May 10, 2022 12:00 AM
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erroneouspilot
Goomba loaf, my Lord.
OriginalEducatedCohort
Before I saw the title, I thought THAT BETTER BE A GOOMBA!
Mellayellafella1441
heller8790
Ok let’s stir this tea up. Starting with T- dog, babushka resurrection, the sak passé, then tillotson, the Italian restaurant. Then here.
Onsvaltti
Looks super fluffy
khakzoy
Lol, people really use the electric bread knifes? I thought they were a joke.
hralpha88
SplicketyLit
DarthGoodguy
thatonemom
Read title as Goomba Leaf and was very confused. First thought it was a mushroom.. that grew on the side of a tree. I must be tired.
Jopler420
how the hell???... welp, im concidering this magic.
SummerCucumbers
Clearly witchcraft. I can't even manage a basic loaf and here this person is making this art? Sorcery I say!
plus1forzoom
There better be a face....There better be a face....There better be a face....Nailed it.
sochilln
blackjackthecat
Looks way better than I expected
TheFeralDog
Same, but tbf i was only expecting mushroom shaped bread. To be fairer, it does look legit awesome.
LooseyGooseyBrett
I think he needed to hear that, he looks miserable
HandsFaceLiminalspace
https://instagram.com/konel_bread?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= they do many many more
MajorTom0101
Dick Butt?
RoryBory
That took some serious skill and planning! I like thinking "Nailed it" without the sarcasm and cackling sometimes
THEmichaelscarn12
SavagePatchKids
No she didn't
k98aj01
Goombas from my son’s bday party. I put a few coins inside and the kids stomped them. Loud, but fun.
retrohellix
Them in bread mofos.
howlonghaveyoubeenwidher
Now do dickbutt
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
GoombaLord
I approve.
goombaguy
I also approve.
dmay1210
At first I thought it was huge tumor used for Pre Med study. So glad I am wrong. That is cute....
CeterumCenseo
It's not a tooooomah!
Imakethingsweird
Propably also tastes better than the tumor
Andylium
the tumor makes everything taste like Brown in C major.
Itcanbedone
Now imagine every tumor as Goomba and you will be the Mario of medicine.
Jaexyr
Smash it
Cammo353
Who the fuck buys an electric bread knife?
MaybeGandhiWasRight
I presume it makes the cut cleaner for viewing purposes
DaDemian
We have that knife, but usually use it to carve turkeys on Thanksgiving
IlluminaBlade
Your Cease and Desist letter is in the mail.
Timbagged2
The first goomba on level 1:1 in Mario Bros is the single most lethal character in any video game.
CapnPawsome
Pretty sure even the title screen avoids it! Gitgud
senorbanana
That's what I'm missing while cutting bread, a chain sword.
atomicnonchalant
Haven't seen an electric knife since the 90's.
DeKetsendeRechter
I am baffled this is even a thing! WTF!
ProfBananaBread
I can’t believe there isn’t a dickbutt in there.
Klexy
How is noone talking about the chainsaw breadknife!!
What the fuck is even that!
brokenolivebranch
Right? I've always wondered how effective those are
napsmear
Goombread v
scrapz
This is terrible. Horrible. Take your damn upvote.
Zeplin
tomattow
Going places
dude.
SpaceSphere
spooktree
Sayagain
Get in the car!! What why? JUST GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!
Ja5per
Looks legit except, Why is Bowser's flame not pointing the right way.
Drase333
Isn’t this a dorkly video? It’s better with the sound
brandsilven
10 second joke, 50 second runtime? Yup, it's a Dorkly video, lol.
ObscureStarWarsReference
Oh absolutely! https://youtu.be/QgACcUDttQ0
PalaverQuader
not like there are 5 seconds at the end reading DORKLY in birght white letters in the middle of the screen XD
threyon
Agreed.
HeadJamistan
https://youtu.be/QgACcUDttQ0 @Drase333
erroneouspilot
Goomba loaf, my Lord.
OriginalEducatedCohort
Before I saw the title, I thought THAT BETTER BE A GOOMBA!
Mellayellafella1441
heller8790
Ok let’s stir this tea up. Starting with T- dog, babushka resurrection, the sak passé, then tillotson, the Italian restaurant. Then here.
Onsvaltti
Looks super fluffy
khakzoy
Lol, people really use the electric bread knifes? I thought they were a joke.
hralpha88
SplicketyLit
DarthGoodguy
thatonemom
Read title as Goomba Leaf and was very confused. First thought it was a mushroom.. that grew on the side of a tree. I must be tired.
Jopler420
how the hell???... welp, im concidering this magic.
SummerCucumbers
Clearly witchcraft. I can't even manage a basic loaf and here this person is making this art? Sorcery I say!
plus1forzoom
There better be a face....There better be a face....There better be a face....Nailed it.
sochilln
blackjackthecat
Looks way better than I expected
TheFeralDog
Same, but tbf i was only expecting mushroom shaped bread. To be fairer, it does look legit awesome.
LooseyGooseyBrett
I think he needed to hear that, he looks miserable
HandsFaceLiminalspace
https://instagram.com/konel_bread?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= they do many many more
MajorTom0101
Dick Butt?
RoryBory
That took some serious skill and planning! I like thinking "Nailed it" without the sarcasm and cackling sometimes
THEmichaelscarn12
SavagePatchKids
No she didn't
k98aj01
retrohellix
Them in bread mofos.
howlonghaveyoubeenwidher
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
GoombaLord
I approve.
goombaguy
I also approve.
dmay1210
At first I thought it was huge tumor used for Pre Med study. So glad I am wrong. That is cute....
CeterumCenseo
It's not a tooooomah!
Imakethingsweird
Propably also tastes better than the tumor
Andylium
the tumor makes everything taste like Brown in C major.
Itcanbedone
Now imagine every tumor as Goomba and you will be the Mario of medicine.
Jaexyr
Smash it
Cammo353
Who the fuck buys an electric bread knife?
MaybeGandhiWasRight
I presume it makes the cut cleaner for viewing purposes
DaDemian
We have that knife, but usually use it to carve turkeys on Thanksgiving
IlluminaBlade
Your Cease and Desist letter is in the mail.
Timbagged2
The first goomba on level 1:1 in Mario Bros is the single most lethal character in any video game.
CapnPawsome
Pretty sure even the title screen avoids it! Gitgud
senorbanana
That's what I'm missing while cutting bread, a chain sword.
atomicnonchalant
Haven't seen an electric knife since the 90's.
DeKetsendeRechter
I am baffled this is even a thing! WTF!
ProfBananaBread
I can’t believe there isn’t a dickbutt in there.
Klexy
How is noone talking about the chainsaw breadknife!!
DeKetsendeRechter
What the fuck is even that!
brokenolivebranch
Right? I've always wondered how effective those are
napsmear
Goombread
v
scrapz
This is terrible. Horrible. Take your damn upvote.
Zeplin
tomattow
Going places
duckbutter888
dude.
SpaceSphere
spooktree
Sayagain
Get in the car!! What why? JUST GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!
Ja5per
Looks legit except, Why is Bowser's flame not pointing the right way.
DarthGoodguy
Drase333
Isn’t this a dorkly video? It’s better with the sound
brandsilven
10 second joke, 50 second runtime? Yup, it's a Dorkly video, lol.
ObscureStarWarsReference
Oh absolutely! https://youtu.be/QgACcUDttQ0
PalaverQuader
not like there are 5 seconds at the end reading DORKLY in birght white letters in the middle of the screen XD
threyon
Agreed.
HeadJamistan
https://youtu.be/QgACcUDttQ0 @Drase333