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"I've had it with these motherfucking llamas on this motherfucking plane !"
Jan 2, 2017 2:44 PM
Rverence
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CaptainOverKilled
Llama: excuse me ma’am, can I get you a drink? Or would you like to purchase some food items from our menu?
Simplethings1
+1 for getting the lama through customs
Pheralg
if terrorists can get through, I don't see why a llama couldn't
drenix
"Carl... why is the plane floor all red and sticky?"
Corgishavedisproportionatelysmalllegs
Caaaaaaaarl
Watsekakisdie
Kuzco is that you?
APhillyBrokeMyHeart
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrlllll
hoom88
JoggingWithForks
That girl is like... stupid attractive.
runesters
Tina you fat lard
AutomaticUltraviolet
Fuck you, Lele Pons
imalamma
It was a nice flight, 5/7 would recommend
TransistorRadio
Anyone else remember that "Me and my Llama" song from 80's Sesame Street where the kids takes the llama to the dentist?
thesmellofbooks
I sing it randomly on occasion.
TransistorRadio
Wow, youtube has everything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkYHhG18uc
TinySatanicHamster
But caaaaaaaaaaarl that kills people!
DaleErnfart
HELL YA!!! WHORES!!!!
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
I hate lele pons
HadrianXI
LookingForMyParents
Mom?
andreCookieJumper
No smoking on this flight...the aircraft is fitted with a smoke detector and a llama
Rverence
"Of course we serve animals , we`re not animals"
degenerator
Which is the llama?
poopthetrunk
You are not wrong.
Gorillionare
Unsuccessful attempt at double-dipping. Love it.
Maelstrom88
It's not unsuccessful if he did it.
JonathanFrey
Did you get to pet it? I would.
LloydMadel
Umm
DicholasEscobar69
CAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLL
tooomanysteves
This should be top comment.
countofmontecristo
SergeantGSD
This service animal shit is getting out of hand.
realwomenfightnaked
I think this was during an emergency when planes were helping or evacuting people or something
yuyufan43
As someone who had a service dog, I laughed. I would never bring her on a plane or movies, etc and she was 8 pounds.
zeemode
I thank you sir. Mankind and society thanks you. I love dogs just not when and where I'm eating or flying
yuyufan43
I understand how some people need them in order to live a normal life, but I don't want to abuse the system if I don't have to.
wonder89
So I have questions...
orgeezuz
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead and a beak to eat honey but it is provided with fins for swimming
wonder89
I mean,how and why is that thing on a plane, if this is real?
TheCaydeUnit
Fake, you can see it's a soundstage.
orgeezuz
Oh, that? I mean llamas don't have wings, you know. How do you expect them to fly
standards
Hey, at least he's not wearing a hat and going by "Carl."
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Tina, you fat tub of lard, come get some peanuts
yuyufan43
(or fuckin' Lorna Doone shortbread cookies and half a sprite)
imreallyjusthereforthecats
*stale Lorna Doone shortbread cookies
yuyufan43
*half a Sprite poured in a flimsy plastic cup with the widest, crotch soaking-est rim on the planet.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
That is promptly knocked over by the morbidly obese woman in the middle seat with restless leg syndrome and night terrors
yuyufan43
I'm physically disabled and have the worst fucking shakes because of it. I don't even need a fat lady to knock it over for me. Lol.
TrueSurvivor91
Is that Shyla Stylez? I haven't seen that one .. yet
magila
Lele Pons
magila
NOPE!
mehwhyshouldithinkofsomethingunique
No luggage for him, he forgot to alpaca suitcase.
squirtlemacturtle2
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
Normally. I love puns... but this one just made me angry. Shame on you. You fucker. +1
ThecommentFarmer
MadVillainousDave
TheUpdootist
If I did that I would be publicly humili...Oh wait.
cookinbythebook
Is that Kimmy Granger?
derthballs2020
No, it's a llama
NuclearChimichangas
Lelepons is annoying as fuck.
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Thank you i hate her so much
LeeroyTheBird
Lelepons? Never heard of her
JanetVanDyne
Why is she annoying? I'm just curious.
NuclearChimichangas
Where do I even begin? For starters, she has crashed someone's wedding, messed with street performers, to mention a few. All this for 1/2.
JanetVanDyne
Aw... What a shame, my favorite youtuber dates her, but I had no idea she was like this, I just knew her spanish is bad.
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
Isn't there a gif of her getting smacked
NuclearChimichangas
2/2 the vine, which thankfully is dead. Overall, she's pretty reckless and the large majority of her content, if not all of it, is unfunny.
mathleteclub
Crashed a wedding for the vine?!? Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjiA-MvQkNY
AigooHive
The wedding thing is fake. If you look closely, the photographer is her mom.
n0vaga5
Also the groom is wearing jeans lmao
blairmichod
Doesn't make it fake. This girl looks like someone who would go to a wedding where the groom is wearing jean.
TheBannedOne2
All those YouTube/Vine stars are. Except she together with Amanda Cerny are the most sexy ones.
literallymike
King Bach is actually pretty funny, IMO. But for the most part, you are correct.
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
"We're going on holiday? Great alpaca my bags"
alpacasnack
I'm slightly relevant :D
alpacabasket
I'm relevant
BathoryImmortal
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2d/2d1d3ee560c676ba0bb842fd4f0ed6dac165fac75c265b14dc4bdbc99273d67d.jpg
ThisAlpaca
I'm coming!
UltraMadPlayer
Jasper556
Well done.
whatshouldilabelmyself
Better execution than the top comment. +1 for you.
excusemewhileiwhipthisout2626
kbkx5
Genius!
ThatsWhatSheSed
*alpaca bag
PirateTuna
she@lolcat:/imgur/comment_section$ echo ${comment} | sed 's/I\'ll pack a bag/alpaca bag/g' That's what she sed.
Snodig
Unless you're Italian.
TheYetisburgAddress
No. It was a him, a Mario.
andyg288
too funny!!!
ImaLumberjackAndImAlrightAlrightAlright
Thank you
ThatsWhatSheSed
: )
ILiketoLikeThings
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/3/3f/Stop_it_hellboy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160128181848
bigdog1983
Broken08
So, serious question; in British English, does the word "vacation" exist? I take a vacation on a holiday in America.
TedTheMan
They are going to pun-ish you for an extra bag.
worgenboy
TwoBitFortuneTeller
I'm pretty sure you're just fish-in' for upvotes.
Iamhedonismbot
Oh, you.
ktktktkt
My mother calls alpacas "alopecias" EVERY SINGLE TIME even though we tell her that's NOT what they're called...
HappyTheKangaroo
My girl friend suffers from neck down alopecia.
Barjack
Beat me to it
DrMyogb
Great pun. Take a +1 your beautiful creature.
Lojay
Dad?
boobphysicist
son?
Lojay
Hah. Reunions are terrifying.
professionalthirdwheeler
gitared
Better when you say it in Mario's voice.
TouchThaFishyyy
Moekaki69
This is why I come to imgur...
IntergalacticCheeseSandwich
phillalsowith2lls
PMSL. +1 sir
DrFolk
Ha ha this made me smile
DoctorFluffykins
Okay so we can't have more than a 100ml of liquid, but you can bring a fucking llama on a plane?!
somethingaboutllamas
There's just something about us...
ChrisCookieQueen
Can't wait for the movie! ????
hairbnb
That's a flight attendant. The ears spreading points out the emergency exits.
Quirkyls
I'd like a cup of milk.
The1stBellicose
This comment needs more love.
bradthegeek
Love given
JefftheIntern
Llamas aren't liquid.
Fargus57
They are if you have a big enough blender.
JefftheIntern
Well played.
CrazyOhs
Would be different if u try it with a camel, because of the liquid in its back :D
SithRuleOfTwo
Its not like its Llama Bin Lladen.
Pointlesscommentary
FsImgur
Well the TSA rule doesn't say you CAN'T bring llamas on the plane...so...
MoooCow
Checkmate Obama
Imustupvotealltacos
Oh you can in multiple containers that are under 100ml each. Tiny liquor bottles ftw
jeandolly
"I'm hijacking this plane!". "Oh my god do what he says, the motherfucker has a llama!"
ZorasDomainNameSystem
Other countries don't have to follow TSA guidelines
PerfectSpawn
It's a 'movie' set
foilist13
What if the Llama pisses more than 100ml into a bit the while on the plane?
SurfinPirate
Llama talk to TSA about that shit!
catsandcoke
Does it go through the metal detector?
mrmeeseekslookatmee
I'm pretty sure this is a standing set for a film. You can see the lights and scaffold on the ceiling
DoctorFluffykins
Yeah her name is Lele Ponns and she dumb insyragam and youtube videos
TommyCreo
Yes, but camels are a no-go if their humps contain more than 100ml... aaaand I've just discovered that their humps actually consist of fat.
turbulentlizard
Can still have 100ml of fat.
TommyCreo
I was lied to as a kid!
314159td
I knew as a kid, but I kept my mouth shut after I got in trouble for saying that the teacher was wrong.
ThatGirlWithTheStuff
Sounds like the time my teacher got the class to laugh at me when I tried to point out he was wrong about the Earth's axis movement.
MiaTheScienceLady
What's to stop a bunch of terrorists from bringing on several 100ml bottles of liquid ?
o11c
Absolutely nothing. Not to mention the fact that 95% of the time, the TSA fails to detect guns ...
MiaTheScienceLady
Well I do have a pair of sick pythons *tenses arms terribly*
o11c
You horrible person! You should take them to a vet immediately!
Sejanus1964
If it is a Service Llama...yes, yes you can.
iDigDinos
Is this a real thing?
varsil
Can I get a service bottle of Coke?
Enginerrrrrrrrr
No you can't. The ADA only recognizes dogs and miniature horses.
iarmit
Flights, at least domestic US flights, are covered under a different law iirc, like the housing law that has wider latitude
NotSingleCatLady
I just met a lady on my flight to texas with a service bird named Papaya he was orange and so sweet
matyles
you can usually fly with small animals
NDE239
What can a Llama be service for? It doesn't have any thumbs
BreadyStinellis
Anxiety.
hawkinat0r
I've heard of goats being used as service animals for hearing and vision impaired people who have dog allergies, llamas are probably possibl
MrHealYoGirl
If you are a druid, anything can be an animal companion.
MedicalMystery
Under the ADA only dogs and miniature horses can legally be service animals. No other animals.
MugRuncher
Hello... and welcome to the rest of the world. Outside of the USA.
DoctorFluffykins
I want a fucking service Llama.
TheBannedOne2
Yaaasss, everytime I meet someone I don't like, the Llama will do the spitting for me. That would be awesome!
Leonon
I'd prefer a regular service llama.
MerToo
Fucking Service-Llamas, while a huge source of relief & comfort for many, are still a crime. Stop discrimination against Llamafuckers!
DoctorFluffykins
Llamas need love too
MerToo
Llamasexuality is a part of the normal spectrum, unlike those Apache Attack Helicopter perverts!
Lampwall
Llamas are non combustible
KingBamboo
Fair enough.
Geo80
You're not trying hard enough.
MrArthurRadley
*llamas have a high flash point
Chrichelle
As far as YOU know...
JefftheIntern
Sure, with that attitude.
krapmyself
I guarantee if you light a Llama on fire it will burn.
dietderpsy
They are Inllamable.
AnonymousArsonist
+1 for effort
yourCleverUsername10
Humans can spontaneously combust without provocation. It's happened on the bus before.
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
Isn't that just bull?
MoooCow
No it was human
RX7zx6r
No it was bs
DoctorFluffykins
You can definitely combust a llama I'm sure of it
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
... sounds like your speaking from experience.... go on.....
polymetricr
confirmed http://imgur.com/k8gJ1Ew
PraiseOurLordJJAbrams
You monster D:
oifukoffyespookymidget
Very risky click +1
DoctorFluffykins
NO LLAMA, NOOOOOOOO
polymetricr
ASDFghjkl
ImPickleRRRRRRiiiiiiccccccckkkkkk
+1 for Minecraft.
polymetricr
i remembered they added llamas and one spit on me the other day so i thought i'd get revenge