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Mar 15, 2017 12:55 AM
capnthunderpants
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kingminglingling
Where's the version of this with the savage story about the mom who gives this to her kid at his birthday party?
TheElderBowls
This is probably classified as a dessert with a leaning towards being a cake or pie...
StrongPureRace
Gianttesticlemonster
ThePickliestRick
Replace the feta with coconut and it'd make an amazing dessert.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
It could be worse. There could have been pineapple on it.
DieselsDad
I am so on the fence about this...
Srslythoguys
Cover it in salt
PrincessLeliana
You need to go to the gym if you don't think that looks like the most delicious thing ever created
thesunnyera
underthewhale
Fruit is nature's candy.
DontPutThatInThere
Meh. I'd eat it.
MyNameIsLucilleAndIKnowHowUFeel
Fruit pizza is good, but you gotta put it on a sugar cookie crust
amglasgow
As long as you don't expect it to taste like Pizza, that looks fucking delicious.
TheRepostBandit
Best watermelon salad I've ever seen
alsoAzrael
I'm like 99% certain those "slices" will fall apart the moment you pick them up.
GarxeonPrime
I would think a wedge of watermelon could support the weight of a few bits of fruit. I doubt it would fall apart, unless you tip it over.
lr5123
The fuck you talking about? Aside from the fucking feta cheese (seriously, who the hell thought that a bunch of fruit needed feta) that
AddictiveTendancies
Shredded coconut*
thotheger
Feta cheese and watermelon is an amazing combination. not sure about the rest.
BillyBaloney976
Its delicious. Try sprinkling salt on watermelon, same kinda thing.
drickanderson
Do you know any Bulgarians? They put either bulgarian feta, or bulgarian yogurt on EVERYTHING!
heiferWithCheese
A salty cheese goes well with fruit, salt brings out the natural sweetness
lr5123
-upon closer insepection, it might actually be coconut, but even then, the coconut taste conflicts with everything else, scrap it-
Whoevenneedaname
White chocolate shavings.
natitude0628
My dad makes this watermelon salad with feta cheese and it's surprisingly good
lr5123
doesn't look to bad. Just don't go eating that expecting to be eating pizza. Side note: why didn't whoever made this core the kiwis?
lebbzz
Who cores kiwis?
lebbzz
Who cores kiwis?
lr5123
I do. Kiwi cores are tough on the teeth and contain neuro-toxins. Fuck that, core them
flowseeker
That's strange. I've never heard of anyone doing that.
brushybrushy
... I like the core. It's the seeds that make my mouth tickle.
lr5123
Kiwi cores have neuro-toxins in them that numb the tongue and just all-round aren't good.
lr5123
TL;DR: Not a bad dish, doesn't need feta and core those damn kiwis.
XFMR
I've never heard, nor experienced this. All kiwis I've ever had tasted awesome.