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Oct 31, 2016 9:27 PM
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VoidIncarnate
What's UPS, dog?
IAlwaysFavoriteFood
PUPS
CorneliusBreadington
nigelandco
Biskie
what can doge do for you?
KarmicBee
therocksfannypack
dothesnozberriestastelikesnozberries
DildoSwaggens
SONOFABITCH! This just reminded me that I'm 5 days into my "Free 2 Day Shipping". What the fuck is happening to Amazon?
SoThatsWhere
What an efficient career choice. Now he can chase his tail and the mailman at the same time!
citizenkayt
Brown Borks Matter
GeneralMiura
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0HlyEwxJt5gKdqi4/giphy.gif
shaunie81
Why hello there Mr UPS Man.
kalix90
i just waiting my Shibbing
iWillAlwaysBoopTheSnoot
And for the low low cost of a treat and a tummy rub, you may have your package.
rapemeokrobmoneyarenot
Today in the news; Delivery guy borks at dog.
YallMuthaFuckasNeedJesus
Guy barks at delivery dog*
aeolk
Shit assed bork machines strike again!
deskrubbit
What the hell is a doggo?
Ipostrandomthings
A lil ol pupper
deskrubbit
What the hell is a pupper?
Ipostrandomthings
a big ol doggo
lilspit
It is what "imgurians" have taken to calling dogs for some reason. See also *puppers* for puppies.
deskrubbit
Thanks. I was hoping to initiate a combo: whats a doggo... a great big pupper... whats pupper... a little bitty doggo.
mattdefender
As a ups employee. Can confirm, we have a doge department for such things
BMFPoochie
This dog's a poser though, little shit's not even grabbing opposite corners.
mattdefender
You're right! He probably didn't even follow the 8 keys to lifting and lowering
BMFPoochie
I wonder if you have to multiply x2 the 5 keys to preventing slips and falls if you have extra legs.
mattdefender
Thats a good point. I wonder if he's a manager. I would take him over mine any day
BMFPoochie
Either way we'd end up cleaning up after their shit.