Crandillo
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The customer emphasized she only wanted a tablespoon of cheese throughout the whole pizza and pressed it heavily over the phone. I died a little making this tonight.
This is what it looked like after the toasty bath. “I only want a tablespoon, make sure it’s a tablespoon. We call it pretend cheese, ok?” The customer does this to every pizza. As far as I know they aren’t lactose intolerant, just like a tablespoon of fucking cheese.
Fuck this pizza. My soul hurts.
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
Maybe she's vegan and this qualifies as "not cheating"
draegerous
One of those idiots who think dairy gives you cancer or something.
virgil592
And then she calls back and complains it doesn't have enough cheese.
Lysergian
That's better than no pizza, but it does make one sad...
zerocharisma25
Nysarius
Shut up and do your job slave. You don't get paid to have opinions
Crandillo
Your mom doesn’t have opinions
OldFarter
Crandillo
Your mom’s a pineapple
JustYourNormalEverydayAsshole
Why the fuck do you let other peoples likes or dislikes affect you, at all? What a miserable existance that must be.
Crandillo
Haha damn, you are a normal everyday asshole!
JustYourNormalEverydayAsshole
cool
PassNgass
Maybe cheese gives her gas
AlmostScientist
that's called being lactose intolerant
boethius
I can't tolerate a lack of toes either but I don't make a big fuss about it.
jmega
My sister would make the sacrifice. She would always make sure she was home 15-20 mins after consuming any kind of dairy.
AlmostScientist
If you don't already know you can also use Lactase pills which give you the necessary enzymes to digest dairy.
jmega
Yeah that was in cases where she didnt have the pills in hand/last minute decision to have ice cream.