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A herd of wildebeests running by
Jul 3, 2017 9:55 PM
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FritztheChef
LEEEEEEROOOOOOY MMMJEEENKIIIINS!
TheDragodile
FOR MUFASA!!
Priceman5
DAMMIT WOMAN I'M HUNGRY! DO I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!
SaphIsTheName
Muphasa's revenge !
FNHuskys
Aussie man commentary makes this. https://youtu.be/dpvLj_OB-Y0
amop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w26BiK6Baxo ya welcome
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Too fast, too skinny, too fat, smells bad, not my color... Ok that's enough honey.
LCDC
Here we see the wild tourist in their natural SUV environment
MillennialsRuinEverything
There are so many!
GavinScreaming
It's not like they're their cars
imAUser
Just pick one linda
bobert22334
Mufasa's revenge
Sequaloris
No one can say lions sleep and frack while lioness work and hunt any more!
Felvira
She's probably waiting for a sick or weak one, while the dude runs up, gets trampled, and redirects the stampede towards her. Typical
fedeki
he's getting so much pussy tonight
tf58
"For Christ's sake woman, just pick one already!"
MikeSierraTango3Kilo
My wife at the supermarket vs me at the supermarket
woolyworm53
+1 for the tags lol
butIDontWanna350
LEEEEEROY JENKINS!
ArianaNoel
Cool, look at all those vehicles in their natural habitat. Stupid lions invading their territory. That's just environmentally unfriendly.
EmotionallyTransparent
The amount of vehicles gathered to watch... wtf. Has it always been so crowded with tourists?
mrscharmingmotherfucker
I was waiting for a sale! - lioness probably.
uebermacht
You can tell which one is the female by her indecisiveness on which food to pick
garulfos
Anybody else impressed with the lion STANDING UP WITH A WHOLE WILDEBEEST IN ITS MOUTH!?
Zodi
Have you ever tried to keep a cat in a bathtub? They are strong af. And that's without the claws
WarDragon1984
Yep. There's a reason big cats are the top predators pretty much everywhere they live...
baldewok
You pay so much to go see the nature during your one holiday in 10 years and it is like a fucking car park full with other whiny tourists.
Schroderian
that disturbed me too, you can see a car closing in blocking the view of others -_-
ButteredUpToast
Beep beep I'm a sheep
kam1216
Female shopping vs male shopping
ObliqueRay
It's always bugged me how if those animals were just a little smarter they could gang up and wipe lions off the face of the earth.
ObliqueRay
Pretty much like people. If they were just slightly less moronic, they could make life so much easier for everyone.
sstarscreamrab
I oddly enjoyed op's username more. I can hear David Tennant.
zeacorzeppelin10
Just fucking pick Sharon!
ibespacejockey
They found out they've all been called one in a million by him for a blow job...
zeacorzeppelin10
Lol
augustolive
Huh, and here I thought it was only the females who did the hunting. Clearly, my Attenborough needs refreshing.
Rasdwatrium
Females hunt in packs, males alone I think.
Flyndaran
Vaguely similar to some human populations. "Lion's share" of Calories came from female plant gathering, but big meat kills came from males.
PlbMak
You don't think he's gonna share, do you?
Boraxed01
They always skip out on the males living with each other as bachelors and learning their fighting and hunting skills b4 they lead a pride
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
He wanted to be in front of the cameras
theitinerantnaturalist
Both hunt. When it comes to large prey it's all hands on deck, but smaller prey like wildebeest can be killed two different ways
ThunderStormArtDotCom
Heck, even the notion that males have manes and females do not is not always true!
PikachusThug
Males will sometimes help the females in the pride bring down big prey. Like giraffes and baby elephants
theitinerantnaturalist
When hunting prey that big, either or both sexes can be the ones hunting.
Gayforbae
But not the adult elephants? "Y'all bitches are on your own there.... "
PikachusThug
Not nobody fucks with elephant, not nobody
1philthy1
He was getting fed up watching her not hunt.
superfeathers
maybe none were looking weakened so he figured it would take raw strength to get one
tankboy
Modern lions are more like equal partners in life, they avoid gender stereotyping. Or maybe he was just hungry.
samsonguy920
When it is 6pm and the roast is still thawing in the sink, that is when dad gets the keys and takes everyone to Cracker Barrel.
Gayforbae
Wait, people eat meals BESIDES breakfast there?
samsonguy920
Damn right.
manolyk23
Ah so gender neutral litter boxes and such?
abacaxi
He's still gonna have to take the trash out.
suburbanhyena
Modern lions tend to enjoy their sterotyping - but as you can see sometimes they've picked a useless wife and need to pull up their pants
minipancho94
in a pride the females still do most of the hunting, the males reserve their energy for fighting off rivals and protecting their young. 1/2
IAmGodot
This. Males protect the pride from rivals and from hyenas: https://youtu.be/Pda4zULB3EA?t=2m9s
minipancho94
if i recall correctly, this is because their mane and larger size makes them much easier to spot and they need to rely on brute force. 2/2
Opportunist
He's probably hunting for himself, she's probably hunting for the group of females and cubs.
CryptBeast
She isn't hunting - she's hiding behind a twig while food is running past her.
philosofox
they wait for the slow and weak.
eleventysix116
Work smarter, not harder
philosofox
yeah, esp since there's a lot of risk for the females from horns and hooves. The male was bigger and could try to take it down alone.
RickyCrawley
Yeah this is confusing. I wonder why the male went in for the kill?
WarDragon1984
I like to think it was something along the lines of, "Damnit woman just pick one, I'm hungry!"
theitinerantnaturalist
Make lions do hunt regularly (though not as often as females). What is surprising is seeing a male launch a solo attack during daylight
iamlamp2
Probably wanted to bite something
TonyDetroit41
Wow a lion actually making a tackle. Hope that catches on in Detroit this year.
SirLyonhart
HowToDisappearCompleteIy
as a non-freedomlander who doesn't follow sports i have no idea what's going on in these replies
dolphinbagel
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ImprovedLoungewear
I favorited this post for this comment.
KevorkianScarf
RonsMustache
demon2749
Holy shit xD
Jerojero
Ooooh football fans on Imgur! Super like
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d0bec692ed0145026ee33427fb56f752/tumblr_inline_opc056Nm8o1sumzcv_540.gif
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
godofpencilshavings
Your savagery feeds me
dolphinbagel
cuap
watthefrak
dudedude09
Ha! Ouch
Whydidithavetobebees
TheChandrian
As a bears fan:
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Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
As a Bears fan, we are fuck!
Beefkins
Jesus Christ man, they have families.
Maaximus
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
BRUTALITY!
ALegendaryHero
gianvm
As a Bears fan, I hope not
SendMeOxygen
Wtf does a cardinal eat anyway bc so far it seems to be dirt
eruditic
Sick burn
FluffyTheDestroyer
As someone from Detroit
10sky
lol
GRA2itous
justsignedupforthishit
And Keegan's from Detroit! Double win!
NINJACOCK
This will make a fine addition to my collection
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
S A V A G E
motittiesmoproblems
username checks out
zubax
Jesus. Somwhere in Detroit someone just had a nosebleed from this savagery.
TJMack
It was me
LaPlumeDeMaTaint
Who gnu it was so easy?
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/t70Xw3R
Rockonman
I'd be lion if I said it was.