
That was some Sherlock Holmes shit, right there.
wracky
Here it is from a different perspective:
IronFlare
Well then, it appears that Phoenix's argument was a bit challah.
bobbi21
why make a handle sticking out of the bread? That's just laziness
ChainHangToMyDingALing
wait so... it's real? they put their knife into the bread?
PontificalUndulationsOfBlasphemicGesticulation
It's obviously a plastic novelty knife.
ZombieAteMyBrains
I've never played a Phoenix Wright game, but this makes me want to play one immediately. Also make a sandwich.
MauricioGuaura
Yeah, you may as well download it and play it on a DS emulator. Both the game and the console are out of production, it won't hurt anything
IchitheKira
LINK FOR DOWNLOAD: http://fuwanovel.org/novels/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-nds. thank me later
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
PLAY IT
EffervescentElephant
Which game should a newcomer to the series play first? And is it okay to play them out of order?
permafrostjack
I REALLY wouldn't recommend that. The plot would be spoiled. Play them in the order they came out. You'll thank yourself later.
EffervescentElephant
Ok, thanks!
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
For max impact and feels, you should play them in order: Phoneix Wright - Ace Attorney, Justice for all, Trials and Tribulations >
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
> Ace attorney - Apollo Justice and finally Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies (for 3DS, rest are for NDS)
EffervescentElephant
Thanks! I recently tried the demo for the 3DS one, and it seemed like a lot of fun. I'll try to find the first game, though!