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Part8- https://imgur.com/gallery/nm7uy
Part7- https://imgur.com/gallery/L9XmG
Part6- https://imgur.com/gallery/oEOqj
Part5(the musical)- https://imgur.com/gallery/dCqyl
Part4- https://imgur.com/gallery/Yxgyp
Part3- https://imgur.com/gallery/KKckE
Part2- https://imgur.com/gallery/V3IkK
Part1- https://imgur.com/gallery/oXsM1
KrisPiasek
#26 Wait... This is not from kindergarden?
pandro
#7 I get Goblin King David Bowie and the Harry Potter guy. Who is king if the elves? I thought it was a dolled-up Tom Hiddleston.
dbox
#11 Everytime you paint your house is gets fractionally bigger
chickencity530
i just spent the last hour and and a half going through all nine dumps, good job
PrincessBride1
I would like the Australian in #13 explained to me like I'm five, please,
TheSilverbackPrime
I always upvote hedgeys
SteveIrwinIsMySpiritAnimal
Pretty sure I tried to upvote this post at least 3 separate times
RandomMachine
for all of the quality laughs this has given me I will star it and reference when i'm a glum chum
rookiefdb
do NOT make spaghetti in your kettle. it destroys the kettle and also makes the spaghetti gross
DarkJarris
this kills the patient.
Apairofpants
#16 is just how the Polish do it.
thecuteocalypseishere
#16 one of the vloggers I watch occasionally did the name smash thing with her wife
Nerdygasm
#17 Have you ever had a dream where you're physically feeling the pain of what's happening to you? I stepped in a bear trap in one LastNight
OddOod
#29 the CIA/FBI/ETC. are legit having trouble finding programmers who haven't smoked pot.
aaaaaa123456789
I'm a programmer and I never did any drugs. But I'm from South America, so I guess I'd have to fly over the wall :)
OddOod
Maybe they'll hire you! https://www.fbijobs.gov/career-paths/stem can't hurt to apply
torillatavataan
#2 needs work. 65 dB/cat times 2 Gigacats comes out at 158dB. A Jet engine is ~140dB, so a hundred jet engines would be more than enough.
aaaaaa123456789
Upvoted for 'gigacats'.
CoupDeGrayce
#1 literally made me laugh until I cried
piccolodew
#13 ahaha the only words we actually use might be sheila + squiz, but it's mostly just saying 'cunt' 'fuck oath', 'yeah nah' or 'nah yeah'
HexaDecimal16
Thought #8 was going to zoom out and be dickbutt. Imgur has programmed my mind
zeusaprilo
i dont surf here much. i mean, i do but i been in this DrugsAB thread for days, & actually forgot about dickbutt, so i lol'd
FancyFeastAdvocate
I was in a meeting with clients and wanted to say "let's make this quick" or "let's make this brief" and instead said "lets make this queef!
WanderingChief
eelero
I read the word in #8 as "erotic". I was confused but pleased.
BearBombs
#27 Just sat here mumbling "rise up lights" over and over while giggling. Don't lie, you did too.
WanderingChief
TotallySaneScientist
#2 not how sound works
andergriff
if everyone in the world reached up at once, could we reach the moon?
Tsunamix
Decibels are on a logarithmic scale. Every 3dB is 2x.
thatmeddlingkid
#16 I knew a chick who's last name was Westmor, a portmanteau of her father's Westley and her mother's Moran
zeusaprilo
that's how it should be done, imo
CometLaHal
i hate 97% of hillary duff's movies
retrogradebrain
#2 is super wrong. Firstly, the average housecat's meow is only around 45 db from 6 inches away. Second, there are between 220 & 600 (1/?)
retrogradebrain
mil domestic/feral cats in the world. They're count probably included wild cats which are much louder. Third, your hearing works (2/?)
retrogradebrain
*their, I am very tired
zeusaprilo
its all good, thanks for lots of good info!
retrogradebrain
on a log scale. meaning you need 10 cats to perceive the sound as twice as loud. the formula is T = I + 10log(n) SOOOO (3/?)
retrogradebrain
T is somewhere between 128.4 and 132.8 db. Loud enough to cause hearing damage and pain, but quieter than a rifle fired at 1m HOWEVER (4/?)
retrogradebrain
that is assuming you get all the cats in the world to be 6" from you. Which is impossible. The intensity of sound over distance (5/?)
retrogradebrain
Follows an inverse square law, i2/i1 = [D1/D2]^2. & after consulting a math-y friend, I think you'd have to avg every cat's i2 value (6/7)
bunnyfloofington
I definitely made my bf say rise up lights and beer can. It worked.
Str8Grizleh
#18 "The strangest crack head saved my life today."
blairmichod
The term crack head is highly insensitive to the stimulant community.
crabbydotca
#12 is it just me or does "Bear Glove" sound super weird
pandro
when I glanced it looked like "rear glove" and that was disturbing
Corrodias
Smells okay, though. But I can't stand to wear any scents that linger, now. Tom's Unscented for me; apricot and lavender are acceptable.
javer80
Tom's of Maine club unite!
Silverbane1997
#22 I think she was trying to hear them boobs jiggling while those girls were giggling
WeekendMashSomeTatoes
wut
WanderingChief
Are you sure you meant the spaghetti one?
HannibalBarkas
Nr. 2 is wrong 2 cats with 65 db are together 68 db they don't double
CFBEvilEmpire
I am so glad someone else caught that.
ThenameTomwastakensoIimprovised
Yeah there are billions of flies in the world but you don't hear the sound of one fly multiplied by billions constantly
theorsonwells
Not to mention you cannot array all cats as a single point source so they won't couple perfectly.
torillatavataan
Not with that attitude you cannot!
shyriath
No, but you can compress them until they undergo gravitational collapse. That's pretty close, right?
MoreLikeLawlSchool
#2 is trash. First of all cats are more like 45 dB. 2BN cats at a single point would be 138 dB. But sound decays over distance. So
MoreLikeLawlSchool
45 dB is reduced to roughly 10 dB (the sound of normal breathing) by about 56 feet, without reverberations and all that. If we assume
MoreLikeLawlSchool
A (relatively) tight squeeze with an average cat's head length of 4 inches by 3 inches we can squeeze 12 cats per square foot. With a radius
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Of 56 feet to work with, we could fit about ~118,225 cats in a circle around somebody where their meows would reach the person's ears at
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Over 10 dB. So the other 1,999,881,775 cats are irrelevant really. What was the question again?
madmanmoe64
I knew that was bs but didn't know how to actually work it out, thanks.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
sound only really doubles when you multiply the sound by 10
ApotheosisCM
And sound decays over distance. The cats in India have no effect on the sound of the cats in Canada.
DaGr8Lord
As a trained, professional Canadian: our cats wouldn't participate in any of this foolishness.
turbodong
Now that you said this many of your cats would probably indeed participate just to spite you
ATalkingMushroom
They're Canadian, they wouldn't do that.
AnythingMuchShorter
If it worked their way the wind over a field of grass would deafen you.
VirginSurgeon
Yes I cringe every time I see this. Schools don't teach logarithm anymore ?
OddOod
Well, they might just not teach that sound is measured on the logarithmic scale
greenking13
They teach it very terribly. I basically didn't learn logs until college, and decibel was due to my Circuit Theory class.
Varadho
They (should) teach logarithms, but they rarely teach decibels.
ApplesdaKitty
Logarithms are taught at last year highschool, but only briefly. College covers em good. Moreso in physical sciences.
SecondSince
To be fair, logarithmic gymnastics is a bit of a niche sport.
FullCrimsonic
Schools teach?
JoeFo20
So what's the answer then??
votfgz
10 decibel more = 10 times louder. 2bn cats = 2*10⁹ times louder = 80 decibel plus log(2) louder. So 148db if they're all in the same place.
votfgz
and I'm surprised nobody noticed that 10⁹ is somehow 80 decibel and not 90 as it should be, so 158db
Darthran
If we don't want to assume they're all in the same place we can either assume max entropy (divided equally across all land) or weight by pop
Darthran
So fraction of world population in any spot * cat population. Can easily make a heat map in GIS for cat loudness.
WhiteWolfSix
Which is probably close to the cats already there.
votfgz
(correction: plus 10 times log(2) louder)
ravstar52
So, quieter than a 747 on take off
MikePowers
Ha, I missed the "bn" in the 130-150bn dB that was written and instead saw 130-150 dB which sounded right. I was confused why peeps were mad
MikePowers
158-168 dB is incredibly loud still, but any time you get to the billion dB you know something's gone wrong. Like earth split in half wrong.