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Oct 16, 2016 5:30 PM
gokuisjesus
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devtil
Thought it was going to be The Simpsons opening from the thumbnail
Dhoosty
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnzMkJocw6Q
Dhoosty
a little irked by your subtitles, it really should be UNYIELDING RAGE, not unyielding RAGE given how the line is delivered
TeeMee123
filthy casual
BrockenSpectre
I AM THE HYPE!!!
SometimesSketchy
You are no longer an older brother, please burn your card. You are now mereley a "brother".
Aaronspark777
"All these squares make a circle"
YouLookLikeAFruit
My name is slightly relevant!!!
SantaPanda
And not even a homosexual, an actual fruit.
YouLookLikeAFruit
EGGPLANT!!!
FuckThisThingInParticular
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/wkB67hh
HiImMattIFuckUpMostThings
My youngest brother always asked me,the oldest, to set up his games. I always set them to the highest difficulty. He is the best of us.
ThatNerdyCouple
Kiss my ass bitch im immortal
AntiEvil007
Is that me!!??
AsherOG
Had to create an account specifically to upvote this.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Did you know Vegeta and Piccolo never fought? Weird right?
thjoth
They're united in their frustration of dealing with Goku's idiocy.
mordaedil
They take pot shots at Yamcha.
linkletonsan
Who doesn't?
Cortezdelanoche
They are secret best buddies
markman2001
Isn't that weird, black man?
MrMusclePants
*whoosh* aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhh!
Pabloso12
"Yeah almost as weird if you call me that again"
markman2001
(what IS he?)
Bob423
"Almost as weird as what'll happen if you call me that again"
catsrcool707
gokuisjesus
catsrcool707
MrtheOffender
Do do do do do, Do do do Do do, DO do dodo do dodo do dodo dadodododo charging my attack
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
Good job little on (I'm going to murder you in your sleep)
Thedoctorhascometosaveus
Always upvote dbz
Thebluespace27
Always updoot *dbza
gokuisjesus
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/51yty8B
DangerousNoodle
Yup. Just got my ass destroyed by my 13 year old brother ( I'm 22) on Guitar Hero, expert level.
Fairdinkums
My younger and older brother were much better than me at that! i played it like mad and the only song i cant do now is dragonforce on expert
DangerousNoodle
No one can, no one can.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHRfbiwdheg
tpgreyknight
First part of this comment would win Out-Of-Context-Theatre forever
MrRandom314159
So I guess we're just gonna use DBZA scenes instead of DBZ now?
Rc58
Does he ever say that exact line in DBZ, though? If not, then it wouldn't match what OP was trying to convey
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/Kf98H76
needanamedammit
Team Four Star has better writers. So, yep. I'm okay with that.
alsoAzrael
Fuck yeah they do. As far as I'm concerned DBZA dialogue is canon.
therocknrollclown
when i was younger and trying to get into DBZ for a friend, i thiught DBZA was canon and watched it instead. i still havent watched DBZ, tho
alsoAzrael
I'll bet you were like "wow this show is well written and funny, and not too long!"
Freelancer10
I don't even remember what canon Piccolo sounds like anymore.
SomeDudeNurse
DODGE BITCH! GET OUT DA WAY!
MrtheOffender
I cannot sit through an episode of regular DBZ with him in it, i keep waiting for Kami and Nail's lines
MrRandom314159
Took me a while to remember Krillin's original voice too.
JetMarks
Same for Vegeta. Lanipator too good.
alsoAzrael
Shit, I just realized I don't either. I am okay with this.
ImperialStains
My husband brought me to tears once and I cried and beat my fists into his chest while begging him to tell me how to win... he said get good
ImperialStains
The little shit. But I eventually did get good
Rips4w
Unyeilding
DontTouchThatCow
Budge
Jancer16
RAGE
InsanityReborn
UNYIELDING RAGE should both be capp'd and red, but otherwise good.
InsanityReborn
I'm just not really feeling the anger.
Flopolopagus
"Oh, my pride! I wish I was a carrot."
TripleKitten
Best episode to date IMO
Flopolopagus
IDK. "So this is what it's like to have lips. Bbbbb. Bbbbb. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb*SMACK*... Bbb."
daimomusic
He said one week. I'm using it...
Arenub
Sponsored by HeatTap(TM)
Arkyrion
That's not INaccurate.
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/wkB67hh
daimomusic
He said one week. I'm using it...
AnEvilLemon
"insuLTING MY PRIDE!"
justicecracker
So handsom.
bruiser888
Mock my pride grrrr
SirSage
See? What I yell ya! He's like a See N Saiyan
SirSage
Typo FUCK!
MrtheOffender
IMMAKILLIM
goingfastandstuff
SantaPanda
this is actually one of my favorite insults. it's just so out of nowhere and damaging.
FuckThisThingInParticular
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/wkB67hh
WhiterunWarriorProject
MY GOD THE FUCKING PUPILS
ThaddeusHamlet
kaldaze
I don't what this is like. I always beat my younger brothers at every game. I had to win. I am the oldest brother. I won at all costs.
Deadpoolio7
I had a brother that beat me at Smash Bros once. Had.
AbsolutelyKhaotic
"SPAMMING DOWN B ON KIRBY DOESN'T COUNT!" "YEAH IT DOES FUCK YOU!" "I'M TELLING MOM YOU SWORE!" *crack* "tell her in hell" that how it went?
Halkenguard
You accidently a word.
Framperton
Same when I would utterly obliterate my sister when I still played console games. "You learn to get better through losing".
ShyFryGuy
Cull the weak
Botatious
My older brother would get beat once by me then he'd play that game religiously so that he'd never lose again
jellybob2015
I am not lose
FenrirOdinslayer
Same here, then my brother camped his way to a 98.00 kdr, x10 my record...that little fucker.
Mannythebearpig
I did this and sadly it turned my brother into the WORST type of game player. Made up lack of skill with cheap tactics and characters.
CycloneSP
being inventive is never a bad thing. To set him straight, just take him to some competetive tourneys and watch them destroy those tactics
heXonyou
I always beat all my brothers at every game T.T (4 of them)
CycloneSP
I've tried that for countless years, but his mechanical prowess and adaptive skills are too much for me. I fail as an older brother. :(
kipy3
It's ok, I used to whip the ever loving crap out of my brother at Halo. He could throw me around like a rag doll in real life tho.
Tikityler
I was the younger brother (by 8 years) who started beating the older one at StarCraft when I was 6. We started playing other games...
Sirrussel5
Whoa! Calm down, Player 1!
DJTrickyM
NAAAIL! Gather the dragon balls and wish for a fancy new CELLULAR PHONE!!
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/wkB67hh
IMainReinhardt
One that explodes?
alsoAzrael
NAAAAILL! Gather the rest of the dragon balls and wish for a plasma tv.
chrisjfinlay
Sir, that would be a gross misuse of their power!
LeHarlequin
DBZ Abridged!!! WOOT!!!
InLoveandUnderPaid
My SO and I LOVE this version. We rewatch it all the time
ajled
MrtheOffender
"HOW DID ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE! It's fine, it's fine it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, IT BOTHERS ME A LOT!" ~ Cell
ShoobieDoobieOhOh
POPO!
Cyberwere
"Kami I need you to tell me I can leave"
TerritorialRotbart
You can leave the lookout.
Cyberwere
Bitch, don't tell me what to do!
VegetaWasAPrisonBitch
Sup.
TheSonOfX51
Goddamnit, Nappa...
VegetaWasAPrisonBitch
Eyyyy
Dudeson97
I AM THE HYPE!!!
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
I love them! I haven't met anybody else that watches them though! When I try to spread my fandom I'm called "put some pants on."
chaiman
Episode 60 was FINALLY out this weekend. fucking florious
salmanban05
Team Four Star is the best thing that has happened to me this year.
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/wkB67hh
thegelatoking
I'm pretty sure this is from one of the movies.
chrisjfinlay
...could stop Cell in his semi-perfect form. The caption text is from the DBZ Abridged "parody"
YesthisisNero
Android 13, look at my trucker hat!
chrisjfinlay
Cell saga. Vegeta wanted to let Cell absorb 18 to become perfect and present a real challenge, Trunks slammed him out of the way so he...
ryanthehuman
Not from any of the movies, it's just from the Cell saga, Future Trunks has just punched him for acting all Vegeta-ish
NotACanadian
You mean this isn't a cut from the actual show?
LiterallyYourMom
This whole scene actually took 3 seasons.
Paranoidq
Yeh wasn't that small segment originally about 15 episodes?
Combatmatt
TFS FTW! Fucking love them
Vijo
TFS! LK! I love YGOTAS, gonna give DBZ Abriged another shot in a few days tho!
gokuisjesus
I fucking love you
chimchim666
Is dragon ball z abridged the same thing as dragon all Kai?
runixzan
Kind of? A lot more humor at least. And unlike the original actually good imo
chimchim666
And some people call it Abridged 2/2
chimchim666
I meant, are they literally two names for the same thing Dragonball Kai is an abridged version of dbz, wondering if some people call it Kai
runixzan
Dragonball Kai is an official faster paced version of DBZ, whilst DBZ Abridged is a fanbased parody made by a group called Team Four Star.
chimchim666
oh! ok thank you heaps :) that's what i wanted to know- (i am a hella noob to DBZ, considering getting into it due to its sheer popularity)
AstartesLibrarius
Is that me? Is that me stronger than me?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!!
FutureHylian
YOU, NAMEKIAN, TOO STRONG, EXPLAIN
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Fucking love DBZ Abridged
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/wkB67hh
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
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MrtheOffender
? that's weird, it's supposed to be Yamcha getting hit in the face with a SENZU BEAN!,
?1 direct link maybe?
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
What is dbz abridged? I only know the normal one. Plus: who is vegeta fighting in this scene? Thx
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
DBZ Abridged is a YouTube series. Check it out. He is trying to fight Cell, but Trunks fights him off first.
SpringToMyWinter
Abridged? As in cutting out the hours of screaming/charging super blasts?
thegreatninjaman
theres actually not too much screaming until like the Cell arc. or at the very least no entire episodes of screaming.
Ironblitz
Why.. Couldn't.. You... DODGE!!!
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Oh god... just... just watch it man. It's one of the greatest things ever. SAO Abridged is also amazing once you get over Kirito's voice.
Belatorius
What dbz should of been lol
gtmiller
First rule of Popo's training is...
johnvictor
The newer seasons are more enjoyable than the real release. The characters seem better defined.
tpgreyknight
If it's like Yu-gi-oh abridged then it's a parody that's 9001% more entertaining than the original.
RobboNoCash
Over 9000?
tpgreyknight
http://imgur.com/U7Ghu2s
Telkesh
Team four Star do both don't they?
tpgreyknight
I've only seen the Yu-gi-oh one really, didn't know there was a DBZ one
Cyberwere
I highly recommend Sword Art Online Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment as well
BewareTheCrocigator
That series is so l'mao
Cyberwere
Ugggghhhhhh
TheRealActualLucifer
"There's no need to wonder where your God is, because he's right here, and he's fresh out of mercy"
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
You are thinking of Kai, the abridged series is a parody, and a very good one at that
henkiepenkie2
The introduction of cell was actually better than in the real series.
OrangeCroutonsZoomZoomButterscotch
Hell, Freeza as a character was better than in the real series, and that's saying something considering he's the most iconic DBZ villain.
SecondSince
I'd say it's even better than the original.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
I would agree, although the remastered version is getting closer
TheHorseJumpedOverTheFuckingFence
found it lately, binge watched the whole thing. Hilarious! Youtube Team Four Star
CthulhuPanda
Give it a watch, you'll thank me later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013
HotdogNotHotdog
It's later. Thanks!
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/Kf98H76
armeggedonCounselor
It's super good. I highly suggest you check it out. The first "season" is a little rough, admittedly.
Vijo
I wasn't able to make it through Season 1, I enjoyed it, but it was just tedious.. Will give it another shot after this advice tho!
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
For a ragtag group of internet dwellers they have really built themselves up in over 6 years.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
I mean their Patreon and gaming channel gave them the budget for Lani and Kaiser to lease an office.
SantaPanda
Yeah, i feel like they REALLY hit their stride in season 2 with production value and jokes.
subieroo66
Where do I find it?
armeggedonCounselor
YouTube! Just search for DBZ Abridged, or follow this handy link: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EC7B047181AD013
divebombdan
Thanks!
Billthesilent
Thanks
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
Still has some of the most quotable moments, like the 'pecking order'. It's improved 10 fold in every aspect since season 1, though.
realscrumpysteve
I dunno, the "android saga" was kind of slow with more misses than hits in my opinion. Cell Saga brought it right back though.
chrisjfinlay
Agreed it was pretty slow but the original didn't give them a huge amount to work with either.
Pacifisticuffs
"Ya thwartin' muh plans?!"
HalfAssedGenocide
The best part of them all, "thwarting your plans? Thwarting my plans. Thwarting your plan? Well... are ya?"
Nuttburger
"Thwarting your plans?"
Dhoosty
Agree with @indigenousinfidel. First season is by no means bad. It had some great laughs, remarkably paced action, and it brought us NAPPA!
BewareTheCrocigator
It's his turn Vegeta! I have to wait for him.
Dhoosty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URXvnFnlUeE
Tokanii
Good ol' God Dammit Nappa.
ODSTsRule
POO POO!!!
ODSTsRule
or is it Po Po in english? I always forget :D
TerritorialRotbart
Kai already did that, Abridged is just a parody.
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TerritorialRotbart
I never said anything about quality, it's one of the funniest things on the internet. Just making the differences clear.
LooLighter
It's a parody, but yeah.
crazypyro23
It started as a parody. It's basically the official English dub at this point
Sagethyme
Pretty sure it's motherfucking cannon.
MetaphoricalFox
It turns out it's hardly even a parody. Check the original series and you will see, half the stuff is barely exagerated.
chrisjfinlay
AFAIC DBZA is more canon than the original, and Lani is the true vegeta voice
AngryKawala
I AM THE HYPE!
OrangeCroutonsZoomZoomButterscotch
LittleKuriboh is forever going to be my headcanon Frieza voice. Even though Chris Ayres did a great job, especially in Resurrection F