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Feb 16, 2018 3:05 AM
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RayloKen
Say "the pretty one", and then run away. Never answer her calls, ignore her, etc. That should teach her lesson
TakWriterOfWorlds
“Probably whichever one is willing, I’m not picky. After all, I married you didn’t I?”
RenaissanceFaireMan
"What's the one friend with the amazing hair, super funny, cute butt....Mark."
chri389
I can foresee no way in which this ends badly for you. It's safe. Go for it.
FilthyRaider
"And quit fucking your mother?"
Raguleader
"If I were single, I'd bang you!"
shiftingillusion
BEST ANSWER
ZacNolan
Always pick a guy friend.
BreakTheCode
What's the point of asking such questions? Trust issues and Insecurity?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
CrossBetween
This is the best answer to that question. First of all, it’s probably true and even better: women take it as a joke.
lilmookie
Why do they ask this? My ex asked me this. Pro tip, don't say "All of them equally at the same time." Say "why would I when I have u"
Thisisapsychologicalexperiment
If they ask a question like that and you answer the question and they then get mad, they're an idiot and you're free to leave.
LonelyDriver
Sometimes you fall in love with an idiot and still want to please them anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fuzzykitten777
My wife is awesome, we were admiring our waitresses awesome boobs together on Valentine's day. I still wouldn't answer this question........
TheDouche
All of them.
gman41750
Some people just don’t LISTEN!!!!! Fuking Douche Bags...
SterioType88
SmokingGandalf
More pixels
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Cassiopeia93
Even more pixels
notmyscrotumgoddamnit
Tell her you’d keep banging most of them
Chickenbuttholeremover
Depends . . . Are you watching, participating, or am I doing this without you?
DefenderTIM
"All of them, plus you, at the same time, in the sauna of my mansion on our private island." If we're playing fantasy then I'm going big.
weslesley
"Oh. Is that what we'll be doing today? Having a fight?"
DefenderTIM
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
Say the name of her most annoying friend. You'll never see that friend again.
misterhamtastic
I'm kind of a slut, so probably all. When are you going to visit your parents?
GuyInTheHat
MrDragonfyr
What is this clip from?
GodLikeButHumble
Um. Mad Max: Fury Road. Go watch it, like, now.
MrDragonfyr
Yea, I've seen it. Just been a while. Thanks anyway :)
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
Ask which friend she'd bang herself. Then act surprised and ask why.
USD1
That's solid advice.
SaltyDitchDr
You've played this game before I see
yesyoucancancan
It's knifey spooney with crying.
SaltyDitchDr
Yes Thank you!
PickleRick
xHughJassx
*ask for a 3 way
thegirlfromtheplaceyouknow
Am I the only one with a relationship that I can ask these types of questions without my partner or me getting upset?
vauhtihirmu
Not at all.
isetprettygirlsonfire
No, you're not the only one!
TakWriterOfWorlds
Nope.
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shootsewvintage
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to, love.
alticaarden
My bf blatantly and often says he's bang my younger sister(s) if I died.
Matteo1971
Talisker10
Dafuq
VirtualChessLessons
I choose them also.
rvcaptn
and you are cool with this?
alticaarden
As long as he doesn't fuck them when im alive. If im dead I won't be able to care but hopefully they have better sense lol
Foxsayy
Lol You're dating him so...better sense than you?
alticaarden
Yes better sense than me ahah
moerkov2
"But I just can't imagine being single, because that's life without you..." -- in the most smartass voice ever.
imgonnaralph
I got to write that down, I answered this question poorly last time
ProudMuggle
What did you say?
imgonnaralph
I said I'd its a hard choice there are a lot of promising options. Or something along those lines. Also just said the freaky one. I no smart
DegenerateCrotchFruit
This would be the exact phrase my gf would want me to say
JHawke
If I got a line like that back I would know I am being lied to... How is that desireable
moerkov2
Because you say it in a smartass voice to make it clear it's not intended to be an honest answer.
JHawke
Human mating rituals will never cease to amaze me. (if you saw the first one, I was half asleep ok >_> )
moerkov2
I didn't know robots slept?
moerkov2
Of course, my wife would follow it up with the "for real though" and I'd tell her I'm not interested in thinking about it further.
polopolomarkopolopolo
“I’m content just banging your sister, dear. Never gets old after all the years we’ve been together.”
RenaissanceFaireMan
*brother
MechaGandalf
Ru4reel
"I'd bang any of them, who let me" - would be the most honest response.
wildatheart499
Depends she could have that one crazy friend who always seems to scare off any guys she dates for longer then a month
valen00
They said bang not marry
PaintedSlate
Walrusth3Cat
I get this reference
crespomodesto
Me 2
Thegodemperortrump
My friend doesn't, can you explain it to him?
PaintedSlate
The Fates ending a life. Hercules is the source.
crespomodesto
vasectomy, jk @PaintedSlate has it
theguywiththevoice
She could be offering a 3some...
r2d2
You haven’t been in relationships much have you? Well neither have I.
Bundacious
Totes is just planning a 3 way. She just doing some undercover work to figure who else to ask to join.
abundantbadgers
VictorTheViking86
heyyouwantatoothpick
That’s why I’ve asked in the past
VictorTheViking86
But you're a dude
heyyouwantatoothpick
Uhh that is false but thanks for playing?
heyyouwantatoothpick
I’m not a guy why do you think that wtf?
VictorTheViking86
24hrs later!? It's really eating you up that I think you're a dude isn't it lol
TedTheMan
Or she doesn't browse often.
supraman13
Yes it has.
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
How often has that happened? Honestly . . . . .
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
more often than you'd think
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
I had a gf once who went 'bi' suddenly mid relationship. Worked great for me. Of course that was when I still had sex. And a gf. Fuck.
MainManMisterMxyzptlk
It's worked for me. Best times of my life. Best. Times. Of my life.
BecauseJapan
and then the whole bus applauded
pussysensei
Works for me. But my partner already knows I’m down for it.
iamthisguy247
Dude, you don't want to know how many times that's actually worked for me. Because it's zero. It's never worked.
aznanimality
That's bad luck bro cuz I've had it happen 1000000 more times than you have had it work.
pterodactylptime
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
I did the math and it checks out guys.
VladamirPoutiiine
1,000,000 x 0=
matamor
I mean, he said "more" so actually it's correct: 1,000,000 + 0 = 1,000,000