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InternetanonMD
2018, on a theater next to you.
RelevantMan
Don't tell him about Harambe
NotKeyserS0ze
Selenalways
Is there an article about this ?
emkev
ironicyes
Lucky it wasn't a full. Thank you.
Nipple4nipple
Yesterday I got hit by an entire, only 1 day in coma!
iconior
can't be bored if you're not conscious
Sirtopumhat
Bored friend in a coma, I think it's serious.
RabbitLettuce
I know, I know
AlbertFrankenstein
Its serious!
Mistamage
Directed by Hideo Kojima
filthykazual
Do you think he believed it when someone told him Trump was president
RealFuckinNito
"You mean we elected a walking chunk of cheddar? The fuck is wrong with you people?"
spookysexyskeleton
3000 people retweeting that first shit?
RealFuckinNito
#relatable?
SalamanderCmndr
Probably in relation to the following post. Things need context, you know?
Sanguiluna
Lesson: never go outside when you're bored.
poatato
Right, this person can remember their twitter password after 8 years of being in a coma, and I can't remember all my passwords after a nap.
Jupsu
I still remember my passwords when waking up in the morning. I don't see why it would be different
johnvictor
Password reset does exist.
SalamanderCmndr
Probably saved on his computer or whatever.
TalonisWolf
Or, you know, the 8 years was minutes ago to him- being in a coma does that I hear.
nosidam1
I want this to be real, does that make me a bad person?
GreenFox
no no no. that didn't make you a bad person. all the other stuff made you a bad person. this is just more shit on the pile.
IgniaEternale
Does he have some bad news waiting in politics or what.
ElloTherePoppet
Yes
bernlack
Iirc, this guy reposts this every year and deletes the previous one or something, extending it a year. Downvote if I am wrong please.
Silvertine
I don't think it is because the second post was a day after the first
wzarya
not aure if you are stupid or what but the 1d means 1 day ago the comment was made
Silvertine
oh i'm used to different settings
AdditionalPylons
False. The first post was made in 2008, the second post was one day before the screencap was taken (presumably 2016)
Silvertine
oh that is different than the settings that i am used to
chexandcandy
A SEMI WHAT?
Fierony
A semi type kind of life.... babay!
echoingwhisper
Comma
insongwhang
Wood
DoomSkuller
a semi-circle
netcrack2k
Maybe he meant to say semite?
bananjali
Semi coma
Superchief86
A semi engorged penis.
Jupsu
It isn't a word, it's just a semi-word
Mtchllwng
A semi-auto shotgun
waltjrimmer
Colon
GoldSolidFuckingGold
;
StarkTangent
He was in a comma for 8 years
Sauroctonus
Semmi, he's Prince Akeem's assistant.
WallpaperProblems
A Semi Armored Humvee
Phustercluck
Semi-sweet chocolate chip
Johnthebadger
Semi-detached house.
StabbyMcMurder
A semi chub
hadji
HUMONGOUS WHAT!?
KyoukoIrisu
The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah!
TrustyFart
You've just sexually assaulted me
NballardPDX
Just Hugh Mungus.
NobodyLikesYouBooster
a semi chub. It was some good D. 10/10 would bang; doesn't matter had sex
gforce1616
How boring was that coma?
DumbledoreDid911
I bet the boredom drove him up the wall
insongwhang
Very
Whoamioooooo
I bet it was just fucking riveting.
skillerious
lostintransmutation
Probably a little exciting, but not as bad as the antici...
DaddySlapper
...pation
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Here we go again!
Afreeman81
I'm waiting for the next ten years apparently.
GerberLegalTeam
How long is it gonna be?
AakashKandasamy
5 years
lostintransmutation