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Mar 1, 2023 5:08 PM
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azazyel
#3
SickSadWhirled
#3 Easily my favorite human of all time. Vonnegut’s books continue to be a comfort and escape when I need it most. I ugly cried when he died
Bigemedic
#8 just put "Maurice", thx
RoseDandy
The hitcherbot makes me sad, American's are such fucking assholes we couldn't let a fun bot hitchhike.
poopjokesarefunny
#18 I love the yellow rumpled warbler because its nickname is butterbutt
mynamespaul
Fruit makes me poop. So mango lives up to it’s name.
enamelplants
#45 Know what, this helped. REPEAT WITH ME. IN EX, HA HA, LE LE
DrLOAC
#8 puts hand on Barista to stop him. How about you put Maurice.
deannaisaberry
#14 one neighbor sincerely believes Millennials invented littering
chbarts
#6 "Holy fucking bingle" should be engraved on a plaque in a position of honor at the NSA, to remind them how security fails in reality.
14367
#3 Upvoted for stealing one of mine! I love it when that happens
14367
and also because it's a great dump
kainreborn
SybilCrawley
#3 art AND nature. Can I survive without being surrounded by plants and beautiful things? Sure. But would I want to? Probably not.
ZKrock
#6 We all know that plushie gets molested.
Snooj
#21 I don't have a PhD or anything but I'm fairly certain that's not why we call it "spelling".
CloudStrife668
#29 Honestly miss VH1's Pop Up Videos
heartlessninja6
Can you imagine a modern version? “This was Kanye’s last music video before we found out he was a nazi.”
CloudStrife668
Someone at VH1 needs to make this happen.
HEARTSOFSPACE
#2 Damn... That makes a lot of sense.
zafner
#14 I haven't tried them all myself, but Nextdoor is certainly bonkers
CairoLen
I had to quit after 2 weeks as I was starting to loathe my neighbours instead of random strangers.
mistermiggs
#14 Oh yes we do, Philip. That shit is bananas
kainreborn
n0n53n53
had to stop getting "public safety" notifications because the amount of "there's a coyote on the golf course" or "this guy came to my door"
SickSadWhirled
#44
pareidoliaperson
Raphael looking like he'll volunteer to carry the head of an informant.
Mercurybird
#12 - Fun fact - It also made it through Germany and the Netherlands unscathed. Philly is brutal!
Salpinus
#46 if he's looking for a leak (you can just spray some soap water on it, and it'll bubble with pressure), it makes perfect sense
KafkasKarma
#22 yoga?
PackratMagpie
CrispHigh5
To be fair, saying in ex ha ha le le does reduce my stress levels a bit through laughter
friendsofsandwiches
I was bruised and battered
I couldn't tell what I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself Saw my reflection in a window
friendsofsandwiches
And didn't know my own face
Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away
On the streets of Philadelphia?
redfeather1
Good song.
friendsofsandwiches
he was a good can. Till he reached the streets of..Philadel el el el..el el el el el el...
lolspeak
#38 That's Mel Gibson!
HEARTSOFSPACE
#12 Hmm, I don't really find it funny. It's rather depressing, really.
FuzzyMedic
#44 or say, "perhemps".
SmokyDoggg
#1
&then with a straight face some shithead from New York born with a silver spoon tells us he’s one of us>
SmokyDoggg
& here’s the REALLY fucked up part: a lot of idiots believe him and would overthrow a legal election for him
Snooj
I appreciate how they made Paula's parents good people even though they were poor.
justaguyinthebackrow
#49 Eh, in big cities in the US I've had to show id or claim ticket to exit baggage claim with my bags.
NotAPervert
Which is vaguely fair but why isn’t the baggage claim included in the “secure zone” of the airport to begin with?
Snooj
Which big cities? I've flown into several airports that have no such security. MSP, OAK and PWM all within the last year. MCO in 2020.
justaguyinthebackrow
The big cities. Multiple airports in Chicago and NYC, specifically.
n0n53n53
when flying internationally and reentering the US there is a separate claim with guards watching you
Snooj
Well yes, that's Customs. A different animal. We're talking about domestic flights.
n0n53n53
who's "we" ?
Luvlyquants
* Rich, * Spoiled, *Victim. :)
StabbyBaker101
That makes no more sense than *peas
Mewmus
check out his new book "WAAAGH"
Luvlyquants
Idsertian
No, that's the new book from Warboss Smartz Krumpa. You want "WAAAH". Easy mistake.
Mewmus
my bad