Last year my wife and I hand wrapped 50 individual bags of candy so kids could have a fun and safe Halloween. 5 kids took every single bag 10 minutes after we put them out.

Oct 30, 2021 2:34 PM

ComradeNorgren

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4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it makes anyone feel better about humanity- I laid out 100 full size bars on a table. Came back end of night, still some left.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is why you either hand out the candy, or do as we have done; hand out balloons. They enhance visibility at nite.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hide in the bushes with a chainsaw (chain removed, if that suits you). Turn on and chase for good fun. Might get shot these days tho.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If you can, putting out a little bit at a time and refilling between groups can help prevent losing all the candy.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do it again but put chocolate laxatives

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is like the bowl of candy left out that gets emptied into someones bag. Sadly.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Absolutely shitty parenting going on at those houses

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Looters.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That’s capitalism

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 yeats ago we left candy out while we were at a party. Someone stole my cute Halloween bowl!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Kids suck.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Greedy scumbags

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I kind of the opinion, if this bothers you: just talk your neighbors, see if u can drop the candy off at the homes of children ahead of time

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree, do the same thing... but set up a snipers nest, with paintball guns. Some kids only learn the hard way.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Yeah pepper the little shits then you can find them later ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tbf it's mainly the two first lil shits. 3rd takes a second, 4th smacks one of the shits before taking one, and the 5th takes one

4 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

We did the same but kids respected the sign stating “one each”.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

This works fine where I live. It's not the kids, it's the parenting.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do the same thing this year, but leave a scarecrow by the set up for a week before hand. On halloween night, dress as the scarecrow and wait

4 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 2

Brilliant. Make it memorable so they think twice next time, hopefully maybe...Plus fun to scare em!

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I believe flamethrowers are pretty scary.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tomorrow's Halloween, so kind of hard to set it up for a week beforehand.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Next year? Apparently long-term thinking and delayed gratification are valuable (but wtf idk.)

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on how observant the little goblins are, you might be able to pull it off.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this year, no candies for anyone. Simples.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised the little bastards didn't smash the pumpkins too.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 5

Despite all their rage

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always put pumpkins out expecting them to be smashed. But stealing the lot of candy is next level shittiness. Like, pumpkins are

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

decoration that is going to rot in a couple weeks. Stolen candy is something that makes other kid’s Halloween fun and someone is going home

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

empty handed because of these shitheads.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

look at the size of them... no wonder

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

It's the two smallest of them that's taking most. The two last kids only take one each.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nothing to do with their size. To do with their sense of common decency. I'm going to guess they are American children.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

You know, it gets real damn tiring hearing people shit on Americans and paint us all with the same brush. I would've NEVER done this.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

In fact, I DIDN'T. When I was a kid I saw multiple unattended bowls left out, sometimes with a sign saying to take only one. And I did.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same. Now as an adult leaving candy out every year in a "bad" neighborhood no kids have done this, there's always some left. Doesn't rep us.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't support people defending these kids. I never would have done this regardless of my age

4 years ago | Likes 667 Dislikes 19

I tried this my one time trick or treating and my friends berated me. I felt so bad after. I gave it all back

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was a candy addict as a kid but also would never EVER have done this. Fuck these kids and their shitty parents.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

My monsters are still tiny and polite, but if I got a whiff they did this shit, there would be consequences and no candy.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They'd suddenly have ti do a reverse trick or treat? Going around handing out the candy they got?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of them look older then I would have been trick or treating at all

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid #5 only got 1 bag.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And kid #4 only took one and fussed at that other person for being selfish.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah it’s mostly kid 1 and 2 taking everything

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now that you mention it it is kind of just two of them

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I had poor impulse control as a kid but I knew right from wrong! I might've grabbed more than one, but not ALL of them!

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Im not defending the kids, but what did the homeowner truly expect? Just answer the door when it rings or sit outside, weather permitting.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 61

Blame the homeowner for expecting a global standard of decency. Cool

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

COVID Halloween. We didn’t hand out candy at all last year, so kudos to these folks for trying.

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I've been to houses that do stuff like leave a bowl out, people who arent shitty take one or two and thats it

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah odd for someone to put so much effort into making the bags and not want to hand them out

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 47

There was a comment from op saying they were on the porch and popped inside for these two minutes

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Covid

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Ah, the classic "they were asking for it" argument

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Well, I mean look at how that table was dressed.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep it is truly sad. Shitty parents, shitty kids. Humans just suck.

4 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 7

called misanthropy. general dislike of humans

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Experience can be a bitter teacher.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck you got mine culture thriving in the youth I see

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do the same this year. But with sugar free gummy bears.

4 years ago | Likes 1796 Dislikes 7

Haribo brand specifically

4 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 1

If you can't find name brand generic works just fine too...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every party needs a pooper, thats why they invited you... party pooper... party pooper

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This comment has more upvotes than the original post

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao I love it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's brilliant. It's a self inflicted trick or treat!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Broccoli

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oops! All raisins! 8D

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I love being in the internet for so many years that I immediately get this. Thank you for this.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IKR? They're the thieves but you...

4 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 7

Or fill the bags with dog shit

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or good ol' fashioned razor blades

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Yo what the fuck? Also pretty sure it's a felony to booby trap like that not to mention it's candy. I guess username checks out

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The poopening

4 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Laxatives

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

If you say laxatives out loud, then you're poisoning children, if you give them sugar free gummy bears, it's just Halloween.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Split the difference and call them shittles?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Interesting thought, lets put a pin in this and circle back.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Alteratively, have the video be mirrored on a tv, and have the TV in the window for them to clearly see them being recorded of their greed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No fill the bags with cat litter (unused), or gravel. When the kids pick up the bags it will scrunch, sound, and feel like candy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only one in five people have that reaction so odds are good they'll just be like eh sugar free and toss them.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Make a note that you have cameras and for each kid to only take one

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Black licorice, personally I like it but most kids dont

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better yet, lace them with extra sugar. Like loads of extra sugar

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fruir

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is evil., use apples, onions and carrots.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Icelandic rotten shark meat dish

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use a blend of reeses pieces and skittles.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Caramel dipped onions

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

be sure to season well, lots of salt, get the cauldron HOT - you don't want them squirming long, it makes the them gamey.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Candy onions!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope those kids were wooped for being that disrespectful.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those kids are pieces of shit. Crappy parenting to boot.

4 years ago | Likes 1271 Dislikes 29

The first 2 for sure. The other 3 would have just been allowing the 2 to have even more they don't deserve if they'd abstained.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Devils advocate:. What if that’s their only meal? Put 10 out at a time; refill. Sit the porch, wave/yell. Chill, it’s candy, they’re kids.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 20

Devil's dont give a shit, the kids are dickheads either way. Yeeeeeet

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Judging by said childrens weight: doubt it

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Ayyyy

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I got mine fuck you any anybody else" is a growing sentiment and it sucks to see it.

4 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 7

Sorry, responded to you by mistake.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parents are clearly Republicans

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 16

*loots footlocker*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't know about that but I bet they saw their parents do this with toilet paper earlier this year ?

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

How we're all just accepting this as one long year

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lol, I had a broken ankle last year......then didn't take any holidays..... it's is one long year for me ?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Leaving candy for other kids is communism and if you do it the country will literally explode

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

(and because this is imgur: /s)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just remember if you eat the candy the terrorists win.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the American dream.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That’s the Republican motto.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Not really. This is just the American way.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 33

Lie, cheat, steal, kill, Win, everybody's doin it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I see how you're getting downvotes, but the american dream is based on shitting on others to improve your own situation. So...

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

That’s literally not the American dream. The American dream is to start from little and have the opportunity to have a comfortable life.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Yes. And that can only be achieved by using others.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So an immigrant family who opens a shop, saves enough to send their kid to college and live a comfy middle class life is using others?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean... what did you expect to happen.

4 years ago | Likes 619 Dislikes 190

> than one and most bowls had candy still in them by the end of the night. Kids are great as long as their parents do their job. These didnt

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We almost never have an issue when we set out candy, most people are pretty respectful

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

is that what you teach your kids?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I did something similar a few years ago and every kid took exactly one thing from the table. Even at the end. I had to tell them they >

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

> could take more so I didn't end up with left overs.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I used to put out the bowl after 9 for the older kids and never had a problem. Some times there were still pieces in the morning.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Same & still do. But only the crappy treats are left over. All the snickers are gone

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would also buy Halloween pencils and kids loved those.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perhaps a dumb question from a non-American, why get crappy treats?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually get a bag of mixed treats. So there is a choice of treats for kids.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok so I took my kids trick or treating tonight and there were several bowls like this. Not a single child that I observed were taking more >

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea I was sitting on the front porch to say hi to people/keep distance/keep an eye on hooligans. I literally stepped in for 2 minutes.

4 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 9

That's all they needed. As a kid I would have pretend we were robbing a jewelry store.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 46

I hope you're less of a shit person now, at least.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

Probably not

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wow, you're probably real fun at parties.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 38

Probably more fun than you since they don't go around grabbing shit that doesn't belong to them, unlike some people

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Wait, so you don't think that this is a shitty thing to do?

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Little rascals were waiting in the shadows

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

There's no honor system on Halloween. Weren't you ever a kid?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 42

We were all kids, obviously. Just some of us were apparently less shitty as kids than others.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean yeah if you were raised shitty

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Again, what did you expect to happen?

4 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 88

Right? Like a bunch of fucking kids in Halloween aren't going to ransack it all and run away to have the best night ever.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Within 2 mins nothing, maybe innocently believe less opportunistic mindsets exist considering every other house is handing out sweets.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Kids in my neighborhood were all decent and took one bag each.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Kids have never done this to my candy bowls where I live, so I'm sure they expected better than what they got.

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 6

When I was a kid, my friends and I would have NEVER done this. Don't talk about this shitty behaviour as if it's normal.

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 4

Unfortunately it's normal for shitty kids and there's plenty of those.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not where I'm from. Wouldn't be surprising to hear that common decency isn't taken for granted in USA though.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Maybe you just don't remember much about being a child. Maybe you didn't interact with many other children. I can only speculate.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I walked out of a shop forgetting to pay for a lolly as a kid. When I realised I felt so awful I almost cried, and I ran back to the shop 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Well to be honest it would not happen over here, your question gives the wrong message to be honest.

4 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 8

Right? Saying stuff like this or "kids will be kids". No, these are shitty kids. There are plenty of good kids that wouldn't do this.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

This

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is a poor parenting/teaching values issue. The parents of these children either weren't taught themselves, or don't care enough to-->

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

teach their children.This is endemic where I live.Parents cuss out their children, scream at them for crying (babies), don't supervise them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or they are trying their best and the kids suck. I know it's unpopular but kids sometimes are shitty. Every shitty adult was once a kid.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that. It's not OP's fault those kids are selfish shits. I hate questions like this.

4 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 10

I agree. Children taking candy on Halloween deserve no forgiveness or mercy. God be with their souls.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

That's dumb and you know it. It's like a kid version of the shopping cart test. Sucks for the other kids and OP.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

All kids are selfish shits. Their brains aren't developed yet to process the consequences of their actions. That's why adults exist.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Not all kids are shits. Some do better, some worse. Adults should make sure kids aren't being shitty. They are old enough to know better.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're correct, and yet, the OP left themselves vulnerable, and it's fair to wonder why. And they answered why, in another comment.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sure. But to position as if OP is responsible for the outcome removes agency from kids who are old enough to know better.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, it does no such thing. Multiple people can bear different responsibilities in a given situation. The OP has no responsibility except »

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disagree on how that question lands per positioning blame. "What did you expect" feels loaded to me with "this is your own fault"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to themselves, but it's perfectly reasonable for us to wonder why they would not expect this to happen when it seems the obvious outcome.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0